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—Blue Lockers' Internal Group (No Ego Version)—
Hiori Yo shared a link: [Kyoto Top 10 Must-Visit Spots (With Food Stops!)]
Hiori Yo shared a link: [3 Days 2 Nights Kyoto Guide – One Article Is Enough!]
Hiori Yo shared a link: [Like a Miyazaki Movie IRL?! Kyoto XX Private Hot Spring Inn]
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: ???
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: @Hiori Yo Yo, please don’t post non-work stuff here
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: If Princess Barou sees this, we’re all getting banned again
Hiori Yo: Sorry
Hiori Yo: Sent it to the wrong group
Hiori Yo: It was meant for Isagi-kun
Hiori Yo: Can’t delete it myself… Aiku-san, can you help?
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: It’s fine. Just don’t do it again.
Sendou Shuto: Wow! This hot spring looks awesome!
Sendou Shuto: And it’s so cheap!
Sendou Shuto: We can pitch this as “team bonding” and get Ego to pay! @[Admin] Oliver Aiku
Chigiri Hyoma: Yeah right. You’ll have better luck asking Reo than Ego
Chigiri Hyoma: @[Admin] Mikage Reo
[Admin] Mikage Reo: The inn’s decent, but it’s too small for all of us.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: I’ll check for a bigger one.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: But Hiori, why are you posting Kyoto guides? You literally live there.
Hiori Yo: Just sent it to the wrong chat
Hiori Yo:It was for Isagi-kun
[Admin] Mikage Reo: For Isagi? Why?
Kurona Ranze: Don't ask. Don't ask
Hiori Yo: Huh? You usually know everything.
Hiori Yo: Not a big deal after all......
Bachira Meguru: Isagi and Hiori are dating, and they are going to travel to Kyoto together during the holiday
Nagi Seishiro: OxO!!
Chigiri Hyoma: WTF?? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Bachira. You're joking, right?
Hiori Yo: Bachira-kun, that was way too direct
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Wait, you two crazy folks are dating?
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Aho, you get laid or not?
Chigiri Hyoma: @Hiori Yo, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??
Hiori Yo: What are you talking about? You are so rude, Karasu-kun
Hiori Yo: Is that an Osaka's thing? No wonder your dinner invite to Isagi-kun failed
Hiori Yo: After all, compared to takoyaki, Kyoto wagashi are way more his style ^_^
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Screw you! If your German-wing roommates hadn’t stopped me, I'd get Mr. Nomal rn!
Chigiri Hyoma: Wait! You are also involved in this too?
[Admin] Mikage Reo: THIS IS NOT WHAT WE AGREED ON! Didn't we make it clear that no one could make a move before the U20?
[Admin] Mikage Reo: @[Admin] Karasu Tabito Come out you shit crow-head!
Nagi Seishiro: Shouldn’t listen to Reo……
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Shut up!
Hiori Yo: Oh, So there was an agreement like that?
Hiori Yo: So sorry. I didn't know
Nanase Nijiro: Wow! Hiori-senpai is dating Isagi-senpai! I'm so impressed! That’s amazing! Congratulations!
Nanase Nijiro: @All members Everyone! BIG NEWS!
Fukaku Gen: Congratulations to Hiori and Isagi!
Nio Kazama: Congratulations!
[Admin] Neru Teppei: Congratulations to both of you!
Cho Kento: Cho Congratulations!
Tsurugi Zantetsu: Congratulations, wish you a long life
Aryu Jyubei: Romance between teammates? It's not osha enough for me, but still congras
Sendou Shuto: Man, that’s nice… I want a girlfriend too…
Niko Ikki: Nobody asked
Hiori Yo: Thank you! I really appreciate it. I’ll make sure to pass your messages on to Isagi-kun
Hiori Yo: To be honest, I was quite nervous when confessing my feelings. Isagi-kun’s popular. I kept wondering if someone like me even had a chance. Unlike Chigiri-kun and Bachira-kun, who were Z Team teammates Isagi-kun met at first, or Nagi-kun and Reo-kun, talents were selected by Mr.Ego after just six months of soccer training, or even players like Kaiser-kun and Rin-kun with exceptional individual skills, all I could do was share my ideas, support him, and help him reach his goals.
