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Summary
Spamton takes one glance at the papers at the desk and groans. “if you dragged me into your office to talk about work during my lunch break, i’m gonna start a fuckin’ union. do you know what the pippins have been saying about us, tenna? theyre gossipping about us. they’re saying we’re in a situationship. you aren’t helping with the rumors when you act all sweet and call me into your office during my lunch breaks”
"what’s a situationship?"
spamton groans, curling in on himself. "fuck, you’re so old, you don't even know what a situationship is. honestly, tens.”
“you are the most impatient person i’ve ever worked with, did you know that? really, spam. do you hate surprises? goodness.” tenna sniffs at him, almost petulant. it makes spamton laugh to see the big superstar of the tv world sulk like a child.
fondness warm in his chest, spamton sighs.
“fine— i’ll bite. surprise me.”
or in which tenna and spamton have an incredibly unproductive lunch meeting and do not have an hr department to keep them in check.
Series
- Part 2 of discs, dinners, and diatribes