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lily @shanehollanderstop
SHANE HOLLANDER IS PREGNANT
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Weird way to announce that we’re adopting but okay
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
why is this how i find out are you both ill
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
genuinely starting to wonder if you even know how to text in the gc
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Troy Barrett ✓ @TroyBarrettOfficial
please take this down my husband is rocking back and forth in the fetal position
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Harris ✓ @harrisdro
One day of peace. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask for.
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
so he’s allowed to do this but when i come on here and say k¥$ they suspend my account for a week... right right right
lily @shanehollanderstop
SHANE HOLLANDER IS PREGNANT
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
oh he mad as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
…
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
hayden pike is putting ancient egyptian hieroglyphics in my mentions and expecting me to gaf
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
writing death threats like some paleontologist is gonna try to decode them 200 years down the road like 😭😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
both of you can |)!3 btw
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
Сука я тоже так могу ты не особенная
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
ok so fuck you
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
this is literally me don’t even play @pikeplace 
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i hate your ass so much
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
кыс
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
WTF DO SOMETHING @elonmusk @grok @joebiden
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
finding out through ilya’s fucking stan account that him and shane are adopting…we gotta kill them both #whoswithme
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shane 🔒 @notshane
In my defense I told him not to do that
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
well in MY defense who cares like omfg who cares
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
He’s literally that one coworker who’s got to go like it’s his time
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
this is what happens when you don’t pick up my calls
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
you know damn well that you lost that privilege after the third incident of you calling just to spoil the wordle
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
Wordle 1,712 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
answer is shirt
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
you know what
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i’m going to be a godmother wait 😭😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Girl who said 😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
you’re testing me so bad today omfg you leave me no choice
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
shane is a size queen and a slut and i have the text messages to prove it
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Delete this
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Rose
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shane 🔒 @notshane
ROSE LANDRY DELETE THIS
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
it is my god given right as an american to exercise my freedom of speech
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Yeah well I’m about to exercise my God given right as a Canadian to murder you if you don’t delete those texts
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
do you mean the one where you said you like the stretch or the one where you said you like to feel it the next day or the one where
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shane 🔒 @notshane 
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
no keep going #womensvoicesmatter
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
make me godmother and i’ll send you every last screenshot
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
where do i sign
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shane 🔒 @notshane
8 likes on #that tweet
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I do not know a Rose Landry and I do not know why she is lying on my name 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 some fans will do anything for attention amirite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i do recall YOU approaching ME and introducing yourself as a ‘huge fan’...but okay girl whatever works
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shane 🔒 @notshane
They’re putting me on suicide watch because of you I’m serious
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
well you once told me good dick can save lives so i’m sure your husband could help out with that
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shane 🔒 @notshane
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY TAKE THIS DOWN
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
shane hollander you DAWGGGGG
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shane 🔒 @notshane
You guys will believe anything people say on the internet these days
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
she just sent me the screenshot of you saying if sucking dick was a professional sport you’d win MVP every year
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shane 🔒 @notshane
DAMN AI IS CRAZY THESE DAYS 😅😅😅😅
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hal @snoopyhollanov
can we please spin back
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Weird way to announce that we’re adopting but okay
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hal @snoopyhollanov
is this true…@shanehollanderstop am i gonna be an auntie 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️
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lily @shanehollanderstop
girl no 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i mean yes to the adopting no to you being an aunt like gtfo 😭😭😭
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hal @snoopyhollanov
u think u know a guy 😒😒😒
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liana @ilyasgf
girldad ilya girldad ilya girldad ilya girldad ilya…that’s just how it’s gonna have to be idk
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liana @ilyasgf
why is shane hollander in my likes rn
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Likes are private on this app I thought?
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liana @ilyasgf
ok well now u just confirmed that u did like it
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
You can’t prove anything
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bri @shanemallow
everyone be nice to him he is only 3 days old
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
You can’t prove anything
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
I’m 34???
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bri @shanemallow
u make my job so hard man 😭😭😭😭
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lindsey @hollandernation
love this new era of shane interacting with fans but god if he isn’t the most chronically offline mf on planet earth 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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lindsey @hollandernation
and i find it endearing as hell so what does this say about me
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lily @shanehollanderstop
here he comes world 🥹🥹🥹 please be kind to him
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
I’m 34???
