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- Sarah
- Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.
- Jackie
- Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.
- ?
- what
- what is this
- Sarah
- Lily!!!
- Priya
- hiiiiiiii babe
- Bridget
- Welcome to the WAGs!
- Jackie
- Lily, hi! This is the group for the Metros WAGs. We know you're down in Boston, but we wanted to make sure you were included!
- Caitlin
- Mostly we just gossip about the boys.
- Priya
- true
- ?
- okay
- thank you
- my English is not great
- as warning
- Hanna
- Use emoji, is what I do
- English is horrible language
- 🙁
- ?
- yes
- 👎
MTL WAGs
Feb 18 at 3:04 PM
Jackie added Lily to this conversation
- Olivia
- Anyone at practice right now?
- Jules says Hollander's on the warpath
- Jackie
- No, what's going on with Shane?
- Olivia
- Not sure, just said he was pissy
- Sarah
- Watching, can confirm. He's got them doing bag skates.
- Olivia
- wtf??
- ?
- what color is tape on shane's stick?
- Sarah
- White?
- ?
- he ran out of good tape
- is borrowing howies from pike
- is very particular about this thing
- ask gagnon if anyone has fancy lowry tape to give him, will remove stick from his ass
- Priya
- omg, what a diva
- Olivia
- THANK YOU
MTL WAGs
Mar 9 at 7:19 AM
- Caitlin
- Nilsson?
- Lucy
- smash
- Olivia
- Wait, are we still doing these?
- smash
- Bridget
- Pass
- Priya
- Smash, always smash on a goalie
- Matheson
- Jackie
- Ew, pass.
- Sarah
- Pass.
- Caitlin
- Passssssss.
MTL WAGs
Apr 8 at 10:53 PM
- ?
- Hello, I need you to tell me an english thing
- It is SO late, why are you texting me.
- ?
- Miss your pretty face very much
- and need help with strange English
- What?
- ?
- what does it mean when someone says name
- and everyone else says 'smash' or 'pass'
- This is murder list?
- Oh my god.
- WHO are you playing smash or pass with????
- ?
- many very sexy women.
- Is game?
- Oh my fucking god.
- Yes, it's like a party game, like truth or dare or whatever.
- It's just asking if you'd fuck someone or not given the chance.
- Like, would you smash them or pass it up.
- ?
- Ahhhh I understand.
- I will know now to say smash when your name is said.
- Jesus. I'm going to bed.
Jane
Apr 8 at 11:01 PM
- Bridget
- Scott Hunter
- Olivia
- Ooooh spicy
- Smash
- Jackie
- Smash
- ?
- Pass
- He is million years old
- And bad at hockey
- Jackie
- Awwww but he's so rugged!
- Caitlin
- I'm with Lily, pass
- Lucy
- Cliff Marlow
- Hanna
- Pass! death to Boston
- Priya
- hmmm. smash.
- Caitlin
- Pass
- ?
- Smash
- Jackie
- You'd go for Marlow but not Hunter???
- ?
- Is more rugged than Hunter
- Very fit
- Jackie
- Hm. You've convinced me. Smash.
MTL WAGs
Apr 8 at 11:12 PM
- Sarah
- Girls is this a safe space to admit something
- Priya
- of course???
- Jackie
- What's wrong?
- Sarah
- I fucking hate the playoff beard
- Gil CANNOT pull it off. He looks like a sad discount lumberjack.
- Jackie
- LOL
- Priya
- omg girl i am with you
- it's like kissing a dustbrush
- Sarah
- I almost hope we get knocked out early so I can force him to shave
- ?
- Is very bad luck to wish this
- Sarah
- Says the girl whose man doesn't do a playoff beard!!
- ?
- Cannot grow one
- But his stubble is very handsome yes?
- I forget the word, for when it scratches on the skin.
- Priya
- beard burn?
- ?
