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  1. I’m Gonna be Nobody’s Soldier by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    03 Jan 2026

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    Jason clicked the pen, and started to write on the envelope.

    Dear Mr., “Gotham’s foster care is safe.”,

    Thank you so much for dropping me off at Ma’s personal soldier camp.

    I had a great time, truly a ten out of ten experience.
    I loved the part where I got shot in the arm. A real highlight of my week.

    Thank you for your genius-level, billionaire insight. You really nailed it. Incredible stuff. You could teach a class on how out of touch you rich twats are.

    Since you were so kind to drop me off somewhere so safe and warm. I thought you might enjoy these documents.

    -Jason Todd

    AKA: Jason Todd gets permanently trapped in his twelve-year-old body after Bruce dropped him at Ma Gunns's School for Boys. This time, he isn't going to Batman for help; he will take on Crime Alley by himself.

    It's not like Bruce actually cares about him.

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