Hiori Yo:I’m really lucky he accepted my feelings
Chigiri Hyoma: Ugh
Chigiri Hyoma: I’m gonna puke
[Admin] Mikage Reo: How did we even forget to include you when listing competitors…
Hiori Yo: ^_^
Chigiri Hyoma: No. No way this ends here!
Chigiri Hyoma: @Kunigami Rensuke @Raichi Jingo @Igarashi Gurimu How could you let him score so easily? What's wrong with your German wing's defenders?
Kunigami Rensuke: Don't tag me, it's none of my business
Igarashi Gurimu: Same. Buddhism does not concern itself with romance.. Namusan!
Raichi Jingo: What the fuck? What does this shit have to do with me? They were dating way before you idiots made that dumb “gentleman’s agreement” anyway!
Bachira Meguru: Wat?
[Admin] Mikage Reo: I……I don’t know……pardon……
Niko Ikki: Reo-kun! Calm down! Wrong character arc
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Sorry. Lost my cool.
Bachira Meguru: But…but… Isagi just told me yesterday that you two are dating...
Bachira Meguru: (°д°) @[Admin] Isagi Yoichi
Bachira Meguru: @[Admin] Isagi Yoichi Isagi! I need AN EXPLAIN!!!
Kurona Ranze:Isagi got dragged out by Ego today to film a commercial. Probably hasn’t even looked at his phone
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Kurona, you’re okay with this??
Kurona Ranze: As long as Isagi is happy happy.
Chigiri Hyoma: What about Yuki?
Yukimiya Kenyu: When divine guidance is granted, humans must obey and not overstep
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: What's wrong with you guys in German wing, seriously?
Otoya Eita: You sure?
Otoya Eita: [Image: Yukimiya silently weeps while looking at Isagi's photo in the training room]
Otoya Eita: [Image: Kurona is kicking soccer with a crumpled photo stuck to it, faintly showing a light blue-haired man wearing Bastard team jersey]
Yukimiya Kenyu: Hmm...
Yukimiya Kenyu: Even with the favor of the god, people can still lose control of their emotions
Itoshi Rin: Tsk
Itoshi Rin: Lukewarm
Itoshi Rin : Kill you @[Admin] Isagi Yoichi
[Admin Oliver Aiku deleted a message!]
[Admin Oliver Aiku deleted a message!]
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: @Itoshi Rin @Yukimiya Kenyu No violent or religious extremism in the group. You will be muted next time. Thank you for cooperation!
Itoshi Rin:Tsk. Whatever
Yukimiya Kenyu: Understood. Thank you for the reminder. I'll keep an eye on it.
Chigiri Hyoma: @Hiori Yo When did you two start dating?
Hiori Yo: Hmm, I think it was after the match between Bastard and Ubers. Isagi-kun and I scored the winning goal together and clinched victory, after that I confessed my feelings to him.
Hiori Yo: So, that ultimate 'highest × highest' goal, which brought together Hiori Yo and Isagi Yoichi, is just like our love token, isn't it?
Hiori Yo: Thanks to all the Ubers players who battled against us ^_^ It was you who made the bond between Isagi-kun and me possible
Niko Ikki: You should be grateful Barou is still training, Hiori
Sendou Shuto: Is it just me or does this sound kinda off?
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: It’s not just you. Kyoto people just speak that bitching way
Chigiri Hyoma: No wonder Isagi rejected my confession
[Chigiri Hyoma has withdrawn a message!]
[Admin] Mikage Reo: What?
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Chigiri! What did you say?
Chigiri Hyoma: Sorry!
Chigiri Hyoma: Wait! Don't just blame me! Bachira did it too!
