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POLAR HALL 3RD FLOOR (OFFICIAL)
August 30th, 2:23 PM
George Russell added Andrea Antonelli, Gabriel Borteleto Oliveira, Isack Hadjar, Franco Colapinto, Oliver Bearman, Liam Lawson, and Valtteri Bottas to the chat!
George Russell
I have just added all of the new people that are moving into this floor into our personal 3rd floor chat. Everyone wish them a warm welcome!
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POLAR HALL 3RD FLOOR (UNOFFICIAL)
August 30th, 2:26 PM
George added Andrea Antonelli, Gabriel Borteleto Oliveira, Isack Hadjar, Franco Colapinto, Oliver Bearman, Liam Lawson, and Valtteri Bottas to the chat!
George
This is where everyone actually texts. Say hi to everyone.
landito
hi to everyone
George
🙄
Andrea Antonelli
Why is there a different group chat?
Oscar P.
because the other one is monitored by administration
Andrea Antonelli has changed their name to Kimi
Kimi
Ah makes sense
Hello, I am Kimi
I am a freshman
maximilian
is that valtteri fucking bottas i see
Valtteri Bottas
Hi
Sir Lewis Hamilton
He’s moved back in with me!
maximilian
and you decided to tell none of us
George
Don’t act like you care that much Max
Gabriel Borteleto Oliveira has changed their name to gabi
gabi
hello, i’m gabi! i am living with nico
maximilian
hulkenberg, right. we are talking about hulkenberg
landito
max who els would it be
Sir Lewis Hamilton is typing…
landito
oh good god nevermind pls stop typing
Oscar P.
are you all incoming freshman?
Isack Hadjar
no im a sophomore
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Liam Lawson has changed his name to liam
liam
i am a junior
newbies
August 30th, 2:45 PM
mean kiwi
do you guys think max will recognize me
frenchie
why would he? you guys were group mates for one class in freshman year b4 you dropped out
kimi
Yes I think you will be ok
COLAPINTOOOO
OH MY GOD IT'S LEWIS FUCKING HAMILTON
POLAR HALL 3RD FLOOR (UNOFFICIAL)
August 30th, 2:47 PM
maximilian
wait i know you
newbies
August 30th, 2:48 PM
mean kiwi
SHIT
POLAR HALL 3RD FLOOR (UNOFFICIAL)
August 30th, 2:50 PM
maximilian
you were in my intro to psych class right?
liam
oh haha yeah good to know i know someone
maximilian
you disappeared after one class where did you go
Charles
Hello, new people!
My name is Charles Leclerc. It is good to meet you!
maximilian
nvmd actually i don’t care
hi charles
Charles
You are not new Max
But hello
Isack Hadjar has changed their name to isack h.
isack h.
hello
estie bestie
You are French.
isack h.
what the fuck
estie bestie
Am I incorrect
isack h.
no but that was quick
you clocked me quick
estie bestie
I am Esteban
Good to meet you all
Hello fellow French
isack h.
???? hi?????
Franco Colapinto has changed their name to franco ✨
franco ✨
hello! i am franco colapinto! i am a fashion design major from argentina!
Sir Lewis Hamilton
Ah, an upcoming fashion design major! Good to know we aren’t a dying breed 😁
newbies
August 30th, 3:02 PM
COLAPINTOOO
i thin k i just died and came back to lifenohmygod
frenchie
jesus christ don’t cream yourself
ollie
i think it may be too late
kimi
Who is Lewis Hamilton?
COLAPINTOOO
only the greatest up and coming fashion designer on earth
most beautiful man on earth too
i can’t believe my plan worked
mean kiwi
i dont think any of us can believe you got us all on the SAME FLOOR with YOUR idol
not that im complaining
tung tung
you are always complaining
mean kiwi
ok kys
COLAPINTOOO
i got you a room with isack why do you complain
mean kiwi
oh i guess thats good yeah thanks yeah
frenchie
liam did u want a room with me????? how sweeeeeet
mean kiwi
shut up
frenchie
didn’t tell me to kill myself so i say thats an improvement
kimi
He may love you
mean kiwi
kys
ollie
i will murder your family liam
mean kiwi edited “kys” to say “kms”
ollie
better thank you
POLAR HALL 3RD FLOOR (UNOFFICIAL)
August 30th, 3:06 PM
zoo man
Hi, I’m Alex!
If you like animals hit me up, I have tons of cats to pet :)
George
One may say too many.
landito
and who would say that george
George
One.
zoo man
You live with me George why do you complain
maximilian
i also have cats
Oliver Bearman has changed their name to ollie b.
ollie b.
does this dorm allow pets? i am Ollie by the way! english major
Spain Man
No, it does not.
landito
oh nice to see tou finally pop ijn
Spain Man
Hello I am Carlos. Please ignore Lando.
landito
neber ignore me i am the best and funniest
Oscar P.
almost always ignore lando
landito
OSCAAAAA I AM OFFENDED
u never ignore me
Oscar P.
it’s hard not to
Oscar P. has deleted a message.
Oscar P.
i try to but you’re very loud
landito
what was that
what did you say
Nico H.
I am Nico. It is nice to see new faces around!
George
Now that introductions are out of the way…
landito
wait what did osc say
George
I am George, your RA. I expect to have a great year with all of us!
Please feel free to use this chat whenever you need. We all do very frequently.
If you cannot tell we are all quite close here.
landito
if noone tells me what osc said im gonna screamloudly
another nosiecomplaint will come
Oscar P.
ok fine ill come tell you lan
newbies
August 30th, 3:20 PM
ollie
they’re gay right?
kimi
Yes
tung tung
speaking of gay
guys i may be into older guys
mean kiwi
oh my god do not tell me you’ve fallen for your roommate
tung tung
nico is so hot
oh well bad news for you liam
he will be mine
frenchie
you jealous liam?
mean kiwi
fuck no
just mad we will be subjected to this
we all know how gabi gets
tung tung
i am too preoccupied by my older roommate’s beauty to even acknowledge that dig
do you guys think i have a chance
mean kiwi
no
frenchie
no
ollie
no
kimi
No
COLAPINTOOO
yes
tung tung
OK FRANCO LETS BE BESTIESSSS
frenchie
he is only saying that because he is also delusional
wants to be with an old ass man too
COLAPINTOOO
SHUT UP he’s only 42 😏🤭
kimi
How old is Nico
tung tung
idk lemme ask
frenchie
ARE YOU THIRSTING ABOUT HIM TO US RIGHT NEXT TO HIM
mean kiwi
are we even surprised
tung tung
hes 38!!
ollie
oh my god how is he younger than lewis
tung tung
doesn’t look a day over 30
kimi
Sure Gabs
Whatever you say I guess
frenchie
jesus you got the nicest one of us being mean as hell
mean kiwi
you two need a lobotomy