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1. The Statue Got Me High by driedlasagna

   Fandoms: Étoile (TV)  

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   • Complete Work

   23 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tobias Bell/Gabin Roux
   • Tobias Bell
   • Gabin Roux
   • Geneviève Lavigne (Étoile)
   • Mishi Duplessis
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • i think this might count as a crack fic
   • tobias is high
   • (weed not crack)
   • tobias finally gets the notes from the statue

   Summary

   “I think I’m high.”

   Gabin wasn’t sure what to expect, but it wasn’t that.

   “I’m sorry?” he asks.

   “I think I’m high,” Tobias repeats.

   Gabin holds his hands up. “Yes, I got that part. Why? How?”

   “I think she did it,” Tobias says, looking back at the statue. “She was frustrated and needed to give me notes so she got me high to talk to me.”

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   Title from a They Might be Giants song

   Series

   • Part 7 of Gabias Fics 🙂‍↕️

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   English

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