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  1. I birthed Gehenna, what did you expect? by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    29 Nov 2025

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    "One true fact regarding your obligation to this Hotel must be shared. It must be Absolute: in that this is a piece of information thought to be wholly and absolutely true to yourself. Sharing of this fact will necessitate myself, Lucifer Morningstar, to heal you, The Radio Demon, in exchange.

    "I will heal one wound. One wound inflicted by Adam, the First Man, by an Angelic Relic of 890 holy magick fineness.

    "We will be bound to never speak of this Deal, nor what occurred starting at 3,486,493:15:48 since the creation of Time to the absolute time in which this deal has been fulfilled."

    Lucifer outstretched his hand.

    "Do you agree?"

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    To Alastor's chagrin, Lucifer decides to intervene and heal the wound Adam inflicted.

    or: Alastor gets fucking tortured for 3000+ words.

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