Bachira Meguru: Hehe☆
[Admin] Mikage Reo: What kind of karma did I accumulate to end up managing this group…
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Lmao. The England wing has its own Maginot Line
[Admin] Mikage Reo: [Image: Paper torn into pieces]
[Admin] Mikage Reo: I hereby declare the gentleman’s agreement is officially canceled.
Nagi Seishiro: Then can I chase Isagi now?
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Whatever
Hiori Yo: No, you can’t. Nagi-kun ^_^
Hiori Yo: Isagi-kun is my boyfriend right now ^_^
Hiori Yo: Anything you do would just bother him ^_^
Nagi Seishiro: OxO
Kurona Ranze: No, no
Kurona Ranze: Do Not Do Anything That Disturbs Isagi! Do Not!
Yukimiya Kenyu: Those who hinder the divine vision will be punished
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: OK. Yuki. Second warning
[Admin Oliver Aiku muted Yukimiya Kenyu for 10 minutes!]
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Please follow the group rules. Thank you for your cooperation!
Niko Ikki: Interesting. Today's first mute card recipient wasn't Shidou. That’s new
Shidou Ryusei: Missing me?❤
Shidou Ryusei: Why’s the group so loud? Smells fun
Charles: We are talking about sprout-niichan’s l❤ve story✨
Shidou Ryusei: Hu—shu—shu—
Shidou Ryusei: Isagi-chan has a boyfriend but it’s not Rinrin. No wonder little under lash was so angry
Shidou Ryusei: Bring me in! @Isagi Yoichi. We can do something comfortable together~
Itoshi Rin: GO TO HELL! YOU TENTACLE COCKROACH FREAK! KILL YOU!
Itoshi Rin: And shit Isagi! @Isagi Yoichi I’ll kill you too!
[Admin Oliver Aiku muted Itoshi Rin for 10 minutes!]
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: @All members No violent or bloody language
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: And you! Shidou! One more word and you’re BANNED for a day!
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Wait! @Charles How did he get in here?
[Admin] Oliver Aiku:!
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: @All Admins
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Charles Chevalier?!
[Admin] Neru Teppei: What the hell!
Charles: Hi~Surprise! I'm here to cause trouble, bitches!
Niko Ikki: Charles Impact!
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Niko!
Niko Ikki: Sorry, can’t help it
Tokimitsu Aoshi: Sorry sorry sorry! It’s me added Charles to the group.
Tokimitsu Aoshi: Wait, wait! It was Charles who snatched my phone and joined the group herself. I didn't mean to—just wanted to report it to the admin—but Charles is so spoiled. After all, he's a guest who has traveled a long distance. We should treat him with warmth and kindness, and since he's only fifteen years old and we are older than him, we should take good care of him...... Oh, sorry, I must have said too much. Honestly, people like me might as well just disappear......
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: OK, OK, calm down! Breathe
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: I don't mean to blame you. But Charles, this is the Blue Lock player internal group. Foreign players have their own chat. And I’m removing you now.
Charles: Ugh, you're so boring, Uncle Aiku.
[Admin Oliver Aiku removed Charles from the group chat!]
Shidou Ryusei: So who is the lucky bastard dating Isagi-chan?
Hiori Yo: It's me ^_^
Shidou Ryusei: Wow! You didn't waste any time, Kyoto folk!
Shidou Ryusei: Tbh, those goals you and Isagi-chan scored have me completely pumped! Every cell in my body is bursting with energy!
Hiori Yo: Well......Shidou-kun's praise is really, um, unique. But thanks anyway
Shidou Ryusei: So, you two done it yet?
Hiori Yo: What do you me? I don't get it at all~ ^_^
Shidou Ryusei: What the hell could it be? SEX! Obviously! Don't you want to get Isagi’s v-card during the break?
Shidou Ryusei: Come on! Take me! I don't mind 3P!
Kurona Ranze: Pervert! Pervert!
[Admin Oliver Aiku deleted a message!]
[Admin Oliver Aiku deleted a message!]
[Admin Oliver Aiku muted Shidou Ryusei for one day!]
Chigiri Hyoma: Just block him until end of the world!
