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@Hockey_News: Shane Hollander is dating HOF and Olympic Gold Medalist goalie Sergei Vetrov's daughter

@PuckBunny2481: Wait so that Shane Hollander Svetlana Vetrova thing was real? Like he is really dating Rozanov's ex? They play each other next week. Rose Landry Bowl Part 2?

Right when the world stops thinking that Ilya Rozanov is dating Rose Landry, a new rumor that Shane Hollander is dating Svetlana Vetrova begins. Shane and Ilya are just trying to make it to the Irina Foundation announcement.

Picks up right after the Rose Landry Bowl. Set post Season 1/Book 2

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Jane



i am confused who are these canadians

They are Ice Dancers they just won their third gold medal

Do you know what Ice Dance is?

Jane

i am from russia

i spent my early years watching alexander zhulin terrorize every ice dance women

do i know what ice dance is????

MLHers not being allowed to compete in the 2018 Olympics was frustrating, but it did have some small benefits. The hype of the games, along with different athletes going viral, especially those Canadian Ice Dancers, had made most people move on from the Rose Landry-Shane Hollander-Ilya Rozanov alleged love triangle. People thought Rose was dating someone else now, people thought Rozanov was dating everyone else now, and people thought Shane Hollander was dating no one.

Well, everything was quiet until April, as the playoffs were approaching and people decided to start paying attention to hockey again. Way too much attention to hockey.

Sveta

Give me Jane's number

no

Rose got to meet you why can't I meet Jane?

you are in montreal?

Yes, I have a client here

Now phone number

be nice

Svetlana

Shane Hollander

Hello! Ilya said you were in Montreal?

Yes, I would like to get dinner. You have a night off Tuesday

You know my schedule?

Tuesday, 8pm at "Celeste"

"Did you find this place okay?" Shane asked as Svetlana sat down across from him, 15 minutes late.

Svetlana busied herself with the drink menu. "Yes, I've been here before. Clients love it."

"Yeah, Ilya said you sell fancy cars? That's why you are in town right?" Shane played with the collar of his shirt. "How has that been going."

Svetlana waved her hand dismissevely in the air with her nose still buried in the menu. "Fine," she said plainly. "But you do not care about fancy cars. Ilya said all you do is read hockey books. What are you reading currently?"

The true answer was a book about the history of Canada at the Olympics, but he did want to make a good impression. "A book about the Russian Five. The documentary is coming out soon so I wanted to be prepared." And it wasn't a total lie. He had read it a few months ago when he learned about the documentary's release date.

Svetlana put down her menu and looked him right in the eye. "Shane Hollander, you have excellent taste."

Lily

how is it going?

Svetlana wants me to tell you that she said I'm the best hockey player

LIES



She said stop texting while we are hanging out, it is rude.

i have made great mistake

Sveta

You have done good Ilyusha

That boy knows his hockey

more than u?

dont be stupid

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r/ShaneHollanderPuckBunnies · Posted by u/ShaneMarryMe 5 hours ago.

NEW GIRLFRIEND

Guys! I was at Celeste in Montreal for my dad's birthday, and I saw Shane Hollander with the most beautiful women ever. They were being all cute and laughing the whole time. He even took some playful photos of her! He was facing away from me, so I could't get one of them together, but I got one of her. She looked so familiar though, maybe I've seen her in Metros photos or something. Anyways, looks like he has finally moved on from Rose Landry after she fucked around with Rozanov (I have things to say but I don't want to get banned since the mods are on a power trip about her).

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HockeyFan248134526 points · 5 hours ago

Wait dude this is Svetlana Vetrova

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ShaneMarryMe2543 points · 5 hours ago

who?

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HockeyFan248125620 points · 5 hours ago

Dude if you are going to be a Shane Hollander fan girl you have to learn SOME hockey. Her father is a hockey legend from the Soviet Union. He is in the hall of fame and has his number retired with the Boston Raiders. He is some high-ranking official in the Russian government or whatever now but his daughter is like life long friends with ILYA ROZANOV and there has been rumors for YEARS that they are actually something more. Like people think he'll probably marry her one day.

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ShaneMarryMe105 points · 5 hours ago

WAIT SO SHANE IS DATING ROZANOVS EX JUST LIKE HE DID TO HIM

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ShaneyLove2425 points · 5 hours ago

Girl maybe don't post pictures of this girl

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Hockey_Stan_2481 @Hockey_Stan_2481

The place that shall not be named thinks that Shane is dating Svetlana Vetrova, aka Sergei Vetrov's daughter aka Ilya Rozanov's bff? ex? gf?