- YES
- beard burn is perk of playoffs
- Olivia
- GIRLLL
MTL WAGs
May 3 at 2:04 PM
- Olivia
- BOOOOOOOOOO
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Priya
- WTF WAS THAT CALLLLLLLLL
- REF IS UP FLORIDA'S ASS
- Lucy
- Cait I think mitty's actually going to punch him
- Caitlin
- I won't even be mad after that bullshit
- ?
- is very progressive
- Priya
- ?????
- ?
- that league is now hiring blind elderly dogs as refs
- is great opportunity for them
- Caitlin
- OMG
- I'm so sad we didn't have you in this chat last year
- Jackie
- Lily, extending a standing invitation to come over to mine whenever you're in Montreal during an MTL away game, we drink a lot of wine and yell at the TV.
- ?
- ah, my kind of party
MTL WAGs
May 26 at 8:49 PM
- Hanna
- TONIGHT
- WE DESTROY BOSTON
- 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
- Priya
- LETS GOOOOOOO
- Caitlin
- Jackie, Sarah and I were thinking we'd swing by at four?
- And bringing the girls for a sleepover
- Jackie
- Yes sounds good! Twins will love that
- Hayden's mom is taking them to the zoo tomorrow, if you want to pack them clothes for that!
- Caitlin
- ❤️
- Olivia
- Lily, will you see Shane tonight?
- ?
- that is plan, yes
- after game
- Olivia
- Yay have fun!
- While you're there...
- Do you think you can get Shane to tell you Jules' hotel room number without getting him suspicious?
- It's our anniversary, he had flowers delivered to the house this morning and I want to surprise him back
- ?
- hold on
- ?
- @Olivia 1312
- happy anniversary
- Olivia
- Thank you!!!!
- Hanna
- FOR ANNIVERSARY
- YOU WILL TELL HIM
- TO CRUSH BOSTON
- OR WILL BE DIVORCE
- Lucy
- Hanna, babe...
- Priya
- no she's got a point
- destroy boston or liv dumps his ass
- ?
- harsh but fair
MTL WAGs
May 31 at 12:01 PM
May 31 at 1:19 PM
- ?
- is Olsson's girl in this text?
- Jackie
- Yes, @Dani
- She's out in Portland right now.
- Dani
- Hello?
- ?
- @Dani Olsson has fucked knee
- is trying to hide it from Captain to push to end of season
- shane is worrying
- very annoying
- you will make olsson sad so he sees team doctor
- Lucy
- I KNEW that fall was worse than it looked
- Dani
- Will call him, thanks for letting me know.
- ?
- 👍
MTL WAGs
Jun 9 at 10:57 PM
- Dani
- Best part of summer: husband is home
- Worst part of summer: husband's socks are also home
- Lucy
- Tell me about it. I'm finding them EVERYWHERE
- Jackie
- Absolutely. I swear, Hayden's worse than the twins.
- Dani
- Any tips?
- Jackie
- Nearly ten years of marriage and minimal progress, I've got nothing
- Caitlin
- Maybe try marrying a man who knows what a laundry hamper is?
- ?
- Promise blowjob for every day all socks make it into basket.
- Is foolproof, trust me
- Jackie
- I refuse to believe Shane was ever a sock fiend, I know that boy's mother.
- ?
- A girl does not kiss and tell
- Lucy
- Wait, that might actually work on Tanner
MTL WAGs
Jul 3 at 9:21 AM
- Jackie
- LADIES!
- After four entire children, of whom only half were planned
- I am VERY happy to announce that my darling husband has FINALLY had a vasectomy.
- Priya
- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Rachel
- ABOUT TIME!!!!
- Lucy
- FINALLY!
- Sarah
- YAY!!
- He recovering ok?
- Jackie
- Sore but good! Following doctor's orders.
- Or else.
MTL WAGs
Jul 17 at 8:53 AM
- ?
- tell pike I am sorry his balls do not work
- What??
- No, seriously, fucking what????
Jane
Jul 17 at 9:03 AM
Jul 17 at 10:47 AM
- Sarah
- Does anyone have Yuna and David's address? Sending out the baby shower invites soon!
