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Class 2-A Group Chat
Tuesday, 1:27am
Class Prez created the group.
Class Prez
Whoever is responsible for the loud music coming from the girls’ dorms, please turn it down. It is far past an acceptable hour for this.
Chargebolt
Yo who bumpin JB without me
Tape Guy
I’m saying like🤕
Chargebolt
MARIAAA🗣️
Visible Girl
WHY YOU WANNA DO ME LIKE THATTT🗣️🗣️
Tape Guy
That ain’t my baby 🗣️ that ain’t my girl 🗣️
Blasty
Can you all die
Class Prez
Bakugou, that is an incredibly rude and insensitive thing to say to your friends
Blasty
Raccoon eyes if you don’t turn that shit down in the next thirty seconds your room is getting lit on fire
Pinky
Sorry guys I was practicing my new choreo!
I didn’t even realize how loud it was
Blasty
Are we deadass
My fucking ears are bleeding
Class Prez
You can practice at a reasonable hour, Ashido
Chargebolt
Bakubro you literally blow stuff up all day and now you’re worried about your ears???
Blasty
Shut your bitchass up dunce face
Chargebolt
Are you on your deriod bro
Blasty
I’ll fucking kill you
Class Prez
Language
Uravity
Why bother
Pinky
Aww it’s not like he means it
Blasty
You wanna test that theory?
Shoto
What is a “deriod”?
Tape Guy
Dude period
Shoto
I didn’t know Bakugou had one of those.
I hope you know this does not affect my opinion of you, Bakugou.
Blasty
What the fuck
Visible Girl
I’m trying to sleep and y’all are blowing my shit UP damn!!!
Pinky
Sorry bae
Class Prez
I recommend you all get some sleep! We want to be well-rested for classes in the morning!
Uravity
Okk goodnightt
Pinky
Night y’all
Chargebolt
Goodnight I love you guys
Tape Guy
I love you too bro
Shoto
Goodnight everyone.
Blasty
Fucking finally
Tuesday, 10:32pm
Chargebolt
Real talk
Who in our class is most likely to take it up the butt
Visible Girl
Mineta
Pinky
Kiri
Red Riot
WHAT
Blasty
I'm trying to fucking sleep.
Class Prez
I am muting this conversation. If anyone needs me, give me a call
Uravity
LMFOAOAOA
Pinky
I take it back
It's him
Red Riot
Nah rewind rq
Uravity
Idk I’m thinking Bakugou
Pinky
WAIIITTT
Tape Guy
Bro's onto something
Chargebolt
Dude maybe he’s mad all the time because he just needs a good dicking down
Tape Guy
Yo why is this guy telling the TRUTH⁉️😂✌️
Red Riot
Bro he is going to KILL y’all
Chargebolt
Who wants to volunteer to dick down Bakugou
Blasty
What the actual fuck are you guys talking about
Chargebolt
How you need some dih 🤕
Red Riot
I was NOT here
Shoto
I don’t think I understand
What are you guys putting in your butts…?
Chargebolt
Anything fits if you put your mind to it
Shoto
That sounds like a hazard.
Blasty
I want you all dead
Oh my fucking god
Chargebolt
All I heard is you want me
[freakysonic.gif]
Pinky
I’ve determined that it’s Bakugou.
Shoto
What?
Pinky
The one who takes it up the butt is Bakugou
Have we seen his all might collection?
Shoto
I don’t think I understand how that correlates.
Blasty
MINE?
LOOK AT DEKU’S ROOM THE HELL
Deku
Woah woah woah
Froppy
Yeah but that’s different
All might is his special interest
Deku
Wait what
That’s an autism thing
Froppy
You’re an autism thing
Deku
???
Pinky
Bakugou why have you seen Midoriya's room…
🤨🤨🤨
Blasty
Now you’re reaching
Pinky
And how do we know YOU’RE not reaching up your ass
Blasty
You have 3 seconds
Pinky
Wait please don’t hit me zaddy
I need to buy everything on my amazon wishlist before I die
Deku
Um
I think I can hear him stomping towards the girls dorms
Chargebolt
You’re cooked twin
Pinky
Goodbye world
Wednesday, 5:12am
Chargebolt
Bakugou
Bakugou
Red Riot
Bakubrooo
Blasty
???
Red Riot
We are so hungry
We crave your delectable cooking
Chargebolt
Feed us papa
Blasty
I’m in the shower
Chargebolt
Proof👀
Blasty
I don’t tell you to die enough
Chargebolt
You tell me plenty
Blasty
Then why are you still in my face
Tape Guy
Why is bro texting in the shower
Red Riot
Bakubro pls feed us
We’ll do anything you ask
The whole day
Blasty
Shut the fuck up
The whole day
Red Riot
🤐
Chargebolt
🤐🤐🤐
🙏🙏🙏
Blasty
Gimme 15 mins
Red Riot
YESSS
Chargebolt
Bakugou I love you get me pregnant
Uravity
It is too early for ts
Pinky
I knew you could get pregnant
Tape Guy
Oh word?
