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1. Sasuke!? Is that a weed? I'm calling the police! (Naruto probably) by No_idea_what_I_am_doing101112131415

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hatake Kakashi & Maito Gai | Might Guy
   • Hatake Kakashi & Maito Gai | Might Guy & Sarutobi Asuma & Yuuhi Kurenai
   • Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Ensemble & Hatake Kakashi
   • Dai-hachi-han | Team 8 Ensemble & Yuuhi Kurenai
   • Dai-jippan | Team 10 Ensemble & Sarutobi Asuma
   • Gai-han | Team Guy Ensemble & Maito Gai | Might Guy
   • Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama & Uzumaki Naruto
   • Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Ensemble (Naruto)
   • Dai-hachi-han | Team 8 Ensemble (Naruto)
   • Dai-jippan | Team 10 Ensemble (Naruto)
   • Gai-han | Team Guy Ensemble (Naruto)
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Maito Gai | Might Guy
   • Sarutobi Asuma
   • Yuuhi Kurenai
   • Umino Iruka
   • Uchiha Madara
   • Uchiha Izuna
   • Senju Tobirama
   • Senju Hashirama
   • Jiraiya (Naruto)
   • Tsunade (Naruto)
   • Uchiha Obito
   • Orochimaru (Naruto)
   • Shiranui Genma
   • Pakkun (Naruto)
   • Black Zetsu (Naruto)
   • Akatsuki
   • I'm to lazy to type everyone out
   • but basically
   • it's everyone
   • Chaos
   • Memes
   • Drabbles
   • author has no idea what they are doing
   • buckle up kids because I have no idea where this is going
   • I'm making all the kids gremlins
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • Bad Spelling & Grammar
   • Dai-nana-han | Team 7 is a Mess (Naruto)
   • Dai-hachi-han | Team 8 Appreciation (Naruto)
   • Team 10 are just as bad as team 7
   • only they are sneakier
   • It's Ino's fault
   • headcannons
   • Choji Akimichi is a cinnamon roll
   • Hatake Kakashi is so Done
   • all the adults need raises
   • except Danzo
   • He can die in a hole
   • team gai are surprisingly the sane ones
   • granted that's not saying much
   • Geneva Convention
   • possible war crimes
   • but like in a funny way
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • Don't expect this to be good
   • I just wanna write chaos
   • I really need to stop tagging stuff
   • Out of Character
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • it's just sakumo but I figure have my bases covered
   • Mentions of Cancer
   • it's pretty vague though

   Summary

   Naruto drabbles, memes, headcannons, and random chaos.

   aka: I wanted a reason to write chaos, without actually making a story

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,412

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Kudos:

   7

   Bookmarks:

   3

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