- Priya
- excitiiiiing
- ?
- Yes, will send you
- Sarah
- Thank you! xxx
- ?
- I am sorry I cannot come
- you have list? for baby things
- REGISTRY
- send registry, I will buy
- Sarah
- Aw hon, you don't need to!
- ?
- Send link
- Priya
- amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/2IR4YFRU9J
- ?
- 👍
MTL WAGs
Jul 29 at 2:40 PM
- Lucy
- Okay, I have something embarrassing to admit.
- I was scrolling back through this chat and I've realized I don't know whose WAG everyone is.
- Who's Rachel with?
- Jackie
- LOL
- Rachel was seeing Louis Marron.
- ?
- He is left winger for San Francisco, though?
- Priya
- yes, we kept rachel in the trade
- Rachel
- And we broke up because he sucks
- I'm now sworn off of hockey players forever
- But I still love you guys!!!
- Priya
- we love you too!!!
MTL WAGs
Aug 2 at 11:18 AM
- Bridget
- I need to apologize in advance.
- Sasha is doing a brand deal with the most disgusting sports drink ever and they gave us WAY too many freebies
- I've sent all the boys home from practice with as many cases as I could force them to carry.
- Jackie
- Yes, thank you for that
- The twins are daring each other to chug it to see who pukes first
- Priya
- ben actually kind of likes it
- Lucy
- Ben would eat a candy bar he found on the sidewalk
- Priya
- true
- ?
- this is why there is poison in fridge???
- accused shane of trying to murder me
- bridget why are you trying to murder me and shane
- Bridget
- First of all I didn't know you were staying with Shane right now?? girl since when were you in Montreal?
- Second of all that is what the apology text is for, to warn everyone not to drink it
- Priya
- omg lily????
- ?
- at cottage for weekend
- have to leave soon for work, I am sorry I did not say
- Jackie
- Aw don't worry about it! We'd have loved to see you but it's sweet you came all the way up to spend the weekend with Shane.
- I know he's missed you, he's spent all summer glued to his phone.
- ?
- Yes, I have also
- Jackie
- Update, the girls are mixing all the flavours together to make a potion.
- I'd stop them, but I don't actually think it could make it taste any worse.
MTL WAGs
Sep 26 at 9:58 AM
- Priya
- HOLLZY HAT TRICK
- LILY DO YOU SEE YOUR MAN
- ?
- he is best
- very sexy to watch
- especially when destroying scott hunter
- Lucy
- omg what is your beef with that man
- ?
- old blood feud
- must see his sad team destroyed
- jackie, you will tell husband that forecheck just now was excellent but next time he will smash little defenseman into boards
- Jackie
- I am NOT encouraging illegal checks.
- Priya
- except when we play in jersey.
- Jackie
- They're not illegal checks in New Jersey.
- Olivia
- SARAH WE SEE YOU IN THE CROWD! HI BABE!!
- ?
- you are one waving to camera? hello!
- sarah tell comeau he is passing too wide on his left.
- Jackie
- I wonder if Shane's figured out he's dating his mother yet.
- ?
- yes, is why he does not take my calls during intermissions anymore
MTL WAGs
Oct 14 at 7:39 PM
- Hanna
- TONIGHT!!! WE END BOSTON!!!!
- 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
- Jackie
- Good morning to you too Hanna
- Priya
- home ice advantage, odds are good
- who's all going?
- Jackie
- You, me, Caitlin, Sarah, Hanna, Liv. Hayden's folks, and Yuna and David, I think?
- Sarah
- Jackie, your mom still good to keep an eye on the kids?
- Jackie
- Yes! We'll drop them off on the way to the rink.
- Dani
- Jealouuuuus, keep us posted!
- Jackie
- Obviously!
MTL WAGs
Nov 1 at 8:01 AM
- Jackie
- Hollzy and Rozanov for the faceoff
- Dani
- Shocker
- Bridget
- Sitting down now!!! let's go!
