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1. sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die. is it really fun to be a vampire? by longlivetheblackparade

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham & Cyno & Kaveh & Tighnari (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh & Tighnari (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Cyno (Genshin Impact)
   • Tighnari (Genshin Impact)
   • Faranak | Kaveh's Mother (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Collei (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Traveler (Genshin Impact)
   • Ying | Lumine is the Traveler (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Flins (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Lauma (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Aino (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Ineffa (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Varka (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Nefer (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Jahoda (Genshin Impact)
   • since this primarily is set in sumeru i dont want to main tag the nod krai cast lol
   • Vampire Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Blood Drinking
   • Consensual Blood Drinking
   • Non-Consensual Blood Drinking
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Only in some chapters though
   • Kissing
   • Asexual Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Asexual Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • its very important to me (aroace) that you all know this
   • Alhaitham is Soft for Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham is Bad at Communicating (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh is Bad at Communicating (Genshin Impact)
   • yes alhathiam is into the blood drinking no its not actually a sex thing hes a Freak in other ways
   • Mostly Canon Compliant
   • story starts not long after the Sumeru Archon Quest ends but before Alhaitham's story quest/Kaveh’s hangout quest
   • Mentioned Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • don’t want to spoil anything yet so any trigger warnings will go up in the before notes of a chapter

   Summary

   Kaveh hid a lot of things from the public— his poverty, his terrible alcohol problem, his grief and soul-crushing guilt. The number one problem he held so tightly to his chest, however, was the secret of his vampire nature.

   Now, living with Teyvat’s most observant, stubborn, and infuriating man threatens to push Kaveh to his limits, both mentally and physically.

   How much longer can he keep up his facade?

   Language:

   English

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   46,016

   Chapters:

   15/?

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