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1. I'll Be Lucky Someday by VivianLuo

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Capitano/Ororon (Genshin Impact)
   • Capitano (Genshin Impact)
   • Ororon (Genshin Impact)
   • Prostitution
   • Methamphetamine
   • Drug Dealing
   • Age Difference
   • Character Death
   • Dismemberment
   • Despite the tags none of this stuff is especially explicit
   • Inspired by Breaking Bad
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Capitano is Called Thrain (Genshin Impact)
   • Top Capitano/Bottom Ororon (Genshin Impact)
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • gratuitous mentions of brand names
   • Out of Character
   • the author does not know anything about crime or chemistry

   Summary

   A lonely middle-aged man and a prostitute team up to become the best meth cooks of the Southeast.

   They are not.

   ~~
   A.K.A. Capitano and Ororon break bad

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,470

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   22

   Bookmarks:

   4

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