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Overblot Therapy
Princess of Roses
> Sometimes Ace says some weird ass bullshit, and all I can do is close my eyes and try not to slap him.
Ragged Sorcerer
> I HAVE to ask why you have so much beef with Ace
Princess of Roses
> He reminds me of Alice.
Ragged Sorcerer
> oh
> Yeah if I met someone that reminded me of like- I don't know actually I can't say anyone other than either of my past incarnations.
> If I met someone that reminded me of Jasmine, maybe, I think I'd have a stroke. Different stroke than you, but I get it.
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> I'm fairly certain Prince Riel is Princess Ariel already, and I do despise him and his naivety. It's stupid, really.
Kingly Man
> i think youre the only person that didnt know someone that reminded you of the bane of your existence before NRC, queenie
Princess of Roses
> Ah.
> I suppose that is true, isn't it? A shame for me, then, I don't have as much practice ignoring it like the two of you do.
> I... Don't think you count Jamil, no offense. You're just you.
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> I think the most jarring part was regaining my memories mid-overblot and realizing why I always found certain people either important or annoying.
Kingly Man
> oh definitely
Ragged Sorcerer
> I think the thing I hated most was realizing I was living all the same things again
> WHY am I, the reincarnation of an apparently celebrated sorcerer, serving a merchant family?? Not even ROYALTY smh
Princess of Roses
> You do not want to work for royalty, Jamil. We are nightmares.
Kingly Man
> yeahhhh
Ragged Sorcerer
> Riddle you aren't even royalty in this life.
Princess of Roses
> But I was previously, I still have the memories.
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> I was technically royalty??? I was disowned so like- I don't think I count, but my first childhood had the right memories.
Kingly Man
> oh shit
> i forget you were technically princess back then before your dad banished you
> it was him, right?
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> I can't even remember at this point.
Princess of Roses
> Hm.
> Wait, now that I think about it...
> I think there's a chance Ace is, indeed, a reincarnation of Alice?
> Do you guys get that feeling with anyone you know?
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> The twins.
> But I also know I'm right, sooo
Ragged Sorcerer
> That's fair.
> I think Kalim is the old sultan's reincarnation. He's dumb like the guy was, and otherwise looks EXACTLY like him
Princess of Roses
> I know Che'Nya is definitely Cheshire.
> Actually he may not be a reincarnation, the one time I saw Cheshire's human form he looked exactly like him.
> Either his genetics are powerful or that is just the same man haunting me.
Kingly Man
> werent you guys childhood friends?
Princess of Roses
> Oh yeah.
> Good genetics then, I guess.
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> Oh, fuck
> Housewarden chat, you two.
> Sorry, Jamil, we'll keep you posted afterwards
Ragged Sorcerer
> Nah, you're good, thanks.
~+~
Housewardens + Crowley
Headmage
> Children! I have an important announcement!
Vil
> Yes, Headmage?
Riddle
> Headmage Crowley.
Azul
> Hello, sir.
Leona
> sup
Malleus
> I am present, sir. Glad to be, this time.
Riddle
> We're glad you're catching this as well, Malleus.
Kalim
> Mhm!
> Also!! I am here!!
Idia
> .
Yuu
> Sir?
> Did something happen?
Headmage
> Nothing bad, my darlings!
> I have just created a wonderful idea!
Idia
> scary
Riddle
> Yes, it is...
Leona
> uhhh
Yuu
> I mean no offense Headmage, but...
> Your ideas in the past have been, uhm. Not the best?
Headmage
> Nonsense!
> I have worked together with some of the best for this one to come to fruition!
Vil
> And "this" is, sir?
Headmage
> I was told that the best way to help improve relations and communication are trust exercises, and one that I have heard good things about is sharing secrets!
> So, working with some of the best of the best, I have devised a way to help all of you housewardens and your most trusted get closer!
Leona
> what
Kalim
> I'm actually scared of what you're going to do!
Idia
> ts will NOT end well chat
Malleus
> Is this a good idea, Headmage Crowley?
Headmage
> Of course it is!
> And worry not, I will be setting it up for all of you! How magnanimous and benevolent I am!
~+~
Overblot Therapy
Princess of Roses
> Oh, we're FUCKED fucked this time.
Jagged Sorcerer
> ???
> What's happening?
Kingly Man
> headmage is talking about a "secret sharing" event or something between housewardens and their most trusted
Jagged Sorcerer
> Oh fuck
~+~
Housewardens + Crowley
Vil
> And what, pray tell, is this event supposed to be?
> Chose your words carefully, you are on very thin ice with this.
Headmage
> You shall see shortly, fear not my dears!
Kalim
> I'm gonna puke
Idia
> fr
> 😨
Yuu
> Can I kill him?
> Please?
Riddle
> I'm tempted to say yes...
~+~
Secret's Game !
Dire Crowley has created the chatroom
Dire Crowley has added 10+ users
Dire Crowley has changed 10+ nicknames
Headmage Crowley has hidden user profiles
Headmage Crowley
> Ta-da!
