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What's cookin' good lookin'? - Bread sticks, Despair, Orange Joe and other shenanigans.

Summary:

"What's this? Where am I?"
Mari woke up in an unfamiliar and strange building. She saw a sign that read "Hopes Peak Academy" Hopes Peak? Hmm..

Suddenly, a strange yet alluring bear walked in...

"Welcome to Hopes Peak... Ultimate Hottie"

Notes:

i'm really really sorry. please forgive me.

also there's no actual sex in this i just thought of some random kinks and fetishes and added them to tags there's no smut

i made this in school bc i didn't have anything to do but enjoy? maybe or like don't

Chapter 1: A mysterious school, a mysterious challenge, and a mysterious bear..

Chapter Text

"What's this? Where am I?"
Mari woke up in an unfamiliar and strange building. She saw a sign that read "Hopes Peak Academy" Hopes Peak? Hmm..

Suddenly, a strange yet alluring bear walked in...

"Welcome to Hopes Peak... Ultimate Hottie"

"Ultimate WHAT now?" This had to be a dream. What was going on? Last thing Mari could remember, she had been in a fight with her (super adorbsicles!!!!11!!!1!!!1!!!!~~~ :3c) lil bro Sunny (or snuuy as she called him dop dop dop skrrrrttt XD.)

All the stress from the upcoming recital had been building up to that moment.. (or CLIMAXING should i say hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha) They had a terrible fight at the top of the stairs..

{{{Flashback}}}

"Stop it Sunny! This isn't who you are... This isn't the lil bro that I know... Where's that super adorbsicles!!!!11!!!1!!!1!!!!~~~ :3c lil goober dat i've come 2 know nd lauvv... <3333333 I wuv you widdle bro!!! xDDDD ;3c heeheheh

"You are an enemy of Christ."

And then Sunny pushed her down the stairs, snapping her neck and breaking every fucking bone in her body. Her windpipe was crushed as her lungs fought to breathe but the only thing in her lungs was the collecting blood from her pierced flesh; covering the stairs with a crimson red, blood crusting and caking at the base of her scalp, pooling on the floor, staining the stairs with the sins of the one she loved most.

"wat da forkkkk bruh;ppp"

She rolled over, facing the final step of the staircase, reaching out to her younger brother. The last thing she saw was the horrified expression on his face, before feeling a gentle release and her eyes fluttered shut. She could feel the life being drained out from her body, leaving through her fingertips and other bodily holes, when suddenly she felt some otherworldly force pull her backwards, forwards, she couldn't tell.

With a thump, she landed in Hopes Peak.

 

{{{Present}}}

"Hello? Are you there?" There was no response. Monokuma sighed, taking a cautious step forward towards Mari. Her art style seemed to be different, and she looked slightly disheveled, almost as if she had just taken a long stumble. There was dried up blood under her fingernails and in her hair.

 

Suddenly Mari violently shook her head, returning back to reality after her flashback.

"Sorry, what did you just say? Im the Ultimate whatshisface hoodickey who-now? deerrrp gloop :p"

Monokuma chuckled, slightly amused at the odd lingo she used."What the fuck is derp gloop?"

"mi badddhhhddd ;cccc guess i'm just a lil silly liek dat lolz xdddd owo" Mari looked around and took in her surroundings. The interior of this building had 6-7 6-7 607 6-07 6-7 6-76 67 67 6-7 67-6 67 607 67
67 is not funny. you may just need to join the workforce.

The interior of this building had odd furniture and weird colourful doors. It looked more realistic than the artstyle she was used to. She had been in a state of half-consciousness until know, still getting used to this new environment. The air was uncomfortable and stuffy and she felt a throbbing in the lower regions of her body.

She finally looked up at the person that had been talking to her this whole time, but what she saw was no person. It was almost like some kind of bear.

"What...are you?"