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The Mejiro family tries to get laid
It was quite at the mejiro estate, the members of said family were currently in the middle of dinner eating and having light conversation. An older Uma sat at the head of the large round table, the other members of her family sitting on the sides of the table.
“So have any of you found any prospective partners, I would like to meet my great-grandchildren before I pass”. Said the older Uma, her question causing the other members of her family to become flustered or shocked.
“Grandmother, do you really think that dinner is the proper time to discuss our love lives or lack thereof”. Said Mejiro McQueen whose face was red and her voice slightly nervous.
“It’s the perfect time; I rarely see you guys except for dinner time”. Said Granny
“Well, I’m dating Helios”. Said Mejiro Palmer her tail wagging happily behind her
“Yes, I've met Helios. She seems like a good partner. I hope the rest of you find good partners like Palmer here.” Said Granny who was staring at the other members of her family.
The younger members of the Mejiro family were currently gathered in the living room. Mejiro Ramonu was staring at McQueen, a competitive look in her cool blue eyes as she looked at her cousin. Mejiro Ryan was sitting on the couch, rolling her eyes at her cousin's theatrics.
“I bet you I can get laid, before the end of the day tomorrow”. Said McQueen confidently
“Ha, I highly doubt that”. Said Ramonu scoffing slightly as she looked at her cousin.
“Let’s make a deal. Loser has to do whatever the Winner says for 2 weeks”. Said McQueen challenge in her voice.
“Make it Three Weeks, and you got yourself a deal. Hey Ryan, you want in?". asked Ramonu looking at the stallion that was lounging on the couch.
“Nope I'm good but if I was, I would bet on Dober”. Said Ryan looking at her cousins with a knowing smile on her face.
“No offense to my dear cousin but she hardly seems the type to be in a relationship or get intimate before marriage”. Said McQueen
“Let’s make this deal more interesting. On top of the loser doing whatever the winner says, they have to wear a bunny suit everywhere for an entire week”. Said Ramonu looking at her cousin
“Well dear cousin you got yourself a deal”. Said McQueen shaking her cousin's hand
“Well, this is going to be fun to watch. I swear the two of them are going to try to get laid, by people who already are in relationships”. Said Ryan underneath her breath, rolling her eyes
It was the day after she struck her deal with McQueen and Ramonu was looking for her target. This should be easy, the mare thought to herself. She had a perfect target in mind: a certain childhood friend, who might be in a relationship with her vice president. Of course that was all speculation, Ramonu honestly didn't listen to the gossip of Tracen academy. Arriving at her destination the student council Office and knocking on the door. After hearing a slightly muffled come in, the black-haired mare entered the room. Sitting at her desk was Symboli Rudolf the bay-colored stallion was staring at her childhood friend curiously.
“Hello, Ramonu, what can I do for you?”. Asked the stallion her magenta eyes looking curiously at the mare
“Hmmm,”. Said the mare, looking at the stallion seductively. Before, moving closer to Rudolf.
“Ramonu what are you doing? "Asked the bay-colored stallion her magenta eye slightly shocked
Mejiro Dober was sitting in the cafeteria, eating lunch beside her cousin Mejiro Ryan. She was surrounded by a few other Tracen academy students, one of which was Special week the stallion munching happily on carrots.
“Spe please slow down, you don’t want to get a stomachache from eating too fast”. Said Dober looking slightly concerned for the stallion.
“Okay, Dober I'll try to slow down, but the carrots are so good today”. Said the stallion slowing down slightly.
“Looks like Dober’s got you whipped Spe-chan”. Said Grass wonder teasingly
“HUh…What does whipped cream have to do with Dober?”. Asked Special Week clearly confused by what the chestnut stallion said
“Spe Your too innocent for your own good”. Said Dober looking at the brown-haired stallion affectionately
“YOU GET BACK HERE, RAMONU” Shouted a voice, the sound of footsteps rapidly approaching the cafeteria could be heard
Mejiro Ramonu ran into the cafeteria, looking around clearly out of breath. Noticing where her cousins were sitting, she moved towards them.
“Cousin's please save me, for I've made an unfortunate mistake that may lead to my death”. Said Ramonu her voice unusually nervous, blue eyes filled with panic
“What did you do?” Asked Ryan looking at her council, her eyes slightly concerned
“I tried to get laid Because you know me and McQueen made that deal, last night as you can see my first attempt didn't go to plan”. Said Ramonu her tail swishing rapidly behind her nervously
“Who did you try first?” asked Ryan
“Rudolf”. Said Ramonu
“Why did you decide on her, you know the rumors about her and the empress”. Said Ryan looking at her cousin worry in her gaze
“How was I supposed to believe the rumors? You know for a fact that I don't believe rumors. The Stupid Bay colored stallion kept stopping my advances and then Groove walked in, you can guess what happened next”. Said Ramonu whispering
A squeaking sound could be heard as Ramonu was grabbed by the scruff and dragged away by Air Groove who had almost a murderous glare in her eyes.
