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1. Who The F*ck Sent Narcissa Malfoy Flowers?! by SerpentsandSkulls

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter
   • Neville Longbottom/Ginny Weasley
   • Gregory Goyle/Luna Lovegood
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy/Mystery
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Gregory Goyle
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Mystery Character
   • Texting Fic
   • Texting
   • Draco Malfoy is Dramatic
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Protective Draco Malfoy
   • for Narcissa
   • Theodore Nott is a Little Shit
   • Chaotic Group Chats
   • Established Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Humour
   • Fluff
   • Light Angst
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Everyone is sassy
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Lucius Malfoy Bashing
   • POV of Mystery Character
   • Implied/Referenced Domestic Abuse
   • implied panic attack
   • Mild Gore
   • Hermione Granger is So Done
   • Healer Hermione Granger
   • Implied/Referenced Physical Assault
   • Animal Abuse
   • But I promise not in the way you think and no animals are harmed seriously or die
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Explicit Language

   Summary

   Draco becomes distraught when someone sends his mother flowers, and she won’t tell him who. Chaos ensues in the form of texting.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,222

   Chapters:

   6/7

   Comments:

   49

   Kudos:

   56

   Bookmarks:

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