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Day 1
Xisuma: feeling a little poorly. :-(
GoodTimeWithScar: OMW
Xisuma: so, I’m headimg to bed, admin responsibilities on Joe and Hypno
Joehillssays: You got it! Heading over with blankets!
Keralis1: PAPA K GOT U SHASHWAM
Keralis1: AM COMNG
Xisuma: I'm just a bit under the weather don't worry about me
GoodTimeWithScar: iVE GOT STUFF
GoodTimeWithScar: wHRRE YOUR BSSE???
Zombiecleo: Too late
Etho: Oh snappers
Etho: I can bring over a couple useful things
cubfan135: Leaving a shulker of potions outside
cubfan135: And an emotional support cat
cubfan135: And a fancy llama
impulseSV: Left him some Pearl-healing-soup I reheated, so I think he’ll be alright
impulseSV: Hey Cub!
impulseSV: that is quite the fancy llama
cubfan135: his name is Larry
Xisuma: thanks guys :-)
Falsesymmetry: just let me find a hot water bottle and I’ll be right there
cubfan135: bro
Falsesymmetry: ??
GoodTimeWithScar: oh no
cubfan135: scar
Zombiecleo: what did you do scar?
GoodTimeWithScar: cub
GoodTimeWithScar: im so sorrt
impulseSV: LARRY IS DEAD!!!!!
impulseSV: He just died right next to us!!!
GoodTimeWithScar: iT EAS AN ACCIDENT!!!
cubfan135: rest in peace my guy rest in peace
[impulseSV was shot by GoodTimeWithScar using [HoTGuY!]
impulseSV: HEY!
impulseSV: WAS THAT AN ACCIDENT TOO???
GoodTimeWithScar: HOTGUY!!!
Day 2
Falsesymmetry: Guess who’s also ill
Renthedog: FALSIE!!
Renthedog: I ON WAY
impulseSV: Also ill… staying in my base for now
ZombieCleo: it’s spreading
Xisuma: Everyone who’s ill should stay in their own base before it spreads further. And isolate from other hermits
impulseSV: Totally doing that
Tango: No tango here
Skizzleman: He’s refusing to sleep!
impulseSV: I’ve almost finished my project!
GoodTimeWithScar: CUB AM ILL
cubfan135: shoot
cubfan135: omw
cubfan135: potentially
iJevin: Cub’s so ill right now
GoodTimeWithScar: ON MT WAH
iJevin: He’s been in bed since returning from X’s
cubfan135: ?? Dude how do you know that??
iJevin: Pirate stuff
xBcrafted: So you took my netherite!
xBcrafted: I thought Keralis stole it!
xBcrafted: when he visited earlier!
iJevin: Sal’s now
Joehillssays: breaking news from Studio 11:
Joehillssays: am ill
Joehillssays: Will keep you updated on the will
Zombiecleo: Joe
Zombiecleo: Why are you writing a will?
Joehillssays: you never know what will happen
Joehillssays: So you make a will happen
cubfan135: scar you good buddy?
cubfan135: it’s been 15 minutes
GoodTimeWithScar: aT BRIDGE
Grian: SCAR
Grian: GO TO BED
Grian: YOU ARE SICK
Welsknight: Am in the shopping district already, so can help him
Geminitay: Grian you’re also sick
Geminitay: And not in bed
Grian: I WAS HUNGRY
Day 3
Bdoubleo100: ETHO IS LOOSE
cubfan135: ??
Zombiecleo: WHAT?
Falsesymmetry: huh???
Bdoubleo100: ESCAPED BASE
Bdoubleo100: IS ILL
cubfan135: impulse you still up for Larry’s funeral?
impulseSV: Yep!
Skizzleman: Absolutely not
Pearlescentmoon: Attention all sick Hermits! I have made soup!
Skizzleman: Pearliepop you’re amazing
Skizzleman: I’ll help give it out
Pearlescentmoon: Can all sick hermits please name themselves so I can deliver your soup?
cubfan135: 2x soup for me
cubfan135: Scar’s here too
Xisuma: Still ill here :-(
GoodTimeWithScar: pEARL MAKE CUBBSLEEP
Falsesymmetry: I’m ill
Renthedog: I am plagued with deathly sickness!!!
impulseSV: Me too
impulseSV: and Tango
GoodTimeWithScar: HE REFUSES TO STSY IN BED
Joehillssays: The will is done, the ill(ness) remains, and the JoeHills is still alive
Tango: Ignore Impulse’s message, I’m not ill
Skizzleman: LIAR
impulseSV: HE’S LYING
Grian: sick
Grian: am sick
impulseSV: DON'T BELIEVE HIM
Tango: I’m doing fine
impulseSV: BAD TANGO
Skizzleman: YEAH BAD TANGO
Smallishbeans: ETHO??? ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND MY TREE?
