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1. The Decennial Date by luscious_lover

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Rita Skeeter
   • Smut
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Severus Snape Lives
   • severus snape eats pussy like it's his job
   • Rolled Sleeves Agenda
   • Mutual Pining
   • Sexual Tension
   • Grinding
   • Couch Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Creampie
   • Hermione Granger Has a Competence Kink
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Happily Ever After
   • Inappropriate use of The Daily Prophet
   • Just a Hint of Breeding Kink

   Summary

   When Severus Snape overhears Hermione griping about all of her ex-lovers attending the memorial ball, he makes her an offer... Fake a relationship for the evening, fool their admirers, walk away clean. It's just one night of performance. What could possibly go wrong?

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   English

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