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Edward Mercer was, for the most part, a well disciplined and hard working student. This was, in spite of Gordon's tomfoolery.
"ED!!!!!!!!!" Gordon shouted at the top of his lungs in the dead middle of the classroom, causing every head in the room to turn towards him, and Ed to jump out of his seat.
"Malloy," their professor said. "What the fuck are you screaming about?"
"Professor, I need to step outside with Ed for a moment," Gordon replied.
"No."
"I'm gay."
"I'm aware, now sit your hairy ginger butt down and stop disrupting my class," their poor professor raised an eyebrow.
"How do you know what color my butt hair is!?" Gordon banged his fists on the table he was 5 seconds away from flipping. Ed grabbed his arm.
"Gordon, what's wrong?" Ed finally asked.
The writer didn't know what the hell they were typing, or what this fic was supposed to be about. Really, they should have been paying attention in class.
"Follow me, Ed, we're leaving," Gordon insisted, grabbing Ed's arm back and tugging on it. Ed let out a sigh of resignation and finally stood up, glancing over at the confused and exasperated professor before silently following Gordon out of the room. Ed shut the door behind them and stepped out of the doors window view, now looking Gordon in the eye. But before he could ask Gordon what the hell he screamed at the top of his lungs in the middle of class for, Gordon grabbed his face, pulled him in, and crashed their lips together like 2 runaway trains hitting each other at full force. The ginger kissed him like their very lives depended on it, moving his hands back farther tangeling his hands in Ed's darker hair and holding him. In spite of his shock, Ed kissed his boyfriend back, holding his back gently - then he felt Gordon run his tongue over his bottom lip. He lowered his bottom lip and felt Gordon's tongue enter him, rubbing their tongues together. Do you think the people behind me and beside me are reading what I'm writing?
A loud cough interrupted their snogging. They pulled away from each other to look at who was so rudely interrupting them. She was a 50 foot and one inch tall giant that had put a giant hole in the ceiling and roof where she had walked down the hallways.
"LET'S GET READY TOOOO RUMBLEEEEEEEE!"
The giant pulled out a giant sized pistol, and shot and killed them both. They then came back to life via plot armor. Then the writer went back to paying attention in class.