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HABS
George:Lando…
Lance:after TWO months???
Charles:boo you whore
Carlos:two months is crazy work
Lando:I’m not hearing it, George, 10 years no ring. Lance, you’ve been engaged for two years now. Charles… Max is never gonna propose. Carlos, you’re never getting your balls back
Yuki:😨
Zhou:🫢
Nico:oh my
George:HE WILL
Lance:we have a plan...
Charles:GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Carlos:oh! DON'T BRING THAT UP
Lando:you're mad Oscar loves me enough to put a ring on it
Zhou:does love need a ring?
George:good point Zhou
Lando:. . .
Charles:got him
Carlos:can we cancel him? He made fun of me???
Nico:did he lie? Your balls are gone
Carlos:IT'S NOT MY FAULT??????
Yuki:you let him Sergio cut them, amigo
Carlos:I'M GONNA BAN THE WORD BALLS. SHUT UP.
Lando:balls
George:balls
Nico:balls
Charles:balls
Zhou:balls
Sebastian:what's with the whole balls thing?
Lance:Carlos is mad everyone is making fun of his ball-less self
Sebastian:balls
Lance:balls
Carlos:YOU WERE ON MY SIDE SEB :(
Sebastian:I'm on no one's side
Charles:Kimi still got his balls
Carlos:I CAN'T TAKE IT HERE ANYMORE
Carlos has left HABS
George added Carlos to HABS
George:can't escape that quick, Sainz
Carlos:NOOOOOOOO
George added Sergio to HABS
Sergio:what are you doing?
Carlos:nothing, I'm so polite