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People @people
Congratulations to Rose Landry’s Ex, Ottawa Centaurs Star, who celebrated his win with music, dancing, and champagne in a star-studded night out! Read More
Photo 1:
[Shane Hollander is seen doubled over with laughter next to a smiling Rose Landry and one of her co-stars. They’re all seated in the VIP section of a Nashville club. Landry is dressed in a custom, sequined Centaur’s jersey with the numbers 81 and 24 on the left and right sleeves.]
Photo 2:
[Shane Hollander is lying across both Ilya Rozanov and Rose Landry’s laps with his eyes closed and a sleepy smile on his face. Both Rozanov and Landry seem engrossed in conversation.]
↳Ride the Rose🌹@landryfanatic
Rose! OMG she looks so pretty 😍
↳↳in Lands we trust @duvalthesmall
The Hollander/Landry bestie-ism is something I didn’t know I needed tbh
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
LMAo nawt Ilya and Rose trading tips 💀
↳↳hollanov on top @ itsashutout46
well they shared a tip at one point lol
↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
😭😭😭😭😭
↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @ hockeyismylife46
Calling him Rose Landry’s ex, even after winning the Stanley Cup People Magazine you’re not seeing heaven
Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Look who I saw out last night 👀
Photo 1:
[Angled from above: the photo blurrily captures a victorious Ilya and Shane Hollander-Rozanov entering a Nashville nightclub with several of their Ottawa Centaurs teammates. Rozanov is in the front, leading the group, with Hollander close behind. The two appear to be holding hands.]
↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
DELETE
↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl
Put this in the google drive before Mama Hollander scrubs it 😩
↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
AHHH they look so good!!
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
girl they look like bigfoot
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
those are MY fucking champions
↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
suprised they made time to go out lol
↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
lol def thought they’d be behind a locked door rn
↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
gotta celebrate with the team first yaknow
TMZ @TMZ
First husbands of hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, seen steamily celebrating their Stanley Cup victory in Nashville club! Videos Below:
Video 1:
[Captured from above: shaky video depicts Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov entering a Nashville nightclub to loud cheering and camera flashes. They’re holding hands with Rozanov waving as they weave through the crowd. Hollander is leaned against his back, pulled in close.]
Video 2:
[Captured from ground level: Ilya Rozanov bends his knees until he’s almost kneeling on the floor while a smiling Shane Hollander holds a bottle, pouring champagne into Rozanov’s mouth. The other Centaurs and fans are cheering around them.]
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
oh???
↳hollanov on top @ itsashutout46
who took this video!? to the front IMMEDIATELY!!!!
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻 @mrsraiders81
Ilya Rozanov on his knees….Shane thank you for the food….
↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Remember when everyone said Shane was gonna make Ilya boring LMAO
↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout21
That man is right where he wants to be
↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
you know Shane is going to say this is AI when he wakes up
↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout21
tweet loading as we speak 🤣
↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
king is gonna deny this immediately lmao
↳↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
Ilya ain’t denying shit 😆
↳↳↳↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Lmao look at that man’s face he’ll do whatever Shane tells him to do
Image Insert: [Cropped version of the same photo with a close-up on Ilya’s face. His eyes are locked on Shane]
↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl
When I said Boston losing Ilya Rozanov would directly impact the local bottle girl economy—this is what I meant
↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex
Shane Hollander: A man in a woman-dominated field 😩
↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
he had to be a saint in a past life because Hollander is obviously one of God’s faves
Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
Hollander finally cuts loose? Looks like hockey’s Golden Boy is finally embracing his wild side!: read more
Video 1:
[Captured from above: Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are seen swaying on the dance floor. Hollander’s back is pressed tightly to Rozanov’s front, his arms raised and reaching back to wrap around Rozanov's neck and shoulders. Rozanov’s hands are on Hollander’s hips, grinding back and forth to the music. Hollander appears to sigh, his head falling back against Rozanov’s shoulder.]
Video 2:
[Captured from above: Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov still swaying on the dancefloor. They’re facing each other now, Hollander with his head bowed forward, resting against Rozanov’s chest. He can be heard laughing before standing up fully and wrapping his arms tightly around Rozanov’s neck. Rozanov lifts him slightly off the floor, twirling him around in a circle on the dancefloor.]