11:00 PM · Apr 7, 2018


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HollanderPuckBunny @HollanderPuckBunny · Apr 7
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If that's true that's insane? Revenge?

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Hollzy81Rozy @Hollzy81Rozy · Apr 7
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Theres a photo!!

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Hockey_Gossip @Hockey_Gossip

Rumors are Shane Hollander is dating Sergei Vetrov's daughter, who is also Ilya Rozanov's on and off again girlfriend. It looks like the Rose Landry bowl isn't over.

11:15 PM · Apr 7, 2018


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Hockey_News @Hockey_News

Shane Hollander is dating HOF and Olympic Gold Medalist goalie Sergei Vetrov's daughter

11:18 PM · Apr 7, 2018


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BostonFan81 @BostonFan81 · Apr 7
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How is this news? But also traitor? Wonder what Vetrov thinks about this

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Hollzy81Rozy @Hollzy81Rozy · Apr 7
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First off this isn't confirmed. Second, THIS IS FAMILY BUSINESS WHY IS THIS GOING VIRAL

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Jane

ILYA!

WHAT THE FUCK

Answer my calls!!!!

on plane

call when i land

is no big deal

Someone is going to make the connection soon

just say you were buying expensive car and asked me who to talk to because i have best cars in the mlh

No one will believe I was buying an expensive car

"Shane, please tell me you are not dating Ilya Rozanov's girlfriend," was how Hayden greeted Shane in the locker room for practice the next day.

"What are you doing on my stalking reddit page?" Shane quipped back, avoiding eye contact with everyone in the locker room and heading right for his stall.

"Dude! It's all over Twitter. Even Hockey News is talking about it," Hayden replied, holding out his phone to show Shane, who had already seen all of the posts this morning as he tried not to freak out with Ilya on the phone.

"Okay, Hayden, I'm not dating Ilya Rozanov's girlfriend," Shane deadpanned. "Anything else? Like maybe how we have Toronto tomorrow and how we really need to work on the power play so we can win?"

"Then what were you doing with Sergi Vetrov's daughter?" J.J. called out from the other side of the locker room.

Shane took a deep breath. "None of your business?" He tried to sound stern, like a captain should sound, but he failed because they kept going.

"I think we deserve to know," Draperu joined in. "We need to know if we need to protect you against Rozanov next week. Dude is going to kill you for making moves on his girlfriend."

Shane wanted to scream. Svetlana wasn't Rozanov's girlfriend. Rozanov didn't have a girlfriend, he had a boyfriend, and that boyfriend was me! And yeah, they used to fuck on and off, but they haven't in a long time, and Shane was mostly okay with their past.

But he didn't do that. Instead, he lied. Lied like he had been his whole career. "Svetlana is not Rozanov's girlfriend!" He said a little too confidently. "At least I think she is not. She sells cars, like nice expensive ones. I was thinking about buying one, so I was talking to her. I got her contact from Rozanov."

"You want a sports car?" Hayden's eyebrows were raised, and Shane could see that his friend didn't believe a word he had to say.

"You went to Rozanov for advice?" J.J. asked right after Hayden. Everyone in the locker room started talking amongst themselves, and Shane tried not to have a panic attack right then and there.

"Okay enough!" Shane yelled in his best captain's voice. "I thought about buying a sports car because I was going through some late 20s crisis or whatever, but I decided against it after talking to Svetlana. And I asked Rozanov because, believe it or not, the two of us can have a conversation together, and he knows more about buying sports cars than anyone."

Shane didn't really think anyone in the locker room believed him, but thankfully, they dropped it. Maybe they realized that playoffs were approaching, and they still needed to clinch a spot.

"Rozanov, what the hell is Hollander doing?" Marleau met Ilya at the entrance of the locker room, waiting for his captain to make an appearance.

"Playing hockey most likely?" Ilya played dumb. He was hoping his gossipy team would not pay attention to this and thought he got away with it when no one mentioned anything on the plane ride home last night. They had wifi on the plane, but he suspected most of them were too tired from their loss to scroll social media.

"I mean with Svetlana, man, that's your girl! Is he getting back at you for the Rose Landry thing?" Marleau followed Ilya to his stall, and even though theirs were right next to each other, the giant didn't make any indication that he would move to his.