Bdoubleo100: where
Smallishbeans: Yeah I bloody knew it was
Smallishbeans: Don't you bloody shake your head at me etho I know it’s you
Smallishbeans: HEY VOME ABCK
Day 4
Docm77: ▸ _________________ 10:48
Zombiecleo: omg thats adorable
Vintagebeef: I’m saving that
GoodTimeWithScar: awww the little docy with his little sneezies
cubfan135: haha that's brilliant
Tango: HAHAHAHA
Renthedog: MY FELLOW OCTOGONER I HAVE PASSED THE GREAT CURSE ONTO YOU!!!!!!
Xisuma: Doc did you mean to send a ten minute video of you sneezing in your sleep?
DocM77: WAIT WHAT
DocM77: WAIT
DocM77: STOP
DocM77: ILL KILL YOU
Joehillssays: ‘ill’ sounds just about right, Doc. You holding up ok?
DocM77: NTOD IILO
Joehillssays: gesundheit
iJevin: Haha what that’s incredible
iJevin: omg I’m saving that
DocM77: NO DON'T SAHEV
DocM77: *Shig
DocM77: SAVE IT
ZombieCleo: GUYS HE SAYS TO SAVE IT
GoodTimeWithScar: Really?
DocM77: NO
DocM77: DUDE
DocM77: I’LL FRICKING MURDER YOU
DocM77: EVERYONE WHO SAVED THAT VIDEO
iJevin: I’m ill so you can't do that
iJevin: thats mean
Falsesymmetry: same, sorry Doc
xBcrafted: whoops? XD
Keralis1: YOUR ALUCE???
Keralis1: ALIVE?
Keralis1: PRINCESS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
xBcrafted: bed
xBcrafted: You made me ill
Keralis1: COMING
Day 5
Geminitay: Pearl?
Pearlescentmoon: yeah?
Geminitay: did you save any soup for yourself?
Pearlescentmoon: Definitely :D
Geminitay: pearl are you lying?
Vintagebeef: Also Do you have some of that soup left over?
Vintagebeef: Not ill I swear
Vintagebeef: Definitely just like soup
Welsknight: Ok I think I’m heading to bed now
Welsknight: might’ve just vomited profusely on one of Scar’s shopping district path bushes
GoodTimeWithScar: my bushes??
cubfan135: dude you can't disrespect the bushes
GoodTimeWithScar: and cub is ILL SO you have to listen to him!
Skizzleman: Ok I may’ve just spread the illness to Beef and Bdubs
Skizzleman: passed Doubledown coughing after chatting with him yesterday, and made a mangrove deal with Beef
Skizzleman: Ir honestly thought i wasn't ill
Skizzleman: That's on me. Will stay inside now
BdoubleO100: NO IM NOT FRICKING ILL
BdoubleO100: I DEFINITELY WASN'T MADE ILL BY SOMEONE ISN'T NOT NOW ILL SLEEP
ZombieCleo: oh so that’s why Etho’s pretending to be my new lampshade
ZombieCleo: ETHO COME BACK
ZombieCleo: YOU WERE A LOVELY LAMPSHADE
ZombieCleo: JOE HE’S COMING FOR YOUR BASE
Joehillssays: UHHH
Joehillssays: I’M MID-EULOGY AND CANNOT LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT
ZombieCleo: JOE IT CAN WAIT
ZombieCleo: YOU’RE NOT DYING
ZombieCleo: AND EVEN IF YOU ARE, I’M STILL FINE. YOU HAVE ENOUGH SPITE TO BE FINE TOO
Joehillssays: THE TRAIN HAS GONE AND SO HAS ETHO
Zedaph: CALLING ALL ILL HERMITS: who wants to join me in getting the brand new sneezy peasy Zedvancement?
Skizzleman: ok that’s too funny not to
Skizzleman: ON MY WAY!!
impulseSV: SKIZZ
impulseSV: YOU JUST SAID YOU’D SLEEP
Skizzleman: Dippledop you’ve been building this whole time!!!
impulseSV: I’M NEARLY FINISHED
Day 6
Keralis1: XB IS A CHEATING CHEATER
xBcrafted: No I’m not!
Keralis1: YOU MADE ME ILL AND MADE ME LOSE EVERY GAME
Hypnotizd: xB how could you
xBcrafted: Mr Bigeyes here ‘sneezed’ and knocked over the only connwct!
Keralis1: because you made me ill!
xBcrafted: you made ME ill!
Renthedog: HERMITS FAREWELL
Renthedog: MY DEATH IS HEREBY NIGH!!!