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
SHANATHAN
↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
bestie take this down omg
↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
girl it already left containment 😭
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
oh baby this is NASTY
↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
there literally just dancing???
↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
they’re*
↳Shayden Truther @shaydenlives2435
I fear our boy is lost to us forever
↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @ imonlyhereforhollander
yeah he’s gone 😔
↳↳↳24♥️35 @allaboutshayden
perservere babes divorces happen all the time
↳↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout21
CHOKE
↳↳↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
the shayden psychosis strikes again lmao
↳↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
no cup AND no shane, hayden pike found dead in montreal 🥴
↳↳↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
Pike’s literally married????
↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
Shane come home the kids (montreal fans) miss you
↳↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996
no tf we don’t fuck Hollander
↳↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
I’m trying, shit
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
they got my baby from multiple angles, aw hell 😩
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
nah fr who had all these cameras in the club bring ‘em here
↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
lord they had A TIME last night
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
I know Shane is looking at these videos embarrassed asl
↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
wym baby thats AI
↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Lmao is this Shane’s burner??
↳arianators do it best @fefyfofum
you know I didn’t see it before but I get it now. All aboard the Hollanov train 🚂
↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout2
welcome to the right side of history
↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
alexa play drunk in love
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
very much that
Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
Photo 1:
[Captured from ground level: Shane Hollander is thrown in a fireman’s carry over Ilya Rozanov’s shoulder. Rozanov is holding him with one arm. Hollander is propping himself up and smiling, mouth open with laughter.]
↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov
Shane has NEVER acted like this! Rozanov is such a bad influence
↳↳24 ⛔ 81 @metrosforhollander
No forreal!!!!!! Shane isn’t a fucking object. Put him down!!!!
↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout2
lmao VIRGIN
↳↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Right Shane’s giggling and kicking his feet he’s FINE
↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
we ain’t seeing them for days I fear
↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
god knew not to give Shane Hollander a uterus, otherwise he’d never be outside
↳↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
doesnt mean Ilya ain’t trying
↳↳↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
shit the way Shane’s smiling, he might be successful
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻 @ mrsraiders81
one arm c’mon 🫦
↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
I think he’s using both????
↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻 @ mrsraiders81
that 2nd hand is just gripping cheeks it is not load-bearing
Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip
Photo 1:
[Captured from ground level: Ilya Rozanov seated is seated in the VIP section, one hand holding a glass of what appears to be liquor and the other, wrapped around pulling a standing Shane Hollander towards him. He’s resting his head with his eyes closed against the meat of Hollander’s ass. One of Hollander’s hands is resting on his head while he talks with an also standing Rose Landry.]
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻 @ mrsraiders81
oh he’s an eater
↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout2
the blind items could’ve told you that
↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
guys stop posting shane’s gonna kill us 😩
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
like please, he’s just now doing press. we’re never gonna see him again
↳↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
he’s gonna be in the house forever, bestie let’s enjoy what we have
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
has shane’s ass always been that fat good googly moogly 👀
↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife4
brb googling how to destiny swap with ilya Rozanov
↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally
they were actually cutting up i’m honestly gagged
↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻 @ mrsraiders81
oh to have ilya Rozanov’s face up against one’s ass
Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
morning of champions ☀️🏆
[Mirror Selfie: Ilya Rozanov is posed in what appears to be a hotel gym. He’s shirtless standing next to a weight rack, one arm raised in a bicep curl, the other holding his phone. His hair is messy. There are scratches visible on the tops of his shoulders.]
↳No It IS That Serious🏒@hockeyismylife
BESTIE DELETE
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
lmao Shane still asleep huh 🤭
↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin
won the cup. got drunk. got cracked. ilya Rozanov you greedy mf
↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
like gluttony is a SIN
Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
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↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
LMAO Shane woke up, huh???
Shane Hollander-Rozanov @Real_ShaneHollander
AI has really gotten out of control! We need our leaders to do something about this.
↳No It IS That Serious🏒@hockeyismylife
sister—
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
lmao shane
↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally
mama they got you on candid camera idk
↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
if dad says it’s AI…it’s AI
Bonus:
Harris Drover @ HarrisDrover
[A snapchat photo of Troy Barrett still in bed with messy hair and a look of concern on his face. He's wearing a hoodie with the hood up, and the blanket is pulled up to his chin. Text across the photo reads "Missed everything".]
↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Dad says it’s AI!!!!