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1. How to Hallmark in Under 1000 Words by MxMaxZephyrus

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Omega Verse
   • Alpha Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Omega Crowley (Good Omens)
   • hallmark
   • Workplace Sex
   • Mutual Pining
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Co-workers to lovers
   • Fluff
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Co-workers

   Summary

   Aziraphale and Crowley are on a deadline to choose a script - and are at each other's throats trying to agree on what will be the next Holiday Movie Original. And then, they're at each other's throats in a different way.

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   English

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