Niko Ikki: Agree!
Aryu Jyubei: Agree!
Kurona Ranze: Agree! Agree!
Fukaku Gen: Agree!
Nio Kazama: Agree!
[Admin] Neru Teppei: Agree!
Cho Kento: Cho agree!
Igarashi Gurimu: Buddha agrees too!
Kunigami Rensuke: Agree!
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Agree
Raichi Jingo: Agree
Tsurugi Zantetsu: Agrea
Nagi Seishiro: Agree
Bachira Meguru: Agree
Bachira Meguru: Hio is NOT like that! Hio and Isagi are just gonna hang out, stay overnight, soak in hot springs—aren’t you?
Hiori Yo: Yes, I am ^_^
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Well, we're still minors, so we can't do that thing until we're adults.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Besides, we're athletes gearing up for the U20.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Any physical issues would definitely affect the starting lineup.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Career comes first.
Nagi Seishiro: But I saw Reo readed 18+ content about Isagi on his phone earlier
[Admin Mikage Reo deleted a message!]
[Admin Mikage Reo muted Nagi Seishiro for one day!]
Otoya Eita: *cough*
Otoya Eita: [Image: A travel bag labeled 'Hiori Yo' contains casual wear, a yukata, several boxes of large-sized condom, cloth-wrapped handcuffs, lingerie, a small rope roll, and other VERY NSFW items]
Bachira Meguru:...
Chigiri Hyoma: WTF!
Niko Ikki:...
Aryu Jyubei: Osha! It is so osha!
Kiyora Jin: Hiori...
Kunigami Rensukei:...
Kurona Ranze: Yuki! Yuki has fainted, fainted!
Raichi Jingo: My eyes! My eyes!
Igarashi Gurimu: Namusan Namusan Namusan...
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Aho, I really I respect the confidence
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Where did you buy that?
[Admin Mikage Reo deleted a message!]
[Admin] Mikage Reo:NO PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: And Otoya, don’t dig through people’s stuff.
Chigiri Hyoma: Reo... He is gone, mentally
Hiori Yo: Thanks to the admin for helping delete it. After all, Isagi-kun is still in the group.
Hiori Yo: @Otoya Eita Otoya-kun, I'll never forget this ^_^
Sendou Shuto: What? What did I miss?
Niko Ikki: You Missed Nothing
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Sendou, it's time to wash up.
Sendou Shuto: But I've already taken a shower
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Wash it again!
Sendou Shuto: Fine...
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: @[Admin] Mikage Reo Why delete this message? Let Mr. ordinary see this guy's true colors
[Admin] Mikage Reo: It will scare Isagi. It will scare Isagi.
Niko Ikki: Just knew Reo's Chameleon skill can work like that
Bachira Meguru: We’ve been yapping for HOURS and Isagi still hasn’t shown up
Bachira Meguru: Does shooting an ad really take this long??
Yukimiya Kenyu: Commercial shoots are exhausting—Makeup, wardrobe changes, client meetings, script adjustments…It is impossible to complete all the work in one day.
Chigiri Hyoma: Wow! Yuki recovered really fast
Chigiri Hyoma: No wonder he is a pro model
[Admin] Mikage Reo: What brand is Isagi filming for? Mikage Group is also considering collaborating with him.
Hiori Yo: He mentioned it’s a watch brand, but he didn't elaborate further
Hiori Yo: The sample design looked super flashy, very luxury-business style.Though… focusing too much on looks usually messes with accuracy
Otoya Eita: [Image: Isagi sits in a chair with his eyes closed as a makeup artist applies setting powder to his cute face]
Otoya Eita: [Image: Stylist applying hair gel to Isagi's navy blue hair]
Otoya Eita: [Video:Isagi in a striped suit, leaning awkwardly on a stool in front of a green screen. He presses his fist to his chin, trying to look serious. The watch on his wrist glints. His eyes, however, are completely unfocused.]
Raichi Jingo: Hahaha!!