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
What does this mean
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lily @shanehollanderstop
don’t worry about it kitten ❤️
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
???
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
LMFAOOOO ILYAAAA 😭😭😭 LEAVE HIM ALONEEE 😭😭😭
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
shane hollander u have left me with no choice but baby u
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brynn @hollanderslut
shane 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚
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lulu @hollulunov
just froze up in the middle of the street cuz i realized they’re gonna take their kid to their games and they’re gonna get to grow up watching their parents build the greatest dynasty in all of MLH history
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mars @cens4life
just realized this is probably all they’ve ever wanted
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
thinking about that one interview from before they even came out where ilya was talking about how much he wants to be a dad one day…
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mars @cens4life
he’s already so good w kids too like remember that one time hayden pike said his kids think ilya’s the coolest person on earth… #suicidebackon
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remi @shanehollandersagent
i will admit that there are days where i realize that hollanov met when they were just teenagers and have lowkey loved each other in some kind of way since day one and on those days it is especially important that i remember to go outside
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hal @snoopyhollanov
let this off season bring me tidings of comfort and girldad hollanov
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
pike your obsession with me is on the jumbotron #DOSOMETHING
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mars @cens4life
he’s already so good w kids too like remember that one time hayden pike said his kids think ilya’s the coolest person on earth… #suicidebackon
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
FAKE NEWS STOP THE COUNT
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
oh okay 😂😂😂😂
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
what’s your deal now omfg
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
today i decided i don’t really like it when shane and ilya come to dinner anymore
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
day 2945 of giving hayden the attention he’s begging for
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
y’all if hayden don’t stfu
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
why does this have SEVEN FUCKING LIKES
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
whole house tired of your bullshit man 😭😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
just found out some very unnerving information
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
looks like someone took their big word of the day pills this morning
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
don’t change the subject you deranged motherfucker
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
wait a damn minute
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
hang on let me check my sources
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
@notshane is it about the
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Yes because Ilya can’t shut up to save his life
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover 
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
genuinely what is your problem 😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace 
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
is this about the time you called shane during off season and he was straight up getting blown by ilya or is this about the other thing
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shane 🔒 @notshane
No yeah I was definitely planning on telling the whole world about this anyways so go ahead and just do it for me I don’t mind
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
thanks for being so understanding 🩷
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I’m going to bomb your house
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
HELLO???? 😭😭😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Thanks for being so understanding 🩷
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
ilya did WHAT while shane was on the phone with WHO
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
and i’d do it again
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
you are sick in the fucking head man idk what to tell you 😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
yes i am told quite often that i am sick at giving head
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
just an entirely new sentence btw
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
wait
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
@rosieposie WHAT OTHER THING
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i’ve been threatened into silence on this matter
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
WHY DO YOU GET TO KNOW AND I DON’T
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
hayden you’re at a 10 right now and you need to be at a 2
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
why do you get to know and i don’t.
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
because women deserve a seat at the table, hayden.
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
you’re right sorry for asking i’ll just never speak again
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover 
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
just wondering who invited you to the conversation
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
shhhh pike you do not have the talking stick right now
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
shane trying to get me to discuss potential baby names again acting like his last three attempts were successful
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
not that i don’t want to choose one but it’s laughable that he expects me not to immediately jump his bones the second he reminds me we’re going to raise a kid together
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
i am so tired of you being allowed to use this app
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
name them hayden jr.
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover 
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
hayden saying i should name my kid after him as if he didn’t have 3000 chances to do that to one of his own kids…it’s just skill issue after skill issue with him i swear 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
you can tell he thought it was a funny joke too like 😭😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
both of you have reserved spots preheating in the 9th circle of hell rn just know that
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
hayden with another zinger 😍
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i mean you can have 5 points for effort i guess 😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
oh my fucking god
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Not this being the funniest thing you’ve said all day 😭😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
where the fuck did you come from hello
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
happy #GetShaneWastedSaturday to everyone who celebrates
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
gonna go slap the shit outta ilya hang on
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
okay 🩷 yay 🩷
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
??? tf you say fuck me for…
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
my family for life…
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
shane cried because you weren’t here for karaoke btw
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
he gets so gay off that vodka omg 😭😭😭
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WIRED ✓ @WIRED
Your favorite hockey playing husbands joined us today to answer some of your most frequently asked questions! Link in bio ;)
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priya @hollander81
OHHHH I’VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE!!!