> A brand new trust exercise between students!
> If you reveal your own nickname, we do have backups, and depending on the person the backup can be worse, so keep that in mind please!
> If one person is reset, everyone is reset. Just to make that clear.
Half-Fae (Firefly Genes)
> Oh fuck.
> Oh fuck.
Killed Someone For A Brownie Once
> This cannot be healthy.
> ..
> Ah.
> I. Forgot I did that.
Killed Himself In A Past Life (Double Reincarnation)
> Oh!
> Oh.
Begged The Professors To Hide His Grades (We Agreed)
> HI YEAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NAMES
> I MEAN YEAH MINE IS WEIRD BUT I DON'T THINK I'M ALL TOO UPSET WHEN APPARENTLY THOSE ARE OPTIONS HERE ?????
Overblot As A Child (Six)
> I would like to resign from whatever the fuck this is
> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH DID NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THAT EVENT !!!
Overblot As A Child (Twelve)
> WAIT TWINS
> LITERALLYYYYY
Overblot As A Child (Six)
> Wait holy shit......
> Bad. Ass.
Cannibal (Unwilling)
> That is not badass, i fear
> OH HAHA WOW I GUESS IM NOT EATING MEAT FOR THE NEXT HOWEVER LONG THIS IS MY USERNAME
Was Cannibalized Once
> ouch
> OUCH
Knew Everyone At NRC Before Meeting Them
> HOW MUCH CANNIBALISM IS HAPPENING AT THIS SCHOOL??????
> Oh
> Did not know the staff had found this out somehow
> Okay then !
Begged The Professors To Hide His Grades (We Agreed)
> Please tell me that you are Rook
Knew Everyone At NRC Before Meeting Them
> Unfortunately not...
Begged The Professors To Hide His Grades (We Agreed)
> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SCHOOL????
Murdered Everyone Arranged To Marry Him
> Mine shouldn't be too bad, I don't think!
> Oh
> Damn okay fuck you crowley
Begged The Professors To Hide His Grades (We Agreed)
> WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
Can Legally Perform Plastic Surgery
> I've honestly got nothing to hide.
> OH MY GOD AKJFVDAJAWD
> I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT TO BE MY SECRET
Technically Qualifies As International Royalty Via Bloodlines
> @everyone Can we please get everyone to say here, please? Including those that have spoken.
> For an example:
> Here.
Murdered Everyone Arranged To Marry Him
> Here
Can Turn His Head 360 Degrees
> Here!
Cannibal (Unwilling)
> here (i hate this i might never talk in here again) (never more than one message at the least now)
Blew Up A Car On Accident (Twice)
> Here...?
> Oh thank god
Knew Everyone At NRC Before Meeting Them
> Here!
A Trained Torture Expert
> Here.
> Ah...
Killed Someone For A Brownie Once
> Here, unfortunately.
Tried To Seduce His Rival (Failed Due To Rival’s Active Relationship)
> I'm not sure why I'm here, but I am!
> Oh yeah! I did do that lol
Cannibal (Willing)
> I am present too.
Cannibal (Unwilling)
> I pray I\you and I don't ever eat a meal together.
Cannibal (Willing)
> It's been a while, worry not.
Overblot As A Child (Twelve)
> supppp
Half-Fae (Firefly Genes)
> I'm here.
Was Cannibalized Once
> here despite my desire to murder someone
Killed Himself In A Past Life (Double Reincarnation)
> Yeahhhh I'm here
Stalks Leona Regularly
> Present.
Was Cannibalized Once
> okay you have to be rook
Stalks Leona Regularly
> No.
Begged The Professors To Hide His Grades (We Agreed)
> I'M HERE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SCHOOL WHY DID I STUDY SO HARD TO GET IN HERE ????
Almost Got Convicted Of Attempted Murder
> Hello?
> Oh, I did do that huh.
Gave A Man Rabies As A Child
> Hi
> Meh, not the worst thing
Has An Innate Fear Of Ortho
> I am here!
> .
> Nobody was supposed to know this.
Overblot As A Child (Six)
> Sup
Refuses To Eat Strawberries (Eats Fried Eel Regularly)
> HIIIIII
> Well duh !!!
Cannibal (Willing)
> Well I know who you are.
Might Be Turning Into A Nymph
> hi?
> oh i didnt know that
Married To Headmage Crowley
> Ooooh, I know who you are!
> I'm what.
> Dire Crowley what the fuck is this.
Headmage Crowley
> Next people! Let's move on now!
Married To Headmage Crowley
> Crowley.
Can Legally Perform Plastic Surgery
> Right...
> Here ?
Eldritch Deity That Choses To Be Reborn Every So Often
> Heyyyy!!
> OOOH YOU LEARNED THE SPICY STUFF EHHH?? Nice :))
Headmage Crowley
> That should be everyone! Wonderful!
Begged The Professors To Hide His Grades (We Agreed)
> I hate this school. I shouldn't have applied here.