Igarashi Gurimu: We usually don't laugh, unless we can't help it
Niko Ikki: Isagi-kun’s hairstyle is criminal!
Aryu Jyubei:That makeup without any sense of osha makes me feel like a dead man
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Looks like a kid wearing his dad's suit
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Indeed, someone like Aiku or Yuki would suit this concept better.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: The ad planner clearly skipped market research.
Chigiri Hyoma: No one gonna ask how Otoya is even there?
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Miss, you've known this fake ninja for ages, haven't you?
Otoya Eita: Ninjutsu-Stealth!
Otoya Eita: [Image: Isagi grabs Kaiser's collar and shouts at him, while the latter wears a carefree cunning grin. Both of them are wearing identical wristwatches, and several staff are trying to stop them.]
Bachira Meguru: Hum...... Blue Rose Emperor is here too
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Wait, this is... It looks like the new Rolex couple watch.
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Oh~~~
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Oh~~~
Chigiri Hyoma: RIP, Hiori
Niko Ikki: What a tragedy
Aryu Jyubei: Such bitter tides of fate…
Bachira Meguru: Hiori, don’t mand
Nanase Nijiro: Huh? What's going on? I just went to get some snacks. Why is everyone saying sorry to Hiori-senpai?
Hiori Yo: It’s fine,, Nanase-kun ^_^ They are just feel sorry for I wasn’t chosen to shoot the couple ad with Isagi-kun
Hiori Yo: But I didn't mind. They were chosen as the best couple, so advertising agencies hire them to attract fans.
Hiori Yo: After all, Kaiser really works hard to harass and cling to Isagi-kun.
Hiori Yo:Anything for social media engagement. Good for him
Nanase Nijiro: Hiori-senpai... What a magnanimous heart...
Nanase Nijiro:Not mad at all, even praising the guy… No wonder you can be Isagi-senpai boyfriend—I should learn from you!
Nanase Nijiro: As a member of the gentle world side, I wish you both a happy marriage!
Itoshi Rin: Shut up you country bumpkin!
Nanase Nijiro: Oops! Did I say something wrong?
Chigiri Hyoma: Oh~Someone is jealous
Itoshi Rin: Say it again if you dare. Red Head
Chigiri Hyoma: So what you little drooling brat!
Chigiri Hyoma:@[Admin]Mikage Reo Go on, Reo! Bite him!
[Admin] Mikage Reo: If you want me dead, just say so.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: The England and France are separated by the English Channel, but the England wing and the France wing are just separated by a small gate!
Otoya Eita: Warning! Warning!
Otoya Eita: [Image: Isagi changing into casual clothes, digging through his bag]
Otoya Eita: Ninjutsu-Escape!
[Admin Karasu Tabito deleted a message!]
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[Admin Mikage Reo deleted a message!]
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[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Wow, that’s a lot of messages
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Bachira, why’d you tag me?
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Well... the competition hadn't wrapped up yet, and everyone was tense before the match, so I didn’t know how to bring up me and Hiori…
Bachira Meguru: >_<
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Don't cry, Bachira
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: I’ll tell you right away next time
Hiori Yo: Yes, Bachira-kun. You’re Isagi-kun’s best friend-and mine too
Hiori Yo: If there is any news about Isagi-kun, I will tell you first
Hiori Yo: ^_^
Itoshi Rin: Gross
Itoshi Rin: Cyan head, you're even more disgusting than the tentacle monster
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Rin, if you’ve got beef, take it up with me. Don't attack Hiori!
Itoshi Rin: Shut up!
Itoshi Rin: You damn bastard, go to the hell! I'll never forgive you for the rest of my life... I told you......you're my rival, and you're duty-bound to hunt me down to the end... But you ... you...How dare you flirt with that blue-headed guy behind my back! What the hell do you think football and our sworn enemies is?
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Rin, my relationship with Hiori won't affect my matches. When it comes to football, I won't be outdone by anyone.
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: I'm not afraid of our competition either. Go ahead, challenge me!