Denki you are NOT safe from me
Chargebolt
Yo wait
I’m not ready to be a mother yo
Tape Guy
I’ll raise it with you twin
We’re in this together
Visible Girl
Bless that poor child’s heart
Froppy
It is FIVE in the MORNING.
Chargebolt
My fault
Deku
Is Kacchan making breakfast?
Red Riot
Yup
Bacon😛
Want some?
Deku
Sure
I like my bacon really crispy tho
Red Riot
Bakugou says he knows
Deku
Oh ok
Wait how? I never told him that
Red Riot
He said your mom used to make it really crispy for you
Well he said that in a lot less kind words
Also that he would text but he has greasy fingers
Deku
Oh
Well I’ll be down in a minute
Pinky
Me too! Just gimme a sec I’m drying my hair
Uravity
Me 3
Almost done
Wednesday, 4:42pm
Earphone Jack
does anyone need to study for tmr’s quiz? momo's holding a mini study sesh in her dorm
Mineta
Me
Earphone Jack
FUCK no
Pinky
WHO keeps adding him back
DENKI.
Chargebolt
IT WASNT ME THIS TIME
Mineta
Bro I ain’t even do anything frfr
Red Riot
Nah you gotta go man
Red Riot removed Mineta
from the conversation.
Yaomomo
Thank you, Kirishima.
Last time he showed up uninvited to a study session he stole some of my undergarments.
Tape Guy
Yea he HAD to go😭🙏
Earphone Jack
it was her cutest pair too😕
Blasty
?
Tape Guy
Hol on
Chargebolt
✂️?
Red Riot
Yo😭😭😭
Earphone Jack
you're dudes
you don't get it
it's not crazy to see your homegirl in her underwear
Tape Guy
Knowing her cutest pair is crazy work ngl
Earphone Jack
you guys just don’t get it
god forbid i’m an observant and good friend
Blasty
Pretty sure we get it.
Tape Guy
Nah ik all of Denki's cutest undies
Sometimes I steal them and take a sniff
Earphone Jack
katsuki you're one to talk.
Blasty
Idk what you mean
Earphone Jack
🏳️🌈
Blasty
Die
Visible Girl
Are we just gonna move right past whatever the hell Sero just said
Uravity
Is this a gay competition
Cus I'll smoke y’all
Chargebolt
Nah me and Sero would obliterate
Tape Guy
I fear he be hittin it from the back every night
Red Riot
Without me? ☹️
Yaomomo
I can assure you all Jirou and I are just friends
It’s fairly normal to see your close friends in their underwear, especially for girls
Chargebolt
Dude😭😭
Tape Guy
I’m crine😭😭😭😭😭gng js got friendzoned😭😭😭😭😭😭😭in the gc😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Shinsou
since when is everyone in here gay
Chargebolt
Since when are you even in this group chat is the real question
Shinsou
since i joined class 2-a dipshit
is anyone here straight
Visible Girl
I am
Pinky
What a waste :/
Visible Girl
?
Pinky
Anyways Momo I'll be at your dorm in 5!
Uravity
Me too!
Chargebolt
Oh yeah same
Yaomomo
:)
Thursday, 2:03am
Chargebolt
I haven’t seen a worm in a while
I’m kinda emotional about it
Do you guys think they’re ok
Earphone Jack
it is 2am.
why are you awake
Chargebolt
Why are YOU awake
Earphone Jack
good point
Deku
If you mean earthworms, they’re ok
They just live underground
Uravity
You too?
Deku
My sleep meds give me headaches,
so I stopped taking them
I haven't slept in 3 days
Uravity
Omg same here
Chargebolt
Just smoke some za before bed
Works like a charm
Uravity
You’re lucky Iida isn’t awake to see you say that
Shoto
What's za?
Uravity
Cannabis, roki
Shoto
Is that allowed?
Uravity
Obviously not
Shoto
Does it really help?
Chargebolt
Yeah
It knocks me out like a light and even stops my nightmares completely
Uravity
If you make Todoroki a stoner I’ll never forgive you
Shoto
I want to try it.
Chargebolt
Come to my dorm man I got you
Shoto
Thanks. I’ll be there soon
Uravity
You're joe king
Deku
Be safe!
Uravity
No way you’re encouraging this
Deku
I hate to say this but
Ochako you might benefit from it too
Uravity
IZUKU
Deku
I know it’s not allowed but
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Uravity
I’m telling your mother
Deku
IT’S NOT LIKE I DO IT
It is helpful for nightmares though
A little weed never hurt anyone
Uravity
Forwarding these messages to Inko Midoriya as we speak
Deku
You wouldn’t dare
Uravity
Ur right
She got enough on her plate
Deku
How considerate
Also
Why are you awake?
Uravity
Nightmare😃👍
You?