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liam @rozesarered
i wasn’t even this happy on my wedding day
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emily @troyberet
not all heroes wear capes…
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Shane Hollander Updates @UpdateShane
“I’d rather die.” — Shane on kissing women
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brynn @hollanderslut
he kills me 😭😭😭😭
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
@roselandryyy so messed up. i would never do that to you btw
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
blushing and kicking my feet
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81 
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lulu @hollulunov
everyone give a warm welcome to my new RPF clients 🩷
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
blushing and kicking my feet
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
alternating between watching the new hollanov interview and reading the random conversation between roselana occurring in the shane update account comment section
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bri @shanemallow
‘is shane hollander single’ and ilya’s sitting there looking like he isn’t too opposed to the idea of manslaughter 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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remi @shanehollandersagent
man i knew they didn’t play about each other but like damn they DO NOT PLAY!!!!
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remi @shanehollandersagent
everyone talking about ilya looking crazy when they asked if shane was single can we talk about the look on shane’s face when they asked if ILYA was single…like that is his MAN omg sorry for asking 😭😭😭
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hal @snoopyhollanov
‘do shane hollander and ilya rozanov have any pets’ and here ilya goes again 😭😭😭😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
if you are mean to her you die and go to hell is this what you want for yourself 🫤
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hal @snoopyhollanov
I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING BRUH
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liana @ilyasgf
WHICH ONE OF Y’ALL IS GOOGLING ILYA ROZANOV AND HAYDEN PIKE RELATIONSHIP TIMELINEEISJFDTGLGWLKFJNEA
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lindsey @hollandernation
ilya reading the shayden search result and immediately getting up and leaving the frame while shane is doubled over laughing harder than anyone has in all of history…
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bri @shanemallow
shane telling the camera that ilya and hayden are secretly friends and ilya coming out of nowhere to tackle him to the ground ?????
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remi @shanehollandersagent
FSKDJSDFJ CUZ WHY DID HE
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Shane Hollander Updates @UpdateShane
“Oh, that’s easy. Ilya.” — Shane on who his best friend is :)
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
kind of hysterical over how disgustingly domestic they are does anyone have any lethal drugs on them that i could borrow
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mars @cens4life
can they stop looking at each other like that it makes me feel bad for daring to exist in the world at the same time
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hal @snoopyhollanov
wired ending the interview on the sweetest question ever bruh who wanna take a quick walk down the middle of a busy street with me 😑😑😑
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priya @hollander81
they met when they were just kids and they’ve loved each other the whole time and they always come back to each other and they’re each other’s best friends and and and
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
@HPike COPE 🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻
Shane Hollander Updates @UpdateShane
“Oh, that’s easy, Ilya.” — Shane on who his best friend is :)
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Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
does anyone know if joe biden has a plan for this or
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olivia @shaydentruther
hayden get behind me…
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lily @shanehollanderstop
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olivia @shaydentruther
you are so nasty he has never done anything wrong to you
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
hayden pike called me the f slur 200 times and then said he hopes i get deported back to russia
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olivia @shaydentruther
you are so nasty he has never done anything wrong to you
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
NO I DIDN’T HELLO???????????
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
what’s that? oh you think i should die because i am bisexual? that is so hurtful pike wtf 😕😕😕😕😕
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
you have got to be fucking kidding me
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
ilya really just be saying shit sometimes 😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
some would say i am the next shakespeare
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
‘some’ and it’s just the voices 😭😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
I HAVE NEVER CALLED ILYA ANY SLURS??????
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
last night when i won at call of duty it was like a volcanic eruption of hate crimes
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
LITERALLY ALL I SAID WAS THAT I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS WARM TONIGHT???
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
tomayto tomahto
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i need to buy a gun
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
need shane and ilya to confirm the gender of their child so i can absolutely tear up every shopping mall in north america on their behalf
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I thought I told you that it’s a girl
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
at rose’s rn and she just cheered so fucking loud hello…
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Wait why are you at Rose’s
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
we are close friends 🤗
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover 
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
CAN YOU NOT????????