Hiori Yo: Isagi-kun, I think you may have misunderstood Rin-kun
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Huh?
Hiori Yo: Perhaps he just be struggling to accept our relationship
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Oh...That’s it?
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Sorry, Rin. I didn't expect that at all.
Hiori Yo: After all, not many people here can accept homosexuality
Hiori Yo: What should we do...
Hiori Yo: Maybe we should all compromise a bit for future matches...
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: You are right, Hiori. I didn't think of it
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Rin, I won't let these things ruin my relationship with Hiori, nor will I force you to accept my sexual orientation. But since we're still competing together in the U20 tournament, to maintain harmony between us, we'd better keep our distance outside of practice
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: And the yoga practice, I'll schedule them separately to avoid disturbing you
Niko Ikki: Hold on
Niko Ikki: Is anyone can heelp me sort it out?
Niko Ikki: How did the convo get HERE?
Chigiri Hyoma: Is this the "art" of conversation of Kyoto people?
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Alright, speak of Kyoto...
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: I'm sorry, Hiori, but our trip might have to be canceled...
Hiori Yo: Eh?
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Mr.Ego dumped a ton of ad work on me.
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: [Image: A packed schedule]
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi:{{{(>_<)}}}
[Admin] Mikage Reo: This is clearly child labor exploitation.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: @[Admin] Isagi Yoichi Need legal assistance from Mikage Group?
Chigiri Hyoma: The bespectacled old man's heart is even blacker than the AFC's...
Hiori Yo: Since it's Mr.Ego's arrangement, the only thing we can do is following him
Hiori Yo: Don't worry, Isagi-kun. We’ll go another time
Hiori Yo: And Isagi-kun, you must be swamped with shooting ads lately and can't check the group messages. How about you hand over the admin privileges to me?I’ll take care of things
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Really? Won't it mess with your rest?
Hiori Yo: Of course not! It was Mr.Ego required each group to appoint an Admin. You took admin because no one else wanted it. Now you’re overloaded—As your boyfriend, it’s only fair I help...
[Admin] Isagi Yoichi: Thank you, Hiori! I’m really glad you’re here!
[Admin Isagi Yoichi transfers Admin rights to Hiori]
Isagi Yoichi: Good luck at work, Yo-chan
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Good luck at work, Yo-chan
Kurona Ranze: Isagi and Hiori are so sweet together, it's wonderful! It's wonderful!
Raichi Jingo: Ugh. Love stinks.
Nanase Nijiro: It's great to have a partner! I'd love to date too!
[Admin] Mikage Reo: @Niko Ikki Niko, could you elaborate on the FFF group you mentioned earlier?
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: HOLD ON!
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: That sneaky guy has become the admin! Why are you all so clueless?!
[Admin Hiori Yo removed Isagi Yoichi from the group chat!]
Chigiri Hyoma: What Are You Going to Do?
Raichi Jingo: Shit, I'm leaving
Igarashi Gurimu: Me too! Goodbye
Sendou Shuto: Hey! You guys are defenders! Why are you hiding?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Rin, why did you say that just now?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Acting recklessly and making unilateral decisions on the field, and spewing foul language off the court—was it due to inadequate education or poor upbringing?
Itoshi Rin: Shut up, cyan head
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Are you going to kill me? Rin-kun keeps repeating those same lines over and over. Is it because your brain isn't big enough that you only know these two phrases? Did you really graduate from elementary school? Even kindergarteners don't dribble around the court with drooling and nosebleeds
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Are you physically and mentally okay? Should we contact your parents?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: You're always attacking and hurling insults during every match, Rin-kun. This behavior won't win you any favor from Isagi-kun
Itoshi Rin: I don't need to please him
Itoshi Rin: All he needs is to watch me become the world's best from the closest position.
[Admin] Hiori Yo: That's a great way to think about it!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: After all, aside from football, there's nothing else about Rin-kun that would make Isagi-kun care!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: But Rin-kun, it’s necessary to let your parents know about your drooling and nosebleed issues. It’s better to consult professionals. @...
