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1. I’m Not Interested in Poker (But I’m Betting on You) by slushyluvrr

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Nara Shikamaru
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Smut
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Uchiha Sasuke-centric
   • One Night Stands
   • Mutual Pining
   • Sasuke has no self awareness
   • no beta we die like sasukes heterosexuality
   • Sasuke needs a cigarette
   • Boys Kissing
   • Idiots in Love
   • One shot split into two chapters
   • Altered Mental States
   • Anal Sex
   • Porn With Plot
   • Eventual Smut
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff
   • One Shot
   • Bottom Uchiha Sasuke
   • Top Uzumaki Naruto

   Summary

   Ah.

   So that was it. Naruto was hitting on him. The word pretty echoed back in his mind as Sasuke dragged on the cigarette.

   He wasn’t gay, so he’d have to let him down easy. The poor guy was all nerves. Sasuke couldn’t bear to hurt him. Maybe the alcohol had made him too soft, but Naruto had saved him with nicotine.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,694

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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