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
@notshane @shanehollanderlover did i get the job
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i didn’t even say what the job was ???
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
oh sorry go ahead ask again
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
did i get the job as your baby’s godmother & personal stylist 🥹
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
MAN FUCK YOU
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Why is Svetlana at your house
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
must’ve been the wind
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shane 🔒 @notshane
How does that even work
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
omfg BUTT OUT GAY BOY 😭😭😭🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
you breathe on this app and suddenly here comes shane and his 20 questions
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
him cosplaying alice in wonderland just always curioser and curiouser 😭😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Can a guy not ask questions
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
can a guy connect two dots
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
unfortunately i don’t even think a guy knows where the first dot is
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Are you guys talking about me wait
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
you exhaust me
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lily @shanehollanderstop
notice how robert crowell spelled backwards is hayden pike
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emily @troyberet
notice how they’ve never been seen in a room together before
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olivia @shaydentruther
girl yes they have every year at the MLH awards…
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lily @shanehollanderstop
not every year because pike only gets to go when they need seat fillers
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emily @troyberet
LMFAOOOOOO GET EM AGAIN FOR MEEEE
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lulu @hollulunov
reading canada’s olympic hockey team roster and seeing ilya’s name right above hayden’s 
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liam @rozesarered
oh i know he’s mad as hell 😭😭😭
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brynn @hollanderslut
that olivia girl’s gonna have to watch them play together LMFAOOOO
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
has anyone checked on ilya like do we have eyes on him or
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lily @shanehollanderstop 
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
oh alright 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
does anyone have god’s contact information i need to ask if i did something to deserve this
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Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
well i’m not too jazzed about it either pal
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lily @shanehollanderstop
yes pike we know you do not want me on the team because you hate winning and want canada to be out in the first round. everything you tweet is extremely unnecessary.
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Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer deal with him please
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lily @shanehollanderstop
you really thought you ate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya.
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lily @shanehollanderstop
okay sorry my bad
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hal @snoopyhollanov
ilya got the resolve of a braindead goldfish whenever shane’s in the room bro 😭😭😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
there is a lot of jealousy here that i think you need to talk to a professional about
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hal @snoopyhollanov
the pot calling the kettle black
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liana @ilyasgf
hollanov getting gold medals and a child all in the same year
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priya @hollander81
like i’m not sure they’ve lost ever…
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lily @shanehollanderstop
you know who has though
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priya @hollander81
like i’m not sure they’ve lost ever…
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Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike 
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lily @shanehollanderstop
HAYDEN PIKE 🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻
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remi @shanehollandersagent
“just vote just vote…i know i’m gonna be out so just vote.” — hayden pike on who the biggest loser in the MLH is 🩷
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lindsey @hollandernation
ok come awnnnn haydenpikeupdates!!!!
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remi @shanehollandersagent
just got called a slur. @elonmusk do something please
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lindsey @hollandernation
and what do u expect his ugly ass to do
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remi @shanehollandersagent
hopefully kill himself
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shane 🔒 @notshane
On the plane to the Olympics and Ilya won’t stop tapping Hayden on the shoulder and then denying it when he turns around to tell him to stop
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
so it IS him
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
no shit dumbass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 did you think troy was reaching over 3 fucking rows of seats to annoy you like omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
@shanehollanderlover stop fucking kicking my seat
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
that isn’t me that’s troy
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
troy’s legs aren’t that long nice try
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
saying this like it’s an obvious fact but when shane said it was me tapping your shoulder you acted like you solved a mystery even sherlock holmes had given up on
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i’d really like it if you never interacted with me anywhere in anyway ever again
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
shane about to have 2 children on his hands bro 😭😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Our newborn baby will be more mature than Ilya btw
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
the fact that a newborn baby would also be less annoying on planes is genuinely something to be concerned about
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
hayden pike is reading gay fanfiction in front of me and expecting me not to say anything
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
IS HE ACTUALLY
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
no i just like attention
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
god dammit ilya i wanted the link
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
for the record i’m playing candy crush
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
for the record no one asked
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
no but you accused me of reading GAY PORN you fucking weirdo so i had to clarify
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i never said porn but okay tell us how you really feel i guess
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i’d like you to know that i am no longer going to entertain this behavior.