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Big brother Itoshi, are you available?
[Admin] Hiori Yo shared a link: [Tokyo XXX Hospital – Children & Adolescent Mental Health Centerr – Contact: xxxxxxxxx]
...: What?
...: It has nothing to do with me
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Wait... Itoshi Sae?
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: How did he get in?
Itoshi Rin: Damn it, shit big brother! What the hell are you doing here?
....:@[Muted] Shidou Ryusei He let me in
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: I hate my life
[Admin] Neru Teppei: Our backline truly does not exist
Chigiri Hyoma: Lmao! Blue Lock has its own Maginot Line
Niko Ikki: This is the disadvantage that everyone used to play forward
Niko Ikki: Poor Defense
Aryu Jyubei: Your words are getting more and more harsh, Niko
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Sae-kun been here since the group was created
[Admin] Hiori Yo: He just doesn’t speak
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Kind of like how rarely he appears on the same screen as Isagi-kun
[Admin] Hiori Yo: ^_^
...: Tch
...: You talk too much, cyan head
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Genius, could you explain why you joined our internal group before I removed you?
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Didn’t you always say Japan had no strikers worth your time??
...: I was just dragged in by the devil.
...: By the way, I should check for myself whether this place can actually build the kind of forward I've always dreamed of
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Photo: Isagi's official profile picture]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Photo: Isagi's super two-gun shot]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Photo: Isagi's training session]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Photo: Isagi's daily life]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Did you see this forward? ^_^
...: Yeah
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Mine ^_^
...: ?
...: If you think this hurts me, you’re mistaken, cyan head
...: I'm only interested in the world's best striker, and our ambitions aren’t even on the same level
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Oh that’s funny, coming from someone who ran away from the battle between strikers in panic
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Forward didn’t work, so you switched to midfield
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Then defender
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Then goalkeeper
[Admin] Hiori Yo: After all that, there's no position left to play
Gagamaru Gin: Called me?
Fukaku Gen: No, keep quiet!
...: I never realized you were such a sharp-tongued figure in previous competitions
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Thank you, Mr.Treasure, for your compliment. I still have a lot to learn from you in terms of sharp-tongued humor.
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Would you like to have some Ochazuke?
...: No need. I'll go myself.
...: Give my message to Isagi Yoichi. I will see him at the Champions League!
[... left the group chat!]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: No wonder he is Mr.Treasure. The timing of departure is like a genius
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Oh right! Speaking of genius, we have a muted genius here too!
[Admin Hiori Yo has lifted the mute on Nagi Seishiro!]
Chigiri Hyoma: Oh dear!
Chigiri Hyoma: Nagi, since we used to be teammates, I'll give you some advice
Chigiri Hyoma: RUN! ASAP!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Hello, Nagi-kun, are you still awake?
Nagi Seishiro: I am
[Admin] Hiori Yo: That is so good for you Nagi-kun! Staying awake for so long is truly impressive.
[Admin] Hiori Yo: It would be even better if you could play football this well!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: It’s been a while since Nagi scored, hasn’t it? And his transfer fee hasn't gone up either
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Is it because you don’t like scoring? Or because you don’t have a club you actually care about?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Would you like Reo mama to build one for you?
Nagi Seishiro:...
Nagi Seishiro: Reo, help!
Chigiri Hyoma: This is déjà vu
Chigiri Hyoma: @[Admin] Mikage Reo What would you do?
[Admin] Mikage Reo:...
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Goodbye, genius.
Nagi Seishiro: OxO
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Ah, Reo-kun is here too. Sorry, I didn't notice you earlier
[Admin] Ice Weave Sheep: Having a genius like Nagi around, it must be tough to shine on your own, right?
[Admin] Mikage Reo: Whatever you say.
[Admin] Mikage Reo: I have my own pace.
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Image: I want to prove to the world that Mikage Reo can go it alone.]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Image: Nagi will become the world's top shooter. I'll just be his assistant.]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Image: I've proven that what Nagi needs is me, not you]
[Admin] Hiori Yo: [Image: Nagi and Reo’s transfer fee were cut in half.]
