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1. 40 Days and 40 Nights by huxduxtuxlux

   Fandoms: The Paper (TV 2025), Paterson (2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Paterson (Paterson)/Ned Sampson
   • Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
   • Ned Sampson
   • Paterson (Paterson)
   • Mare Pritti
   • Esmeralda Grand
   • Adelola Olofin
   • Adam Cooper (The Paper)
   • Oscar Martinez (The Office US)
   • travis bienlien
   • Nicole Lee
   • Detrick Moore
   • kylux adjacent - Character
   • Lent
   • ned loves a challenge that's why he's so good at lent
   • workplace frustrations
   • Ned likes shellfish AND is a sausage boy
   • bisexual Ned Sampson
   • lots of swear substitutes
   • agnostic former catholic ned
   • oscar isaac cameo??
   • Paterned
   • Established Relationship
   • Waxing
   • Charitable donations
   • awkward substitute swears during sex
   • lapsed catholic ned
   • Ned and his bus hunk
   • Esmeralda comparing ned to an animal yet again
   • Lenten sacrifice
   • kylux adjacent
   • Massage
   • is this whump? Idk
   • aloe vera
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • mentions of ned's slutty past
   • Praise Kink
   • Good Boy Ned
   • freak snowstorms
   • freak as a verb
   • Finger Sucking
   • Lazy Sex
   • Blasphemy

   Summary

   Ned loves a challenge, that's why he's so good at Lent. This year, he's going to have find some alternatives to blow off steam.

   Series

   • Part 3 of The Saga of Ned and The Bus Hunk

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,433

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   30

   Kudos:

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