"Svetlana is not my girl, and neither is Rose Landry," Rozanov rolled his eyes. "Both women would most likely beat you up for saying that." Well, Rose Landry would probably get one of her fancy bodyguards who were terrible at their actual job to do it. Svetlana would kill him.

Although she probably would just laugh if someone called her Shane Hollander's girl. Cheeky little shit thought the whole thing was funny.

"Don't act like you two don't fuck. I've slept over when you two have gone at it," Cliff decided to inform the whole locker room about. He was never shy about his activities before, but right now, he did not want this aired out.

"We used to, now we do not. Haven't for a while," Rozanov shrugged. "She can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants."

"So you are just okay with the fact that Shane Hollander, the Shane Hollander, your biggest rival and the captain of the Montreal Metros, dating Svetlana?" Marelau asked, and Rozanov was painfully aware that everyone in the locker room was deathly silent, listening to their conversation.

"Why would I be upset with Svetlana dating Hollander? He is nice guy, yes?" And maybe this was a good time to start testing the waters of their "friendship" announcement that they planned to announce next year, once he hopefully signs with Ottawa.

"Nice guy? When did you become Hollander's biggest fan?" Since before rookie year, Ilya wanted to stay.

"Is lie? He wins sportsmanship award and visits sick kids in hospital. He never fights and is good hockey player? Very boring guy. Better option for Svetlana to date than most of you, though" Rozanov explained. He would call Shane boring and use other insults about his lack of fun. But he never said in this locker room anything about his being a bad hockey player or being an asshole. Being an asshole was his thing, and he didn't lie about Shane ever. Ethical insults only.

"Wait, so you are saying that they are dating?" Cliff asked, and everyone in the locker room held their breath. What a bunch of gossips.

"I don't know, probably not. He asked me about sports cars at All-Star game, I give him Svetlana's number. They talked. She told me he is chicken and decided not to buy one. I will make fun of him for it," Okay, so maybe he lied about Shane sometimes. Or a lot of the time.

"Whatever, Roz, fuck him still." Yeah, he was planning on that.

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RozyPozy @RozyPozy

Guys what the hell is going on. Last fall Roz is rumored to be dating Rose Landry aka Hollzy's ex and now Hollzy is rumored to be dating Roz's ex

11:18 AM · Apr 10, 2018


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Holly24 @Holly24 · Apr 10
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But Hollander and Rose are still friends? Proven by Rose's post after the Rose Landry Bowl? And Svetlana made that silly post about Roz and Shane liked it

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Hollzy81Rozy @Hollzy81Rozy · Apr 10
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im starting a rumor

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What if Rose and Svetlana were seen with the other cause Shane and Ilya are together

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Holly24 @Holly24 · Apr 10
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Nurse shes out again

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r/MLH · Posted by u/HockeyDork123 2 hours ago.

Ilya Rozanov's MLH Awards Interview

Interviews

Interviewer: Rozanov, you have had quite the year. I'm sure people have a lot of questions for you. Anything you want to say to everyone?


Rozanov: All year, everyone wanted a statement from me. They ask me about Scott Hunter, they ask me about Rose Landry, they ask me about my best friend, Svetlana, and they ask me about free agency. They ask me all very silly questions, but I am ready to make statement.

Interviewer: What is your statement?

Rozanov: I see that Scott Hunter brought his boyfriend this year and I just have to say, if that old decaying man really loved his very young boyfriend he would not force him to come to this event. Mr. Kip, please save yourself and find someone who will not make you come to MLH Awards. True love is not making your boyfriend come to awards.

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Boston Raiders81 · 2 hours ago

I love whatever is wrong with him

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DesperateNewYorkFan · 2 hours ago

I'm dead. He said fuck all your stupid fucking questions, but also I'm not homophobic, I'm just a Scott Hunter hater

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ShaneHollandersGreenSmoothie· 2 hours ago

Bro, the MLH is gonna be pissed about him dissing the awards

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IlyaRozanovsOrangeCar · 2 hours ago

What are they going to do? Not Invite him? Either they lose their biggest entertainment or Rozanov doesn't have to go.