Niko Ikki: Oh dear. Bro is on his peak
Nagi Seishiro: I think I saw spirit comes out of Reo’s mouth
Chigiri Hyoma: Reo! Reo! Hold on! Don't cross the Sanzu no kawa!
Nanase Nijiro: Hiori-senpai, we are all teammates who struggle together
Nanase Nijiro: Please be gentle
Nanase Nijiro: We're the gentle world side, remember?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: ^_^ You’re right!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Let’s change the victim
[Admin Hiori Yo invites Alex Ness to the group chat!]
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: OMG he even brought the dog in to torment!
Alex Ness: Where am I?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Guten Abend, Ness-kun!
Alex Ness: What do you want to do, Yoichi's little sidekick?
Alex Ness: I knew it—you must be conspiring to spread rumors about Kaiser!
Bachira Meguru: →_→
Bachira Meguru: What did they feed him when he was born?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Such a touching master-servant bond that the whole country is moved to tears.
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Oh, sorry
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Correnction
[Admin] Hiori Yo: It’s a broken master-servant bond
[Admin] Hiori Yo: ^_^
Alex Ness: Shut up!
Alex Ness: None of your business
Alex Ness: That clown who only gets a starting spot by licking Yoichi’s butt—don't you dare gloating here!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Comparing licking skills, Ness-kun, you’re the expert
[Admin] Hiori Yo: But you're the only one who got kicked!
Alex Ness: Fick dich
Alex Ness: Leck mich am Arsch! Du Wichser!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Ness-kun, Blue Lock does not offer German language courses.
[Admin] Hiori Yo: However, I didn't add you to the group to find a German tutor; I just want to ask you for a favor
Alex Ness: What?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: In Japan, we call people by their surnames
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Using given names is reserved for family, close friends, and lovers
[Admin] Hiori Yo: So, could you please maintain normal social distancing with Isagi-kun?
Alex Ness: What did I call clown Yoichi is none of your business
Alex Ness: Who are you to him btw?
[Admin] Hiori Yo: I do have business
[Admin] Hiori Yo: After all, Isagi-kun is my boyfriend now~
Alex Ness: BOYFRIEND?!??!
Alex Ness: What... How... Why...
Alex Ness: The magic of Yoichi... him... me... Kaiser...
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Oh god, another one is broken!
[Admin] Hiori Yo: It seems Ness needs some time to process this good news
[Admin] Hiori Yo: Let's give him some space
[Admin Hiori Yo removed Alex Ness from the group chat!]
Raichi Jingo: What the hell is that screaming?!
Igarashi Gurimu: Sounds like coming from the next door
Gagamaru Gin: Like a wild boar's getting mauled by a bear
[Admin] Hiori Yo: ^_^
[Admin Hiori Yo invites Isagi Yoichi to join the group chat!]
Aryu Jyubei: What a horrible method
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Told you!
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Kyoto folks are total bitches!
Chigiri Hyoma: If this continues, someone will really end up in prison
Chigiri Hyoma: @All admins We can't count on Reo anymore. The remaining three admins should be doing their jobs!
[Admin] Neru Teppei: The Admin cannot mute other admin
[Admin] Karasu Tabito: Miss, little Bee, why don't you just say something?
Chigiri Hyoma: My legs are too pain to type
Bachira Meguru: The monster in my heart told me to keep quiet
Niko Ikki: Should we initiate the ultramited emergency measures?
[Admin] Oliver Aiku: Allow to initiate!
Sendou Shuto: Roger!
Bachira Meguru: Wait, is the secret weapon from the Uber team still useless?
[Owner] Barou Shouei: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY UNREAD MESSAGES?
[Owner] Barou Shouei: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU BUNCH OF LOW-PAID JERKS!
[Owner] Barou Shouei: DIDN'T I SAY A MILLION TIMES NO CHATTING IN THE GROUP??
[Owner Barou Shouei has enabled mute for all members!]