Archive of Our Own ^beta

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this is scary baby’s first Ao3

I’m here to get fanfic ideas and post the ones I already have…

WILL DO ✅✅✅✅✅

- ANY ship with Elliot (poly too)

- Most ships in general

- Basic kinks

- also more extreme kinks like gunplay/knifeplay, oviposition, etc

What the hell do you label as a basic/extreme kink I’m new at this school

- minor/minor if they’re >16

- YES I will project your period cramps onto whoever you want

- YES I will write you a fankid

- con, cnc, and dub-con

- PAST rape/SA, not committed by any of cast but any cast can be a victim

-pretty much anything 

WONT DO ❌❌❌❌

- any NSFW of minors younger than 16

- any minor/adult

- anything to do w poop, extreme inflation, vore, oversized tits/cock/whatever

- incest

- non-con or REALLY rapey dub-con

I will try to keep up to date with this! If I do start/update/finish a fic I’ll try my best to remember to update this

Also might post art here 

thank you!!! please go ham with anything you guys want :)

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- Elliot is going home after a Halloween party

- Accidentally stumbles on the mafialings collecting some debt (and a drink) while taking a short cut

- Elliot manages to convince them that he too, is a vampire 

- The mafialings poke fun at him for dressing so stereotypical before letting him go home. 

— end chap 1

- Elliot wakes up to Chance, his dearest conspiracy theory friend, at his door. Elliot slowly realizes that chance is NOT crazy, and is legit a vampire hunter

- “yo it smells like vampire” “..smells??” “oh I meant there was a body found drained of blood last night in the realm that party was in… you good?” “yes…”

- uhhh Elliot gets registered as a vampire and the mafialings bother him lots 

- something something, Elliot meets mafioso. Probably a chap 3. mafioso knows DAMN WELL Elliot is no vampire and Elliot knows he knows but neither tell the goons

- what do I do how do I do this

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Descriptions:

(creative name for survivor crew that blows everyone’s minds)

Builderman- Captain

Dusekkar- navigator

Elliot- some poor guy that only joined for money, cook/healer

Taph- demolitionist. CANNON HANDLER!!!!!

Shed- rando,, WAY too knowledgeable on mythical creatures and myths whatever. came from telamon’s death place (well-known island)

Twotime- priest guy idk, prolly on drugs

guest- navy dude uhhhh yeah, prolly ship got killed by bacon pirates and then these guy found him

Chance- how to gamble as a pirate

Vee- I don’t know her character SOS

Noob- A clumsy, silly little guy that tries her best to clean up and repair

7n7- faggot,, only wants his son back and thinks the killers are holding him for ransom

(creative name for killer crew that blows everyone’s minds)

specter- mysterious Captain

1x- lieutenant??? Idk she just a hater

Azure- drug man

slasher- brutal man 

John Doe- info man

mafioso- some rich guy that brought his men on board to work idk yet 

coolkid- a child (nobody knows why he’s there)

guest 666/sixer- an actual myth that’s just there, shed is always weirded out by that

Lore: Elliot hadn’t joined this ship to rob people. Hardly even much action was supposed to be happening. He was only here to cook for some sailors as they transported their goods!!

- intro where shed rambles abt sirens as they pass some on very distant rocks

- Elliot is tired and is the first to spot a suspiciously familiar siren

- Shedletsky: hey why does the siren look suspiciously like that mafioso guy who’s part of the rival pirate crew that actively terrorizes us

Elliot: gulps and looks around nervously while sweating 

Uhm something aomerhing

 chapter starts with Elliot sweating over a stove, maybe talking with mafioso?? maybe mafioso knows how to cook and so he’s in the kitchen w him

- the killers managed to capture most of the survivor ship, probably having shed and guest tied up comically to the crows nest post thing

”What could you possible mean we’re only here for the food” 1x says as she finishes his third bowl in the 2 minutes the food has been given to them 

- eventually they leave??? idk. the killers aren’t even there to steal much they just want to bother these guys and aurafarm

- maybe a sink ship and one crew has to stay on the other crews ship

- mafioso and Elliot kiss 

- Twotime and 1x prolly see this kiss and realize in unison they’re NOT schizo