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HollyRozyChristmas · 2 hours ago

Notice how he clarified that Svetlana is his best friend? I feel like this is a statement that she and Shane are not dating

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MLHHater69 · 2 hours ago

Oh no they def are. I think he is saying that Svetlana is my best friend and Shane better watch his back

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“So, true love is not making your boyfriend good to the MLH Awards,” Shane took a spot next to Ilya at the bar, not looking at him, but slightly knocking his leg as he held up his hand for the bartender to come take his order.

“Yes, if said boyfriend is not required to be at a boring event as well,” he took a sip of his drink and peered over at Shane. “Mr. Art Ross,” Ilya pointed at the plaque for most points in the season that Shane had set on the bar.

“Names actually Shane Hollander,” and Ilya couldn’t help but smile. “And I don’t think you were required to be here?”

“Rub in that I didn’t get nominated for anything some more,” Ilya huffed.

“Rozanov.”

“Shut up,” Rozanov covered his mouth from smiling again as the two made eye contact. True love was going to MLH awards when you weren’t nominated for anything to see your boyfriend get an award okay, sue him.

“Rozanov.” Ilya rolled his eyes. This time it wasn’t his sexy boyfriend saying his name anymore.

“Scott Hunter,” he turned to face the man he had made go slightly viral earlier for his comments. “What do you want?”

“Mostly for you to stop talking about me,” Hunter sighed. “But unfortunately, my boyfriend would like to meet you.” Ilya straightened his back and craned his head to see a shorter man behind Hunter.

“Mr. Kip!” Ilya moved off his barstool and grabbed the man's hand to shake.

“I heard you had some relationship advice for me,” Kip smiled back and shook his hand, apparently not at all intimidated by the Russian who liked to terrorize his boyfriend.

“Yes, this event is very boring, right? If he really loved you, he wouldn’t make you talk with annoying hockey players with no teeth.”

“You might be on to something. I didn’t realize how much the hockey accent wasn’t a stereotype, and I’ve been called a ‘beaut’ all night.” Kip looked back at Scott, “But I love him too, so I want to go to these kinds of events with him.”

Rozanov blew a raspberry as if he hadn’t also shown up to this thing to support his boyfriend, even if he couldn’t show it.

Speaking of which, “Mr. Kip, this is Shane Hollander. He is okay player.”

Shane stood next to Ilya and held out his hand for Kip, and then, with the most shit-eating grin and with an accent Ilya had never heard him do before, introduced himself, “Hey ya bud, nice to meet ya, eh. I’m Shane.”

Ilya was both disgusted and turned on. Scott Hunter actually laughed.

“Oh, I’m very aware of who you are,” Kip beamed, and oh no, Ilya didn’t like where this was going.

“Kip, don’t-” Hunter started to say, but Kip cut him off.

“Look, I’m just saying. If Rozanov wants to use us to distract people from asking questions about the last year, then I think I should at least get to ask.”

Rozanov felt Shane freeze next to him, and it took a lot in him not to reach out and place a hand on his back.

“You want to know if we are actually dating each other's ex-girlfriend?” Shane shifted back to his monotone voice.

“Look, sorry, you don’t have to tell me. I was just joking around, I’m sorry,” Kip rushed out, his cheeks flushing.

“Is not serious,” Rozanov tried his best to put on a fake smile. “Is not true. I didn’t date Landry, and Shane didn’t date my friend Svetlana. Just silly rumors because people do not understand that men and women can talk without sleeping together.” Kip nodded, still looking embarrassed, but Hunter just looked at the two of them with a knowing look.

“Yeah, just friends,” Shane stumbled out. “You know how people are online. I saw last week that the two of you eloped, but also got divorced.”

Kip held up his hand. “Yeah, no ring yet.”

Rozanov saw the opening and quickly changed the subject. “Are they not paying you in New York, Hunter? Or are you spending all your money on plastic surgery so people don’t know you were alive during World War II? Why does this man not have a giant ring on his finger yet?”

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landed!!

Out front!

DepressedCensFan @DepressedCensFan

Now why the hell did I just see @IlyaRozanov at the Ottawa airport

12:45 PM · Jul 10, 2018


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Ottawa Defender @OttawaDefender · Jul 10
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Maybe he is having a brother husband/sister wife meeting with Shane Hollander...sorry that was weird I'll just call one of them a cuck next time

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Let me know when you get to your gate.

here

Did you call the movers?

yes yuna hollander

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DepressedCensFan @DepressedCensFan

Why the hell did I see @IlyaRozanov at the Ottawa airport again!?!?!

