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Matador sipped on their cocktail as they lied on their orange floatie in the pool, Garbo and Mari-Anna were playing with a bouncy ball that they both bought from Stocky's shop and Diablo was chilling on a hammock in the shade. Boggles giggled as she climbed onto the ladder onto the diving board. "ITALIAN BRAINROT!" she screamed as she cannonballed into the pool. the water went splashing onto Garbo and Mari-Anna, leaving them soaked in water. "Oops! You both should've watched out for me next time!" Boggles laughed as she swam away to get out of the pool. "Hey! Maybe YOU should've been the one watching out first before jumping!" Garbo yelled out as he showed Boggles his fist. "C-calm down Garbo..." Mari pat on his shoulder with her tentacle, "its not worth it... You know Boggles, shes alsways... like that..." Garbo sighed as he looked at Mari. "True..." he mumbled before resuming the game of ball with the green alien. it was a nice hot day in the pool. what could possibly go wrong and ruin this amazing moment other than Boggles getting water all over Garbo and Mari?
suddenly, they all heard a weird sound come from afar:
"TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!!!"
"did you guys hear that?..." Garbo asked everyone as they nervously turned their head around. "Yeahhh. Porbs some kids on the street playing it to seem funny." Boggles snarked as she hopped into the pool once again. thankfully not getting any water onto anyone. Mari hesitated, shaking in fear bit. "B-but what if it.. it.. it..." CRASH! before a loud sentence, the wooden fence was completely demolished as something crashed into their yard. Mari Anna shivered aggressively as she hid behind Garbo's back. Garbo stepped back, not knowing what will happen next. Boggles swam up to see the happening. Diablo stood up and grabbed his bat, ready to attack whatever broke into their backyard. Matator grasped the edge of the pool with their hand, still holding their cocktail. suddenly out of the smoke, a human-sized wooden log with an uncanny neutral facial expression and limbs came out of the smoke, holding a wooden log. "IS THAT THE TRIPPLE T?!" Matador and Boggles screamed out, both squeezing each other like their life depended on it. "TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!" the log screamed, menacingly swinging its bat. everyone stepped back even more, afraid that the log will attack them. Mari-Anna started sobbing as she ran away into the corner of the yard.
- "W-WE ARE ALL DEAD ITS GOING TO KILL US!"
- "it looks like its going to harm us...! QUICK! DIABLO! ATTACK IT!"
Diablo huffed as he rushed up to the wood and swung his giant metal bat. BANG! he struck Tung Tung Tung Sahur as it flew out like a ragdoll. everyone sighed in relief. "THANK YOU DIABLO!" they all cheered as Diablo turned around and puffed his chest out in pride. but the joy and relief were short lasted. just a few moments later, Tung Tung Tung Sahur broke the fence with his lasers, screaming out his name again. Everyone screamed as they hurled to the corner, all except for Diablo. he was now filled with more rage and confusion, and more urge to kill that stupid log. "TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!!!" the tripple T screamed again as it charged at at Diablo with a bat and swung it over him. both of their bats met eacher as they proceeded to pull over one each other in an attemp to knock one out, like an extreme game of thumb wars, but instead of using their thumbs, they are using bats (and it was no game either, but a full on fight). unfortunately, the robot pinata got knocked down by the log. everyone watched in shock and despair as the Tung Tung Tung Sahur beat him up, unable to do anything. Garbo couldn't watch his friend get tortured any longer.
"QUICK! GUYS! WE CAN'T JUST STAND THERE! LETS HELP OUR FRIEND!"
"B-BUT THAT LOG'S BAT IS BIGGER THAN A-" before Mari could finish her sentence, Boggles hit them in the back of their head. "are you're fucking crazy," she added "who cares if the Triple T got a big ass bat? four is stronger than ."
"A-A-ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM SORRY BOGGLES!" Mari rubbed the back of their head in pain as they moved back.
"NOW, ATTACK!" Garbo screamed as they grabbed their explosive grenade, with others pulling out their weapons too. everyone ran towards tung tung tung sahur while screaming and shouting. Garbo whacked the log in the head with his wrench, making it feel dizzy and loose coordination a bit.