Renthedog: THE PLAGUE HAS TAKEN ME BODY AND NOW SHALL TAKE MY LIFE!!!
ZombieCleo: Ren are you ok?
Renthedog: yeah I’m fine what’s up?
Falsesymmetry: He’s been wailing at my doorstep for three days straight
Falsesymmetry: dressed as a plague doctor
Falsesymmetry: I think he’s bor
Falsesymmetry: ETHO SPOTTED
BdoubleO100: COMJG
GoodTimeWithScar: Bdubs get some sleep!!
GoodTimeWithScar: Skizzly said you were ill!
BdoubleO100: ETHO KEEPS RUNNING AWAY
Geminitay: it’s not worth it, Bdubs
Geminitay: Joel I’m also out of honey
Smallishbeans: THATS NOT MY BLOODY PROBLEM
Smallishbeans: FOR NOTCH SAKE GEM IM ILL AND LIZZIE SAID I CAN'T LEAVE MY BASE SO IM BLOODY STUCK HERE
Smallishbeans: AND I DON'T SELL HONEY
Geminitay: how am I supposed to make lemon and honey with no honey????
Joehillssays: Poor Germ-ini Tay!
Etho: what about honey song?
Pearlescentmoon: Etho?
BdoubleO100: GET
iJevin: please im try in g to sleep
iJevin: stop the constant buzzing im ill
BdoubleO100: HIM
iJevin: so you need to love me
Zombiecleo: Just mute your communicator like I do
cubfan135: hang on cleo are you ill?
Cubfan135: I’m making a list of all ill hermits
Cubfan135: currently have a total of everyone
ZombieCleo: Yeah technically I’m ill
ZombieCleo: But I survived bubonic plague
ZombieCleo: honestly this is nothing
Grian: hey has anyone seen mumbo?
Day 7
Hypnotizd: Who needed honey?
Hypnotizd: my honey farm is fully operational for any honey needs
cubfan135: mine is too but need to look after Scar
iJevin: how aren't you sick when everyone else is?
Hypnotizd: think i’m built different
iJevin: i hate you
cubfan135: you just need to get good jevin
GoodTimeWithScar: CUB SLEEP I KNOW YOU’RE NOT ASLEEP
cubfan135: Dude you're just as ill as me Scar
Xisuma: Update: I’m feeling much better! :-)
Xisuma: Wait why is everyone ill?
Hypnotizd: im not :)
iJevin: I WILL PIRATE YOU OF ALL YOUR STUFF
impulseSV: please can people just remain in bed when i put them there SKIZZ
Skizzleman: excuse me homey buddy you’re also ill
impulseSV: I need to finish my project!!!
GoodTimeWithScar: EHOEVER US KNOCKING MUST PROVIDE GIFTS FOR CUBBY
Etho: wait
Etho: I have 5 leather
BdoubleO100: COMING
Etho: 2 sticks
Etho: and half a stack of cherry blossom?
GoodTimeWithScar: YOU PASS
BdoubleO100: CUB BASE RIGHR???
Etho: don't let him get me
Etho: hes crazy
GoodTimeWithScar: WHO IS KNOCKING???
GoodTimeWithScar: I have lost my voice and can only use chat!!
GoodTimeWithScar: 3 stacks of diamonds
GoodTimeWithScar: inflation
GoodTimeWithScar: No i don’t accept moss
GoodTimeWithScar: THANK YOU GREAT BDUBS!! YOU SHALL ENTER!
cubfan135: scar i just threw up
cubfan135: bucket needed
BdoubleO100: I SHALL CARE FOR Y
Etho: bdubs?
GoodTimeWithScar: bdubs are you ok?
ZombieCleo: FINE I'M COMING OVER
Day 10
Xisuma: OK is everyone feeling better now?
BdoubleO100: NEVER BETTER
cubfan135: yep, and Scar’s well too
iJevin: Pirtae times resume HYPNO
Pearlescentmoon: today’s soup circuit led to a full set of happy hermit faces!
cubfan135: let’s go
cubfan135: that’s huge
Grian: I still haven't seen mumbo
Joehillssays: huh
Day 22
Mumbo: hello?
Grian: MUMBO
ZombieCleo: MUMBO
GoodTimeWithScar: NUMBO!
Renthedog: HE HAS BEEN THUSLY RISEN FROM RHE DEAD BY THE SPIRITS OF MAGIC FAR BEYOND RHIS WORLD!!!!!!
iJevin: dude where were you?
Mumbo: sleeping?
BdoubleO100: THREE WEEK SWHEEEP?
Mumbo: was ill
Mumbo: actually still am ill
Mumbo: Did I miss something?