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    Ilya is… well, Ilya.

    Everyone in the hockey world knows him.

    The Russian menace. Killer on ice, even worse on sight.

    Their friends and family know more than others.

    The best captain. Perceptive, funny, a hidden softie.

    But Shane knows him most.

    Which kills him sometimes, because people so wildly underestimate just how good his husband actually is. He gets that it’s all jokes, harmless chirping, and Ilya also doesn’t care. But it starts getting annoying when people talk like Shane could “do better.”

    Better than Ilya? The ILYA? He wants to scream in their faces.

    But Shance can’t, so he’s going to scream into the void instead. Except somehow this void grows to 2 million followers in a week, and Shane has never been good at being subtle.

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