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TMZ @TMZ
Hockey’s favorite lovebirds run into car trouble while out on the town for Valentine’s Day! Looks like love is still very much in the air! Photos attached:
[A black Escalade pulled over on the side of the road with its back doors open. The dome light is on, illuminating the interior of the vehicle and its occupants: A driver and Ottawa Centaurs stars Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rosanov. The Hollander-Rosanov’s are obviously both dressed for an event.]
Its Hole-ander actually @ hollalujah
no this suit is crazy Shane looks tew gewd 😍
↳Jelly Belly @ gearheadbi
i love all the jewelry he's been wearing lately!! Seems like he can finally be himself
[A visibly tipsy and smiling Shane Hollander, dressed in a powder blue ensemble, is bent over, half in the back seat as if looking for something. There’s a large bouquet of roses lying across the seat. Ilya Rosanov is standing outside on the other side of the car holding his cell phone to his ear.]
Hollander’s #1 Girl @ allabout24
drinking during the season? Rosanov is still the WORST influence I see
↳ Shelly 🏒 @ gearheadgirl
yeah, Rozy taking his husband out on valentines and making sure he’s good?? Such a bad influence for sure
↳ Dream Girl 🌈@putflorenceon
oh no shanes having fun on a couple's holiday with husband how will we cope???
↳↳ Jelly Belly @ gearheadbi
will there be school????
Cents Stan @ centsoncentsoncents
oh my Shanie is TURNT live it up babes
No It IS That Serious 🏒 @ hockeyismylife46
Look at his sluttly lil scarf Shane Hollander i’m in your WALLS
↳ Shane Hollander’s left tit @ lilylaughsart
And the EARING! When did Shane pierce his ears????/
↳↳ No It IS That Serious 🏒@ hockeyismylife46
That earring is actually a crime against me specifically 😭
Ex Montreal Stan @ imonlyhereforhollander
See how we left Montreal and immediately glowed up?? Yup!
↳ caecilia 🙂@ caellysworld
Got the man. Got the Cup. The dog. The house. Bitch I’d be smiling too
↳↳ let my cens fight @ censgoaliestan
revenge body revenge outfit revenge goals revenge husband—
[Ilya Rosanov, obviously spotting the camera, has moved his body to block the view of Shane, hand raised to give the paparazzi the middle finger.]
No It IS That Serious 🏒 @ hockeyismylife46
oh he doesn’t playyyyyy honey
↳ ally 🏒 @ allywallypally
lmao Hollander has scary dog privilege for sure
Ra Ra Rosanov 🐻 @ mrsraiders81
and just like that I’m hot under the collar
↳ caecilia 🙂 @ caellysworld
no fr fr 🥵🥵🥵
Boston FTW @ raidersforthwin
Rosanov greedy af I swear
[A second black Escalade has pulled up. Ilya Rosanov has one hand on the door and the other on the back of Shane Hollander’s head, tucking him into the backseat. Shane is holding the bouquet, pink-cheeked and smiling as he slides into the backseat.]
Anya’s secret sister @ allaboutthepuck
that smile….I see you Shane
↳ Its Hole-ander actually @ hollalujah
Ilya tearing that shit up i see. wish that was meeee
↳↳ Anya’s secret sister @ allaboutthepuck
Rozy got him smiling like that….baby we taking that cup home again #back2back
↳↳↳ Cents Stan @ centsoncentsoncents
taking right back! Cup isn't even going to leave Ottawa
hollanov on top @ itsashutout46
bouquet bigger than his HEAD God i see what you're doing for others
↳Its Hole-ander actually @ hollalujah
Ottawa's princess being treated right yup!!
↳↳hollanov on top @ itsashutout21
its what he deserves
Ra Ra Rosanov 🐻 @ mrsraiders81
he'll punch your op on the ice and cover your head off it Ilya Rosanov the man you are
Cents Stan @ centsoncentsoncents
he bought Shane flowers 🥹🥹🥹
↳ No It IS That Serious 🏒 @ hockeyismylife46
no because that makes me so emo Shane works so hard and now he gets to be pampered
↳ Suffering Montreal Fan @ gometrosgoiguess
every time im sad Shane left Montreal i see a picture like this of him smiling and I realize that man did not like us at alllllll 😭😭😭
↳↳ missing the Holz @ metros4hollanov
no fr its so obvious in comparison
↳↳↳ Ex Montreal Stan @ imonlyhereforhollander
he always cheesin with the cens like…what were the metros doing to him in that lockerroom
↳↳↳↳ missing the Holz @ metros4hollanov
id be cheesin too if it got to win trophies with my man tf
↳ Ex Montreal Stan @ imonlyhereforhollander
I think he liked us but def not like he loves the Cens
↳↳ let my cens fight @ censgoaliestan
and the Cens love him we're never giving him back
No It IS That Serious 🏒 @ hockeyismylife46
the smile…Shane im on my knees
↳ Its Hole-ander actually @ hollalujah
girl get up before rosanov beats ur ass
↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @ hockeyismylife46
See i’m into that though