Deku
I’m sorry
Do you need anything?
Want me to come over?
Uravity
Would you?
Deku
Yeah of course
Maybe it'll help me sleep too
Uravity
Well get ur butt in here then
Deku
Coming
Thursday, 6:34pm
Chargebolt
I’m starving yo
Blasty
That sucks
Chargebolt
Daddy please
Blasty
Call me that again and you die
Chargebolt
Kinky
Blasty
I hate you
I’m not fucking cooking tonight
Red Riot
You’re convincing him all wrong man
Watch and learn
Bakugou we love your cooking so much there’s nothing that will satisfy our hunger except your amazing cooking
Blasty
Not happening
Deku
Is Kacchan cooking? :D
Blasty
Yea just gimme 10 mins
Red Riot
…
No way
Chargebolt
Folded under NO pressure
Blasty
Shut up
Class Prez
Hello everyone. I’ve been made aware of students sneaking into the opposite gender’s dormitory. Aizawa has stated before that this behavior is against the rules. This is only a warning but if it happens again you will be found and given detention.
Deku
Oh
That was me
Blasty
WHAT
Uravity
Alright who snitched
Mineta
It’s so not fair that Midoriya gets to sneak into the girls dorms… who knows what he might have done…
Uravity
You're SO gross
We literally just slept
Mineta
That’s what they all say…
Pinky
How did he even get in here again
Pinky removed Mineta from the conversation.
Class Prez
Midoriya, please explain yourself
Deku
I promise I just slept in her dorm
We both have trouble sleeping so it kinda helps to not be alone
Class Prez
I understand. You won’t be getting detention for this. However, it is still against the rules. If you need company to sleep you’re welcome to go to one of the boy’s dorms.
Uraraka, same goes for you as long as you stay on the girl’s side.
Uravity
Okay🙁
Deku
Ok, sorry Iida :(
Class Prez
No worries. You’re always welcome to sleep in my room, Midoriya
Blasty
Why would you go to round face’s room in the first place?
Idiot
Chargebolt
Someone’s jealous
Blasty
Shut the hell up
Friday, 11:41pm
Tape Guy
Holy fcuking shit oh ny fod
Whatever yuo guys do
DO NOT let Bakugou pierce your eyebrow
I think I saw god
It hurts
Deku
WHAT
Kacchan knows how to do piercings??
Tape Guy
IT HURTS
Blasty
No shit
Tape Guy
1 Attachment: Photo
IRS BKEEDJNG EVERYWHERE
Blasty
YOURE FUCKING FINE
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Tape Guy
IT HURTS IM DYING
Blasty
You're FINE
Try ACTUALLY dying asshole
Tape Guy
…
Blasty
Yeah
That’s what I thought you piece of shit
You have a hole in your goddamn eyebrow
Be glad it’s not your fucking heart
Chargebolt
Yeah dipshit
What's wrong with you
Tape Guy
…
Blasty
Finally some goddamn peace and quiet
Froppy
I’m crine
Pinky
Sero got cooked
Uravity
So why are we piercing ourselves
Blasty
I told him I have a kit and then he wouldn’t leave me alone
Earphone Jack
why do you have a piercing kit
Blasty
It’s from when I did my ears
Earphone Jack
why did i never notice you have your ears pierced
Blasty
Idk because you’re stupid
Earphone Jack
oh okay
Deku
I’ve always wanted to get my ears pierced but my mom wouldn't let me
Blasty
You’re telling me she’d let you break your bones on the daily but a little hole in your ear is a no-go
Deku
Well no, I can’t say she was a fan of the bone breaking either
Blasty
Well you might as well pierce your ears
Not like she can stop you
Deku
Are you offering to do it?
Blasty
No
Deku
;(
Shinsou
i could do it if you want
i’ve pierced myself a few times
Deku
Really? :)
Blasty
Fuck off zombie
I’ll do it
Damn
Mind your business
Shinsou
good lord
Blasty
Shut the fuck up Gerard Way wannabe
Shinsou
oh
Blasty
Machine gun kelly ahh
Shinsou
alright.
Uravity
LMFAOOOOOOO
Deku
…So when are you free Kacchan?
Blasty
All the piercing shit is already out
If you have the balls to just do it now
Deku
Sure :D
Froppy
Are you seriously impulsively piercing your ears at almost midnight
Deku
🤷♂️
Pinky
When else are you meant to make impulsive appearance changes?
lunchtime?
Blasty
It’s not fucking impulsive if the nerd has always wanted his damn ears pierced
Chargebolt
Can I get a piercing? :3
Blasty
Fuck no
I’m gonna start charging you fucks
Froppy
Men who use “:3” need to be tied up
Chargebolt
And what if I’m into that
What then
Tape Guy
I can make that happen.
Earphone Jack
some fucking bitches is what you need to make happen
Tape Guy
Why don’t you go scissor your girlfriend or something
Earphone Jack has left the conversation.
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