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'Let me get this straight,' Dick says slowly into the phone. 'You let him head out on his own to Pewter City.'
'Yes,' comes Bruce's gravelly voice from the other end of the line, which is just great, just freaking fantastic—
'I can't believe you!' Dick shouts. People sometimes ask why he'd moved away to Cerulean City: well, this is why. 'Jason is twelve years old!'
'You were younger than that,' is Bruce's response.
'Damn it, Zubatman! I didn't choose an electric-type as my starter Pokémon!' Dick practically screams, and walks to his closet to go get his costume on.