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1. I won't get to heaven (why not raise a little hell?) by cryptidgenderman

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Lucifer (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   29 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Chloe Decker/Lucifer Morningstar
   • Eve/Mazikeen (Lucifer TV)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV)
   • Chloe Decker
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Ella Lopez
   • Warlock Dowling
   • Dan Espinoza
   • Mazikeen (Lucifer TV)
   • Metatron (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • like it is so dead
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Substance Abuse
   • Depression
   • Post-Season/Series 02
   • Murder Mystery
   • Brutal Murder
   • Demonic Possession
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Crossover
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Post-Season/Series 04
   • Crowley Needs Therapy (Good Omens)
   • Written Before Good Omens Season 3

   Summary

   Aziraphale was gone. Just. Gone. After 6000, you get used to having someone around you, with you.

   Change is hard on everybody, you know? So when the guy you've been friends with since the dawn of creation, who you also may or may not be in love with, who you're extremely fucking furious at, who you actually maybe deep deep down don't hate as much as you tell everyone, disappears, it's going to be hard to wrap your head around the fact you're never going to see him again.

   Well, if he actually stayed away, that is.

   OR: Crowley goes to America to kill himself after the events of S2 only to end up as the prime suspect in the LAPD's investigation of the murder of Harriet and Thaddeus Dowling.

   Oh, and Warlock is missing too

   Title from 'Raise A Little Hell' from the musical 'Bonnie and Clyde'

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   70,442

   Chapters:

   17/33

   Comments:

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