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On everyone’s life we all love Mexican’s” Riku said out loud one day after practice.

“Notice how nobody died because it true.” Ryo responded.

Jaehee looked up from his phone. “The stuff going on in the USA is so sad right now. They are separating families and stuff dude, it’s terrible.” He said with a sad pout.

“Fuck ICE dude being maga is so gay” Sakuya responded.

“Can Mexicans be gay?” Ryo wondered out loud.

“Dude did you know that the dodgers support ICE?” Sion asked.

“Woah, finally a baseball group shittier than the Khia Asylum Tigers, who knew.” Ryo responded sarcastically.

“ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BITCH” Sion screamed, lunging at Ryo.

Jaehee grabbed Sion, who was kicking and trying to punch Ryo, who was unbothered.

“They don’t call me evil Ryo for nothing, heh.” Ryo giggled menacingly.

“The Kia tigers are NOT gonna let lil bro hit” Yushi cackled.

Sion slumped to the ground sadly, tired out from trying to escape Jaehee.

“Well, what can we do about it? Our fuckass bitch cunt company won’t let us say anything, and even if we could we live across the world.” Yushi asked.

“Can we just kill Donald trump” Riku groaned. Sakuya rolled his eyes. “That ugly bitch has people surrounding him at all times since he got shot in the ear.”

“If only the aim was a little closer…” Sion sighed wistfully.

Jaehee pouted. “Guys seriously, we need to do something. I mean, people are too scared to even leave their house, and they can’t attend concerts or even go to work. I’ve always wanted to go to the US, imagine we go and all the czennies who can’t come because they are scared?”

“That’s a really good point.” Riku responded thoughtfully. “We have the next weekend off, maybe we should go to some protests?”

Evil Ryo cackled. “I have a better plan. We will go kidnap ice agents and we force them into a room where they have to listen to AllDayProject for days on end. By a few days, they will all be brain dead.”

“Hollup wait a minute😂😂” Sion said

“Ayo let him cook” Yushi agreed.

“No true cuz AllDayProject is lowkey ear molestation” Sakuya contemplated.

“Alright then, it’s settled! Next weekend.” Riku said happily. “Ill get the tickets!” Jaehee said, jumping to get them.

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“Damn, these bitches are all over like little rats.” Ryo complained, flipping off a ugly bitch in a ICE uniform.”

“I’m dead why are they all chopped.” Riku stifled a giggle.

They pulled into their hotel, pulling out a map of the city. “Okay guys, we are currently in Washington DC. The Secretary of homeland security lives a few minutes away, but there’s many agents here as well.” Jaehee said thoughtfully.

“First things first, let’s grab all the agents we can find. We can lock them up in this room.” Riku said, grabbing rope.

“Your a fucking twink, how are you gonna kidnap a whole ass man.” Ryo deadpans. “Takes one to know one bitch” Riku retorts.

“Hey guys, chill. I thought about this.” Yushi says, holding up a syringe. “This syringe is full of the sweat of Siwon and Shindong from Super Junior.”

“How the FUCK did you get that?” Sakuya screamed.

“Doesn’t matter. This shits so nasty it can knock out ANYONE. Bring some of this with you and it will instantly make the agent pass out. We can them bring them back here and then force them into listening to allflopproject.” Yushi explained.

“Fuck, ok fine.” Sakuya responded, heisitantly grabbing the syringes.

“Okay then, everyone in teams! Me and Yushi, Saku and Ryo, and Riku and Jaehee.” Sion barked out.

“You fag you just want an excuse to hang out with Yushi” Sakuya complained. Sion gasped in astonishment, but he didn’t try to deny it.
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“Let’s stop for food on the way!” Sakuya whined as Ryo dragged him down the street. “Dude, no we need to lock the frick in.” Ryo groans, but suddenly he stops.

There is a ICE agent currently questioning a guy who is selling food on the street.

“Mister, please. I’m just trying to get some money.” The man begged.

“I don’t care, your gonna be arrested.” The pig responded, snarling.

‘He’s not even doing anything wrong, this is plain racism." Sakuya whispered angrily. “You know what to do.” Ryo responded.

They jumped out and grabbed the ice agent, startling the guy. Sakuya smacked him over the head, taking a Neobong out of his backpack and beating him in the face.

“Dude, run!” Ryo yelled at the vendor, who quickly scrambled away. “Don’t forget to stream COLOR!” Sakuya screamed.

“Yo what the fuck?” The ice agent screamed, attempting to pull a gun out. “Nu uh bitch” Ryo growled, biting his arm. “AOWWW FUCK” The agent screamed as he fell to the floor. Sakura fell on top of him, slapped his face once and the guy was out.

“Huh, we didn’t even need to inject him.” Ryo said in disbelief. “Help me drag him back.” Sakura responded, grabbing him by the legs. Ryo grabbed the agent by the head, and togethor they began the walk back to the motel.

Upon arrival, the front desk lady looked at them oddly. “Is he okay?” She asked in concern. “Yep! He tried the grimace shake for the first time, ya know.” Sakura said nervously.

“We told unc to boycott McDonald’s, this is what he gets for NOT listening!” Ryo agreed. The lady nodded. “Woah, I’ve seen a lot about that! Good luck.” She said with a smile.

Sakuya winces as the agents head clunks hardly on the hardwood stairs. “It sounds hollow.” Ryo says with a laugh. They both grab rope and tie the man to a chair, wiping their forehead as they sit down.

“Damn that bitch was heavy.” Sakuya heaves. “I know. I wonder how the others are doing.”

The door slams open and jaehee walks in, breathing heavily as he drags in 3 grown ass men. Riku walks right behind him, sipping an overpriced matcha.

“Hey guys! Look what we found in the trash!” Riku squeals. Jaehee groans as he sets the heavy ass guys down. “Jaehee is so strong, he took them out instantly!” Riku says with a smile, patting his head.

Jaehee blushes as ties the guys up, and he sits down with a groan. “Where did you find them?” Ryo asks as he kicks one of the agents in the stomach.

The agent scowls at him, but quickly quiets when Ryo goes “BOO”. “she gon call my baby boo” Sakuya adds on. “You, you, my baby boo” Jaehee supplies.

“Well we were walking near a grocery store and they were on some lady’s case for no fucking reason so Jaehee beat the shit out of them.” Riku states. Sakuya growls menacingly. “What the fuck!” He complains as he throws his hands up in the air.

Finally, Yushi and Sion walk in, an ICE officer in each arm. “Woah!” Everyone exclaims.

“They were easy as shit to get.” Yushi flexes. “Yup, one injection and they passed out really easily!” Sion adds on.

“Yo lets go! Put one more time by ALLDAYPROJECT on!” Sakuya yells. “Stop making fun of adp theblacklabel is gonna sue us.” Riku says sadly. “They gon finna catch us” Ryo adds on.

“Dih swinging left to right she call me papi” Sion says.

The music plays and the Ice agents slowly end up brain dead…

“We deserve a daesang now!” Riku exclaims. “I don’t have any connection to Samsung, sorry.” Jaehee says with a sigh.

After this day, ice agents were too scared to leave, horror stories have been told that any ice agent who arrests someone will be forced to listen to Alldayproject for eternity. Peace is restored, and once again life is sweet.