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IlyaRozanov @IlyaRozanov · Jul 24
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I wanted cadbury from duty free

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Guys....Rozanov is a free agent there is no way right....

3:56 PM · Jul 24, 2018


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Hockey_News @Hockey_News

BREAKING NEWS: Ilya Rozanov signs with the Ottawa Centaurs on a 6-year contract. More details to come.

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WELL WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT A SUCKER ANYMORE

CensFanSucke @CensFanSucke · Jul 24

Guys....Rozanov is a free agent there is no way right....

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Things died down for the most part as the summer continued into the beginning of the new season. Well, people were going insane over the fact that Ilya Rozanov had signed with Ottawa instead of Boston, but they weren’t speculating on who was dating whom as much. Rose and Svetlana weren’t even in Canada all summer, and the two men were focused on spending as much time together as they could while also moving Ilya to Ottawa. People didn’t even blink twice if they saw him out and about. It all made sense now why he was there, and people moved on to other things. 

“Svetlana is going to be in Montreal for a while,” Ilya hit the power button on his phone after ending the call with his best friend and plopping down on the couch next to Shane. He burrowed his head under Shane’s arm, who let him settle against him while he continued to review tape on his iPad. “Business is going well here, said it’s a good middle point between all her clients in Toronto and Boston.” 

“Also conveniently two hours from her best friend,” Shane raised an eyebrow and gave him a small smile. 

“Yes,” Ilya mumbled, turning his face fully into Shane’s chest and wrapping his arms around him. Taking the cue, Shane put his iPad to the side and pulled his boyfriend tighter against him. “I miss her.” 

“She misses you, too.” Shane threaded a hand through Ilya’s hair. “Is she moving here permanently? Do you think she needs help finding a place?” 

Ilya laughed, vibrating against Shane’s chest. “Mr. Real Estate.” And then lowered his voice to almost a whisper. “No, just temporary. I think she is worried about me moving.”

Shane didn’t respond and just continued to play with Ilya’s hair. 

Ilya turned his head to look Shane in the eye. “She likes you, you know.” 

“I did have fun when we got dinner. You weren’t kidding about her hockey knowledge.” 

“I would never kid about that,” Ilya untangled himself from Shane so that he could pull him against him instead, leaning back so they could lie fully on the couch. Once Shane was settled on top of Ilya, he continued. “Maybe you two should hang out while she is here.” 

Shane sighed. “We just got people to stop thinking that she and I were dating.” 

“Who cares?” Ilya ran his hand up and down Shane’s back. 

“Me,” Shane tensed. “What if people speculate that we are together instead?” 

“Some might,” Ilya agreed. “But they will probably anyway.” He started rubbing circles into Shane’s shoulders to try to get him to relax. “Plus, we are supposed to be friends soon, right? Friends hang out with each other's friends.”

“I’ll think about it,” Shane moved his hand to hold onto Ilya’s face. “I liked hanging out with her, I’m just scared.” 



Svetlana

You have no plans today right?

You have no game, no practice, and Ilya is in Vancouver

How do you know my schedule?

Shane, I'm going to hold your hand while I say this

But they post the schedule online

You should give me Yuna's phone number though so I can know your endorsement schedule

I was going to go work out and then go over film

You can do that later, meet me at the Timbits arena.

“Shane Hollander,” was how Svetlana greeted him outside the small arena. 

“Hey,” Shane gave an awkward wave as he walked up to her. “Did you invite me to a girls' youth hockey tournament?” 

“Yes,” she told him, like it was the most normal thing in the world. “Let’s go inside.” 

Shane, who was desperate for Svetlana to like him and also a little afraid of her, followed. He tightened the strings on his hoodie a little to keep his face hidden.

There was no admission fee for the event, as ten-year-olds playing hockey wasn’t the hottest commodity in the city. Shane kept his head down as Svetlana led him over to the press box area, which was empty for the same reason. 

“You see that team,” Svetlana pointed to a group of young girls in orange jerseys stretching on the ice. “That’s my team.” 

“Your team?” Shane raised an eyebrow. “You got money on them or something?” 

Svetlana nodded. “Yes.” She reached for her phone and scrolled to her album. “These are my girls. I finance their team.” She showed Shane a picture of her at practice with the same girls who were on the ice. 

Shane had about a million questions and wanted to ask them all. He didn’t think Svetlana was mean or anything, but despite dating her best friend, he didn’t really know much about her. Sponsoring a youth hockey team in Montreal didn’t really cross his mind as something that’d she do. 

