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    “There’s a structure to this show, Agatha.”

    “People don’t want structure, they want to be interested enough that they stop watching someone play subway surfers in the background.”

    “There’s interesting stuff planned!”

    “My stuff is betterrrrrrr.” She sing-songed, twisting her chair back and forth.

    “Doing that is gonna fuck up the audio.”

    Agatha halted, getting dangerously close to the mic and batting her eyelashes. “Please forgive me gentle listener, Rio is a hardass who apparently doesn’t suffer from ADHD.”

    “I will buy you a bucket of fidget spinners if you sit still.” Rio rubbed their temples.

    “I’m not a middle school boy.” She put her elbows on the table, placing her chin in her hands. “And I can think of something better to keep my fingers occupied with,” She fucking winked again. “Thoughts?”

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    Rio's podcast is beginning to fail. Views are plummeting, sponsors are sparse. Enter: new co-host Agatha who gets on their nerves and saves their show all in one fell swoop.

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