- Dani
- LET'S GO HAYDEEEEEN
- Olivia
- WHAT A FUCKING GOALLLL
- JACKIE KISS YOUR MAN OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU
- Bridget
- lol I love how much Shane looks like a grumpy kitten when he's on the bench
- Dani
- I know!
- Poor kid, let him skate
- OUCH
- Bridget
- oh what the fuck was that?
- bullllllshit
- What are the refs saying?
- Jackie
- Penalty for Rozanov, they're about to call it
- 4 mins for cross checking
- Bridget
- Jules okay?
- Olivia
- Fine, looks like already cleared by medical, think they're going to put him back on the ice.
- Jackie
- Yep, there he goes
- Dani
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Bridget
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Olivia
- wow you guys sound just like the crowd here
- Bridget
- Good, every time boston scores in montreal it should hurt
- even if they win, do they really WIN?
- Jackie
- Brutal. I like it.
- Dani
- Okay, can SOMEBODY please score a goal I don't think I care who at this point
- Sarah
- This is tough to watch
- Dani
- How's Hanna?
- Sarah
- Going insane with Yuna
- They have been shouting since start of 3rd
- It's not
- oh my god
- Bridget
- oh holy fuck
- Dani
- jesus christ
- jesus christ that's a lot of blood, what the fuck
- What's happening? cameras cut to talking heads
- Jackie
- Play stopped, medics on the ice
- Boston LW hit shane hard, head hit boards
- still down, Hayden's with him
- Dani
- Holy fuck
- He awake?
- Jackie
- Don't think so
- they're putting him on the backboard, Yuna's going down to meet them rinkside
- Bridget
- Did rozanov just walk off the ice?
- Priya
- coach called him off, he was getting into it with hayden
- Jackie
- Okay, Yuna texted
- It's rough but he's awake, they're going to take him to montreal general to get checked out
- Dani
- chriiiiist. How's Hayden?
- Jackie
- Keeping it together, looks pissed
- giving peptalk to the boys on bench while they're cleaning the ice
- Sarah
- He's a good egg, your man.
- Dani
- Anyone heard from lily?
- Jackie
- Oh god, I didn't even think of that. I don't know if she was watching.
- Hang on, I'll call her
MTL WAGs
Nov 1 at 6:58 PM
Nov 1 at 7:14 PM
Nov 1 at 7:38 PM
Nov 1 at 7:44 PM
Nov 1 at 8:15 PM
- Lily, hon, you there?
- Please answer the phone, we need to get in touch.
- Lily, it's important, it's Shane. Were you watching the game tonight?
- Sweetheart, please pick up, I want to make sure you're okay and that you know what's going on.
- He's alright, last we heard, but they're taking him to the hospital.
- ?
- We are okay, I went in ambulance with him
- You were here?
- ?
- yes
- I am sorry I did not tell you, it is complicated
- You are very good friend to Shane, and you have been very kind to me
- I do not want to lie about this right now
- Lily, please. What's going on?
- ?
- If you call again, I will answer
- Get some rest, Ilya.
- And make sure our Shane does too.
- ?
- thank you, jackie.
- goodnight.
Jackie
Nov 1 at 8:41 PM
Call Ended
49:38
Nov 1 at 9:53 PM
- Sarah
- Wait, okay.
- I know the last few days have been a lot to handle for all of us, but I've just had a thought.
- Do we need to change the groupchat name?
- Priya
- holy shit, you're right
- Olivia
- What would it be now though?
- WABGs?
- Priya
- WHAGs?
- WAGs+1 ?
- Caitlin
- I actually don't hate WHAGs
- ?
- no, should leave it
- I like being WAG
- Lucy
- omg
- Jackie, we're keeping him
- Jackie
- Obviously
MTL WAGs
Nov 3 at 12:08 PM
- Wait, so the fucking socks thing?
- ?
- Shane has trained me very well
- I KNEW it.