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everyone is going into the house. it's cold out and a little bit snowy.
"wow. I can't wait for soup" says kevin spencer from kevin spencer.
Bob's burgers guy grumbles. he doesn't like walking or something. but he is also exited for the soup.
the doorbell rings and Shockwave from transformers answers it (in this world he is sized so he can come in the house and eat soup and shit)
"come in and try the soup."
they all go in. there's like 2 people late but everyone wants to eat the soup so nobody cares to wait. that's soup law for you.
they eat some soup.
"wow this is good soup" says Paul Blart
everyone nods
"yeah. thanks for cooking the gluten free noodles sepretly."
says spongebob. he has a weak gut.
they pass the vape around. it perfectly compliments the soup. there is wine and challah, but not in a Jewish way.
Paddington bear slurps down the rest of his soup and reaches for the marmalade. "classic Paddington!!" everybody chuckles.
rick and morty portal in. they have turned clones of themselves into soup bowls so they eat the soup out of themselves.
"I freaking love this soup rick"
somebody chuckles. it's Santa Claus himself.
"ho ho ho! I know it's not Christmas but I love this soup! hahaha!"
"Santa cmon you know your not supposed to be eating right now you got blood work in the morning!" scolds his wife and husband bobs belcher and linda belcher (polycule santa)
"ohoho I forgot! I've got to get going!"
and just like that, Santa flew off on his sleigh.
the TV was on and everybody liked the movie. it was a classic. nobody was paying attention though. but they liked the movie. no background movie judgement.
after a long night of soup related banter and a drunken proposal from minecraft Steve to megan fox, people finally started to pile out, putting on their coats and wishing goodbye