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Another day at this fucking bus stop, talking to these retards. Being honest, I hate Cartman. And this shit proves it. Why the fuck would he put Butters’ dick in his mouth, AND show it to me? Is he mocking me or something?
“Hey Kenneh- look at this! HAHAHAHA!”
“t’ats n’t f’nny, assh’le. (That’s not funny, asshole.)”
Cartman rolls his eyes. “What a buzz kill.”
Eric is still silently giggling to himself when Kyle looks at him, getting my attention. I just know he’s gonna trick Cartman into doing something stupid.
“Eric, why would you do that?”
“Why would I do that?” Eric laughs. “Because that makes Butters gay, that’s why!”
“No, Cartman.” Stan cuts him off. “That makes you gay. You put Butters’ dick in your mouth. You’re the gay one.”
Stan and Kyle giggle, and I chuckle a bit, by accident. “Neh it doesn’t..! Does it..?”
“Yeah dude! The only way to cancel it out is to get Butters to put your dick in his mouth.” Kyle blurts out and Stan plays along with it.
What the fuck?! Is Cartman gonna trick Butters into sucking his dick? I can’t let that happen. I can’t. I need to warn Butters.
“Shiiiittt.. Fine! I’ll just have him sleep over tonight!”
“B’t it’s a s’hool n’ght! (But it’s a school night!)” I need to get Butters out of this.
“Don’t be such a loser Kenny. Trust me, he won’t even know it happened!” Everyone giggles. Except me. Shit.. I need to get Butters away from Eric.
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School felt so long. Butters ended up not being here, thank god. But Cartman will still get him over to his place. I might just have to show up at the right time and stop it.
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I’m already outside of Butters’ house. These bushes are so itchy, and I can just feel the bugs crawling on me. But that’s not my issue. I’m not even sure Cartman is here yet. Butters is just studying, so I guess not. He looks so cute, all focused and- what the fuck am I thinking?
Is that Eric’s car? Okay.. Okay.. I’m so worried for Butters. At least I have a clear view of his room.
Eric steps into his room, and they greet each other and talk for a moment. It’s already so late, I feel like I might sleep right here. Wait- what is Eric doing? Holy shit, he’s really gonna get Butters to suck him off!
I ran out of the bushes, wiping off leaves that stuck to me. Thankfully the door hadn’t been locked just yet, and I make it upstairs. Swinging the door open, Eric looks at me.
“Kenneh?! What the fuck?”
“I sh’uld be th’ one s’ying th’t! (I should be the one saying that!)”
“Get out! I almost got the picture!”
I storm over to Eric and Butters, pulling them apart. Eric pulls up his pants and Butters lifts his blindfold. And of course, perfect timing, Eric hadn’t fully covered himself before Stephen walked in. Fuuuuccckkkk you.
“B-BUTTERS?! What are you doing?! Holy shit- what would god think!”
Eric stammers, getting Stephen’s attention. “S-sir.. Butters forced himself onto me.. hic.. a-and he tried to do this.. I’m straight, Butters!” I can see his smug ass pinching himself to make his tears flow. “And Kenneh wanted to watch!”
Stephen consoles Eric for a moment before forcing me out. He didn’t even give me any time to explain myself..
I watch Eric walk out behind me, wiping his tears. “What can I say? I’m a lying master!”
I ignored him but let out a low grumble, walking back home. Once I opened the door, my father was waiting for me. “Kenny. We need to talk.”
“Ab’’t wh’t? (About what?)” Shutting the door behind me, I sit at the table next to my dad.
“One of your friend’s fathers called me and told me you were watching gay porn with your little buddy.”
“Th’ts N’T wh’t h’ppen’d at ‘ll! (That’s NOT what happened at all!)”
“Don’t lie to me!” He clears his throat. “He recommended that I send you to a conversion camp to get you away from this. You’re leaving for it tomorrow at noon.”
I sat there in shock as I watched him walk away. What? A conversion camp? But why? I’m not gay!