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  1. Book 1: (Not) The Lightning Thief by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    21 Dec 2025

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    The gods are real. No, seriously—they’re also colossal assholes. Trust me.

    Same war. Same story. But this time, the training wheels are off. The kids are a bit older, the monsters are more lethal, and the Mist isn't doing shit to hide the scars. A slightly aged-up reimagining where the language is unfiltered and the slow burn of all time is still intact. Because teenagers will be teenagers.

    Canon-compliant (for now, until I get bored and decide to fix Rick’s questionable narrative choices). Expect things to get darker once the foundation is laid.

    All credit to Rick Riordan (aka Uncle Rick), of course. I don’t claim ownership of any of this—only the parts that diverge from canon.

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