“That’s nice,” Shane tried to keep his voice neutral. “What made you want to sponsor them?” 

Svetlana nodded, as if it were the correct question for Shane to ask. 

“Their coach is from Russia,” she pointed towards a young blonde woman who was leading the girls in their stretches. “Played on the national team for a few years. She’s also a lesbian. She is afraid of going back. We were acquaintances back in the day.” 

“So you guys reconnected?” Shane asked. “When you decide to stay in Montreal for a while?” 

“Yes, her wife is from Montreal. She’s the personal assistant for one of my clients. It’s a small world.” 

Shane smiled. “Are they good?” 

Svetlana smiled back. “Of course. They have Natalia coaching them and me when I have time. The girls don’t have money, though. Not like the other hockey kids.” Shane cringed. Hockey was an expensive sport. He was lucky enough that his parents could afford it and that he was good enough to get scholarships. 

They watched the game start and were able to make comfortable conversation about the hockey. Hockey was easy to talk about for Shane, and it was nice to have someone to talk to about who was obsessed with it like Svetlana. Obviously, Ilya and he talked about hockey, but he didn’t care about hockey history and other players' stats, the way Shane was obsessed with it. The way Svetlana seemed to be obsessed with it, too. 

Shane loved hockey. It didn’t matter if it was professionals or ten-year-old girls, apparently, because he and Svetlana got way too into the game. They were jumping and screaming when one of the players, who couldn’t be more than four feet tall, had a breakaway and scored a goal. They started booing the refs when they didn’t agree with one of the calls. He restrained himself when one of the girls on the other team ran into their goalie from yelling at them to fight, although Svetlana seemed to have no qualms about doing so. 

MTLHockeyFanGirl @MTLHockeyFanGirl

Girl tell me why I was at my little sisters hockey tournament and I pass by Shane Hollander and the Svetlana chick cheering their asses off for ten year olds?

7:15 PM · Oct 24, 2018


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Puck_Bunny2481 @Puck_Bunny2481

Wait so that Shane Hollander Svetlana Vetrova thing was real? Like he is really dating Rozanov's ex? They play each other next week. Rose Landry Bowl Part 2.

7:56 PM · Oct 24, 2018


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Lily

I'm going to have to buy a fucking car at this point aren't I

you are cute when you cheer for kids

you'll be such a good hockey parent. scarier than yuna hollander

LEAVE ME ALONE

u texted ME

“Dude, please tell me you are actually fucking Rozanov’s ex!” Comeau slapped Shane on the back in the locker room, trying not to look or talk to any of his teammates, which didn’t make him the greatest captain in the world. 

“Guys, let him be,” Hayden, who actually knew why Shane was hanging out with Svetlana now, tried to help him. 

“Is Rozanov actually going to beat your ass this time?” Schneider joined in. “Like Ottawa is awful, it’s not like he has anything to lose by getting a suspension.” 

“Rozanov is not going to fight anyone,” Shane held his hands up. He really didn’t need anyone fighting his boyfriend tonight. Ilya would be more than happy to fight Shane’s teammates, but he really wanted to spend time with his boyfriend without a split lip or black eye. “Svetlana and I are friends.” 

“If it were anyone else, I’d scream bullshit, but it’s Hollander,” J.J. came to his defense. “Plus, a kids' hockey tournament isn’t really romantic.” 

“Please,” Drapeau rolled his eyes. “It’s Hollander, so any hockey is romantic to him. He jerks off to MLH highlights.” 

Shane had it. “That’s enough!” He very much didn’t jerk off to MLH highlights, thank you very much. Well, sometimes to his boyfriends' highlight videos, but that was different. “You guys are way too invested in my sex life for a team that has lost 3 of our last 5. Now, are we going to gossip, or are we going to beat Ottawa?”

HockeyFan12MLH @HockeyFan12MLH

Are we really trying to make the Svetlana Vetrova bowl happen? No offense but shes not like Rose Landry famous and Ottawa sucks. Montreal is going to fucking win anyways.

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Rose

Heads up, Svetlana and I are in the box tonight

Suprise, I'm in Montreal!

WHAT THE FUCK

Jfc please tell me you guys arent in our jerseys

Sveta is in Rozanov's but I dont have yours on, sorry

Yeah this will go over well

WAIT WHEN DID SHE BECOME SVETA TO YOU

Good luck!