“Welp looks like Ramonu’s in trouble, but that's what she gets for trying to seduce an already taken stallion”. Said Ryan shrugging and going back to eating her food
McQueen was in a sour mood so far. Her plans had not succussed the Lilac stallion had tried to seduce her roommate. That ended in failure because apparently, Ikuno was in a relationship with four other members of team Canopus. Now McQueen was looking for her next target, a certain white-haired Stallion that constantly annoyed her. Arriving at the spica team room. Opening the door, she was met by the sight of Goldship trying to solve a Rubik Cube.
“Hey Gold-ship, you maybe want to have some fun?”. Asked McQueen looking at the other stallion flirtatiously
"Nope, I'm good McQueen……. Fun times are only reserved for my beloved”. Said Goldship the stallion still solving her Rubik’s cube
“But Goldship”. Said McQueen who was moving closer to Gold ship
“No buts, no coconuts Mac-chan you’re just going to have to find someone else”. Said Goldship looking at the lilac haired stallion
“Who else could I ask?”. Asked McQueen frustration clear in her voice
“Idk…. I know my beloved was once my rival”. Said Goldship
“That’s it.. Thanks Goldship”. Said McQueen running out of the clubroom, slamming the door behind her
The sound of the door opening caused Gold ship’s ears to flick.
“My beloved, you have returned your loyal Knight Gold ship, has resisted the sirens aura”. Said Gold ship looking at her partner
“Stop with the theatrics my knight”. Said Gentidonna looking at the white-haired stallion affectionately
McQueen after her failure with Gold ship, went to go find her victim. Spotting her desired target, she went up to them. It was Tokai Teio, the young stallion was currently on the track practicing her running. McQueen went up to the brown haired stallion, thinking to herself that this was going to be easy.
Mejiro Dober was walking, Special week beside her. The brown-haired stallion held the mare’s hand as they walked. The duo were walking outside the academy, watching the setting sun as they walked.
“The sunset really is beautiful isn’t, but not as pretty as you of course. "Said Special week nervously, looking at Dober
“Spe, you truly are too sweet for your own good”. Said Dober looking at the stallion, blushing slightly
The stallion’s brown tail whipped happily behind her, at the mare’s words.
“You know that today is the start of the weekend. Would you perhaps like to stay over at my place?”. Asked Dober her voice slightly flirtatious
“Oh, like a sleepover, that sounds like that would be fun". Said Special week, the stallion clearly not getting the impactions of what the mare had asked.
“Spe You’re too innocent for your own good”. Said Dober slight humor in her voice as she continued to walk with the stallion
McQueen screamed into her pillow, frustration clear in her voice. She had just arrived home after her failed attempts. The lilac stallion had thought that Teio would be easy. It was going so well but apparently, Teio was in a relationship with her roommate. The young stallion, after realizing what McQueen was trying to do, politely declined her advances. If that wasn’t bad enough, Nice nature came out of nowhere and chased McQueen around the campus for the rest of the school day. The sound of her door opening caused McQueen’s lilac ears to twitch, it was Ramonu the mare looked like she got into a fight with a bear.
“Dear cousin I assume, You had as much luck as me". Said Ramonu looking at her cousin.
“If you mean that I didn't get laid then you would be correct". Said McQueen her voice filled with defeat.
“Yes, that is what I meant. I guess we both lose”. Said Ramonu looking at her cousin
Mejiro Dober was currently entangled with Special Week, the brown-haired stallion breathing softly. Dober couldn't help but let a small smile cross her face, she rubbed the brown-haired stallion’s ears. Special week let out a low hum, and her tail lightly wagged happily.
Mejiro Ryan was sitting on the couch with a smirk on her face. Has her two cousins, grimaced slightly on either side of her.
“I still can’t believe Dober got laid before we did”. Pouted McQueen her ears down
“Well, looks like you both lose and now you two have to do whatever Dober says for three weeks. Since she technically won". Said Ryan looking at her cousins
“MY DEAR DOBER HAS FOUND HER PRINCE, I MUST PLAN THEIR WEDDING, AND THEN I CAN HAVE GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN". Shouted their grandmother from an unknown location in the house, her voice echoing throughout the mansion