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The batfam were in the cave, having just come back from patrol. Today, all of the boys were in the cave with Bruce. Cass and Steph were in Hong Kong for the week. He looked around at his children, Dick and Damian were together, Dick showing Dami some tricks. Jason and Tim seemed to be arguing?, no, Tim was teasing Jason and Jason looked ready to throw hands. Bruce approached them, "what are you both talking about?" He asked warily. "Nothing old man mind your own business." Jason spat. "Jason is married!" Tim exclaimed gleefully at the same time. "You little shit!" Jason pounced on Tim and soon they were wrestling on the cave floor. "Jason! Tim!" Dick came over to help Bruce pull them apart. "Hey! Guys, what's going on??" He asked. "Tck. Richard, must I remind you? They are barbarians, that's why they fight.” Damian scoffed. "Shut up demon brat." Jason growled at him, while Tim rolled his eyes.
"Jason, is it true?" Bruce asked, ignoring everyone else. Dick and Damian tilted their heads in confusion, looking similar. These small things told Bruce just how close his oldest and youngest had become in the year he was missing. Tim immediately spoke, "Jason is married! To Roy. I found out yesterday when I was checking the documents he forged before we made him legally alive again."
"It was for tax benefits!" "And an accident. Roy signed the papers accidentally and they didn't find out until months later. And even after finding out they didn't correct it." Tim was clearly enjoying himself.
"So, you are legally married to Roy." Bruce said. To anyone else, his face was completely blank but they were the bats and birds. They could see how surprised he really was. "It is too much paperwork to correct it. Also, like I said, tax benefits. It was anyway under an alias." Jason shrugged, looking uncomfortable. Bruce cleared his throat. "Well, when you do decide to marry him properly, you can have my father's ring."
Jason looked at him in surprise and blushed slightly. "Whatever old man." He tried to wave it off but everyone could see he was extremely happy. "Wow, that's basically him blessing you to marry Roy." Tim nudged Jay.
"Your mom's ring is for Cass?" Dick asked curiously. "No. It is for you when you decide to marry." Dick blinked. "Umm... B? I am already married." Jason and Tim stopped bickering, staring at him. Bruce nearly got a whiplash when he turned to look at him. "Ah... I had forgotten to mention that I am married now, hadn't I?" Dick muttered sheepishly. “Tch. I still believe I had every right to skewer him before he defiled you.” Damian crossed his arms. They could clearly see that he didn't really mean that. Dick just chuckled. "Baby bat, and like I keep reminding you, you would have been one year old when he first 'defiled me'" Dick said laughing. " Wait. One year old? You married when you were fifteen??" Jason demanded. "Are you an imbecile Todd. One can't marry when they are fifteen." Damian crossed his arms and raised one eyebrow.
"Dami" Dick chid gently. "And no little wing, I married two years ago. I first slept with him when I was 15 and we started dating when I was 17." He continued. "You eloped with him?" Tim asked confused. "Of course not, Drake. It was a rather extravagant wedding."
"There was a wedding?? Why weren't we invited?" Jason demanded. "You were invited. I personally gave you the wedding invitations and sent you a message. You literally burned the invitation in front of me Jason." Dick snapped, scowling. "And you, Tim, put it straight in the paper shredded and Bruce, I told you I was marrying on that date and you said that you had more important things to do!" He stormed off. "You all are truly pathetic." Damian informed them and followed Dick.
Tim immediately started pulling up Dick's official documents, Bruce looked over his shoulder." There is nothing here. Don't tell me he was lying to get attention." Tim sighed.
"He probably was. You know how he is. Always wanting to be the center of attention." Oracle's voice came from the speaker. "Anyways, I am leaving now. Good night, everyone."
"Somehow I have the feeling that dickface was not lying." Jason said. He called Roy, "May be Roy knows something."
"What?"
"Hi to you too, Harper."
"What do you want at... 3 in the morning, Todd. Not all of us are nocturnal bats, you know?"
"Yeah- yeah. Do you know about Dickhead getting married?"
Roy stayed quiet for enough time that Jason checked if the call had cut.
"Of course I did. I was the best man after all."
"You knew and you didn't say anything to me?"
"I tried to. Even though Robbie said no, I tried to tell you. You went completely green anytime you even heard his name so I stopped trying."
"He faked his death to play James Bond!"
"Did you bother asking him what happened or did you just decide that. After all no one saw you getting revived so, according to your logic, you had faked your death to play assassin." Roy snapped.
Jason flinched, his mouth opened and closed like a fish, unable to decide what to say.
"When did he get married and why isn't there any official documents?" Tim decided interrupted. “You guys do know that Richard Grayson is not his birth name? He is Romanian. Why would he have an English name? According to Rob, everyone in the circus have birth names connected to their roots and an English name they tell people. Rob never felt comfortable enough to tell his real name to Bruce. He did tell Jason that he had a different name just before we went to that space mission just before. I think it was like a promise that as he had not yet told Jay his real name, he has to come back so he could say it."
"What is his real name?" Bruce growled.
"It's his name. If he didn't tell you, I won't either."
"Roy-" Jason started.
"No, Jason. The titans were-are a family. Rob is my younger brother so no."
"Is there anything you can tell us about the wedding and his husband?" Jason asked after pause, sighing.
"Robbie and Spencer are childhood friends. Started dating when Rob was fif-seventeen. They married two months after Rob came back from Spiral. It was a beach wedding. I was Spencer's best man while Wally was Rob's. Choosing who will be the groomsmen was hard so Rob and Spen decided to make everyone play a game and whoever won would be chosen. Then another game where they decided who will be whose groomsmen. And seriously, it was like a real-life hunger games. Damian was the ring bearer and Lian was the flower girl. Gar and Rac were Spen and Rob's junior groomsman/woman. Rob's granddad walked him down and uncle S walked Spen down. It was a rather large wedding. Nearly the entire hero and at least one-third of the villain community has attended..." Roy trailed off, clearly nostalgic.
"Anything else?" He asked.
"I-no, thank you Roy." Jason mumbled.
The call cut, leaving the three Waynes dumbfounded.
"Wait, did you notice at the starting he nearly said fifteen instead of seventeen? What was that about?" Tim asked suddenly. "And he kept calling Dick Rob or Robbie." "Maybe they started dating at fifteen but only told people when Dick turned seventeen? But he knew before because it was clear that they were dating? Also, all main titans have always called him that. Even now, all four of them still call him that." Jason replied.
"You know what? I am not dealing with this today." Jason huffed after some time and left. "I think I will write today's report on my laptop today." Tim slinked upstairs.