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r/MLH · Posted by u/MLHRedditBot 2 hours ago.

Game Threads: Ottawa Centaurs at Montreal Metros

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Boston Raiders81 · 2 hours ago

YOOOOO DID YOU GUYS SEE ROSE LANDRY AND SVETLANA VETROVA IN A BOX TOGETHER. Vetrova has on Rozanov's jersey

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DesperateNewYorkFan · 2 hours ago

im fukcing dead. rozanov skated up to hollander pointed at the box and both of them laughed!?!?! the hell!?!?!

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ShaneHollandersGreenSmoothie· 2 hours ago

Guys im starting to think this is some fun joke between them all because those two do not look like they give a flying fuck

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IlyaRozanovsOrangeCar · 2 hours ago

They were being cheeky at the rose landry bowl too. I'm starting to think maybe they don't actually hate each other

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MetrosGroupie · 2 hours ago

Guys I think they are actually friends

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HockeySucks69 · 2 hours ago

Yeah sure and pigs can fly.

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Lily

come out with us tonight

rose, sveta, hayes, and boodram are going

bring only cool metros

and hayden can come too i guess

Is that really a good idea?

it is genius idea. we are coming out soon as besties this will make it more believable

what do you say bestie :)

Fine, but I'm bringing J.J. and Hayden. Everyone else is pissing me off

what happened?

Just general locker room talk. Apparently I only get off on hockey and jerk off to mlh highlights

yes is true u love hockey which is why you fuck best hockey player in league

I hate you

love u 2. will talk more later about this and then i will fuck you do not worry. but first club!

“Hollander!” Wyatt Hayes cheered from the booth where the three Ottawa players, Svetlana, and Rose were sitting. “Nice to see you, man. I was surprised when Rozanov said you were coming out!” 

“Rozanov said you were coming?” J.J. asked from behind him. 

Shane froze, and Ilya laughed. “You are hiding me from your friends?” He placed his hand on his chest. “I’m offended.” 

Shane rolled his eyes. “Rozanov and I are working on a charity together. We are announcing it in a few weeks after the game in Ottawa, so keep it to yourself, okay?” 

J.J.’s mouth fell open. “What-” But he was cut off by Svetlana. 

“Excuse me, very beautiful women sitting here being ignored.” Shane, because he was oblivious but not an idiot, went over and hugged both of them and thanked them for coming, while J.J. and Hayden settled with the Ottawa players. It wasn’t unlikely for players from different teams to get together, and even though they were division rivals, Ottawa sucking since forever made it so the two teams really had no beef besides the fake Rozanov-Hollander rivalry.  

Shane actually had some fun that night. He didn’t stay long, just a few hours. And he did get dragged into dancing, which he hated to do, but he didn’t really know how to tell Svetlana no, and he felt protective of Rose, who had definitely attracted some fans nearby. The rest of the hockey players also joined them on the dance floor, so Ilya wasn’t that far away from him. If he thought about it enough, it was almost like they were dancing together.

And by dancing, he was mostly standing there and nodding his head. 

It was nice to be able to be around his boyfriend in public. Soon, they would have the cover of being friends and the charity, and could go out more. And even though J.J. still looked very confused at them all together, he at least had the decency to keep his mouth shut for the most part. Most likely because he wanted to impress Rose, but still, it was nice. 

Sveta

SVETLANA VETROVA

Ilyusha it is too early for this what do you want

did u or did u not go home with rose landry last night

we shared a cab

and a bed?!?!?

🤪

oh im sure you had your tongue out

Rose

So am I covering for your big lesbian secret now?

HEY! That wasn't a lie....maybe my big bisexual secret

You know I'm happy for you right?

Yes and I love you

How was your night?

