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1. How to summon a husband in 10 easy steps by By_The_Rivers_Dark

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Dec 2025

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   • Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
   • Hagane Kotetsu/Kamizuki Izumo
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Umino Iruka
   • Kamizuki Izumo
   • Hagane Kotetsu
   • Halloween
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Summoning Circles
   • Umino Iruka has adopted Uzumaki Naruto
   • well-meaning besties
   • Fright night turning into flirt night
   • Spooky Comedy
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

   Summary

   After a Halloween horror movie night, Izumo and Kotetsu take it upon themselves to help their best friend Iruka find a husband. And they know how: with a popular summoning circle that has been doing the rounds in their socials. People in the comments swear it works. What could go wrong?

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   “Biscuits? Are we attracting a husband or the spirit of gluttony?” I ask, sceptical.

   “I assume if you use biscuits you may attract a baker? Or someone with a sweet tooth?” Izumo speculates. “At the end of the day, it’s all up to individual interpretation. What we’re doing is not exactly science.”

   Raising my eyes to the heavens, I sigh. “Kami help us.”

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