Signal is breaking up...I cant hear you bye

Rose_Landry_Updates @Rose_Landry_Updates

Rose Landry was seen out at a club last night in Montreal with players from both the Ottawa Centaurs and the Montreal Metros

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GUYS ROSE AND SVETLANA AND HOLLANDER AND ROZANOV WERE ALL OUT TOGETHER LAST NIGHT WHAT IS GOING ON IS THIS A WERID OPEN RELATIONSHIP THING

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I dont give a fuck about the Rose and Svetlana of it all, why were Hollander and Rozanov hanging out with each other last night (and I guess the other metros and centaurs but whatever)

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Boston_Sports_Fan8 @Boston_Sports_Fan8

Rozanov leaves us and now he is hanging out with Hollander even though they might be dating each others exes? What is wrong with those two

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MTLMetroHockeyStickBag @MTLMetroHockeyStickBag

I feel like I should be disgusted that those two might be friends but like Ottawa sucks so I cant find myself to care

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Puck_Bunny_81 @Puck_Bunny_81

Look at me I'm Svetlana Vetrova. My dad is a famous goalie and I've been with both Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. I party with Rose Landry and I'm insanely beautiful. Girl fucking whatever

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RoseLandryFan1234 @RoseLandryFan1234

jfc i was hoping rose would stop hanging out with these hockey players but apparently i have to learn about these hockey players ill guess ill start with Shane Hollander

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RoseLandryFan1234 @RoseLandryFan1234 · Oct 31
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girl WHAT bye

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ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Really excited about my new car purchase! Check out my good friend Svetlana Vetrova's Luxury Car Services @SVLuxuryCars. She knows a lot about hockey, but more importantly, how to get you your dream car (and that's good in the snow!)
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Lily

first u buy sex apartment and now you buy boring car

im starting to think you dont want to be seen with me :(

Will you feel better if I suck your dick when I come over tonight

yes :)

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r/MLH · Posted by u/MLHHockeyFanatic 2 hours ago.

Rozanov-Hollander Press Conference: MLH's Biggest Rivals Announce Suicide Prevention Foundation, Friendship

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"Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa, Captain) and Shane Hollander (Montreal, Captain) announce the Irina Foundation, a non-profit focused on Suicide Prevention. The two discussed how Rozanov's move to Ottawa brought them together, allowing them to find common ground and a mutual respect for one another that has developed into a friendship. Rozanov expressed how the cause is very personal for him, implying that his mother, who had died when he was a child, struggled with and lost her own battle with depression. The two talked about how they would be running hockey camps in the off-season, as well as other events to raise money for the charity. Both have contributed a significant amount of their own money to the Irina Foundation as well. Yuna Hollander, Shane Hollander's mother and manager, will be the executive director of the foundation."

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Boston Raiders81 · 2 hours ago

THEY ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDS?!?!? Sure okay why not

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DesperateNewYorkFan · 2 hours ago

Why do I feel like the mlh was tired of their bullshit dating each other's exes and said play nice

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ShaneHollandersGreenSmoothie· 2 hours ago

Is this why they were hanging out at the club? They actually are friends????

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IlyaRozanovsOrangeCar · 2 hours ago

Maybe they became friends through their exes? Like somehow they were all hanging out together so maybe thats how?

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MetroFriend · 2 hours ago

I don't really believe that those two are actually friends but maybe their women have something to do with it idk.

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Llalalamama · 2 hours ago

Maybe Rose and Svetlana are friends, and that's how they became friends and why they were seen with the other??? They look like friends, and everyone seems to ignore that Svetlana was with Rozanov and Rose at that club last year

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ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Thank you all for the support of the Irina Foundation! Wanted to give a big shout out to my mom, Yuna Hollander, who is our director. Without her, none of this would be possible. Check out the link to the Irina Foundation in my bio.
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Ilya_Rozanov_81Big shout out to Yuna Hollander for helping us bring this foundation to life. Go to my bio to learn more about the Irina Foundation
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pls dont start this rumor. others were fun but yuna is very important in helping making this charity that helps my honors my mom and mr.david is very nice man.

CensFan81 @CensFan81 · Nov 16

guys did you see that photo that Rozanov posted of him and Yuna. Like where was Shane!?!? And they looked so cozy. I'm starting a rumor.....

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Jane

Thanks for not letting the world think that you are dating MY MOM now

is no problem. i would like to get laid and my boyfriend freaking out about people thinking his mom is dating his boyfriend would not make that happen

How romantic

Notes:

Shout out to everyone at the airport and on the plane who looked over my shoulder to see me writing this, I'm sorry it wasn't smut.

Thank you all for the love on the Rose Landry Bowl, I really didn't think you all would enjoy my crack fic so much. This one took the life out of me coding, but it was really worth it and I really wanted to share some of the bullshit I came up with. Thinking about moving away from the social media focus fics for my next one and doing a 5+1, although it will most likely still have social media in it because they are famous and I grew up on sports twitter, I cant not include it lol.

 

Also um, lets not make this meta okay thank you

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