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i’d like you to know that idgaf
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
🥰🥰🥰
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Can I ask
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
no
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Worth a shot
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brynn @hollanderslut
tuning into the olympics now that the president and vice president of yaoi-nation are taking the ice for the same team #TeamCanada🇨🇦
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emily @troyberet
ilya troy and shane being the hockey equivalent of the father the son and the holy spirit (in that order btw)
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remi @shanehollandersagent
five minutes in and the entire world is already dust…hollanov karma btw
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
mind u they’re playing like this game ONE… like atp don’t even make them finish out the preliminaries just send them to the gold medal game
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bri @shanemallow
ilya’s little tradition of kissing shane on the cheek after every goal he scores
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bri @shanemallow
anyone who can get shane hollander to blush that hard when he’s at his most locked-in deserves my respect idk
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hal @snoopyhollanov
watching the two real people i shipped over a decade ago get married and play on the same olympic team together rn like never kill yourself 😭🙏🏽😭🙏🏽😭🙏🏽
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lulu @hollulunov
ilya fully immersed in a fight rn and shane is sat on the bench looking horny as fuck i’m ctfu
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Replying to @hollulunov
liana @ilyasgf
no like whatever happened to decorum 😭😭😭😭
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
just watched hollanov sweep their first olympic game together like omg do it again i’m close
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mars @cens4life
so this is child’s play for them basically
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
watched the canada vs france game…did y’all have to do them THAT dirty oh my god 😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
wait i was filming all day what was the score
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
10 to fucking 2 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
letting them have 2 goals was very kind of pike
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
go celebrate with your team omfg
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shane 🔒 @notshane
HOW CAN THEY TELL THIS WTF
lulu @hollulunov
ilya fully immersed in a fight rn and shane is sat on the bench looking horny as fuck i’m ctfu
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
girl please
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Okay well
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
are you familiar with the term ‘bottom eyes’
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shane 🔒 @notshane
No…???
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
which is crazy cuz you were flashing them the moment ilya threw down his gloves
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Okay but what are bottom eyes??????
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bottomeyes
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shane 🔒 @notshane
…
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Noted.
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
you are so endearing to me never change my autistic little care bear
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I don’t have the energy to refute this rn 😒
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
shane scoring 5 goals in one game
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hal @snoopyhollanov
this being ur first tweet on here after letting me in 😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
don’t make me regret it already omfg 😒
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
I take one week off and Ilya lets a fan into his priv
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
no like she’s my friend
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
If this causes ANY kind of media scandal in the future just know I will be addressing my suicide note to you
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
and??? i'm not reading all that 😭😭😭😭
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Oh how I loathe you
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liam @rozesarered
streets are saying there's a condom shortage in the olympic village??? 😭😭😭😭
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
just gonna go and get ahead of things by saying your honor my client (ilya rozanov) is innocent.
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remi @shanehollandersagent
your honor i’d like to add that my client (shane hollander) also did not have a hand in this.
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mars @cens4life
not to be that person but why would a married couple be the reason all the condoms are out at the olympic village
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priya @hollander81
y’all think ilya i-want-my-husband-to-be-pregnant-so-bad rozanov is using condoms….i mean sure what the hell
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emily @troyberet
exactly like why would shane i-want-to-be-pregnant hollander be using condoms with his husband of several years
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lily @shanehollanderstop
this is how i find out shane has a middle name
Replying to @hollander81
emily @troyberet
exactly like why would shane i-want-to-be-pregnant hollander be using condoms with his husband of several years
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lily @shanehollanderstop
a beautiful one too nice work yuna 🩷
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya take this down.
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lily @shanehollanderstop
you think you know a guy 😕😕😕
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya.
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
period after his name too like oh he’s irritated now 😭😭😭
Replying to @shanehollanderstop
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya.
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
oomf stay safe out there 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i appreciate your concern but i am right where i want to be 😁😁😁
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
EEEEEYUCKKKK
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lily @shanehollanderstop
hi my name is hayden pike and i have been stealing all the condoms in the olympic village and selling them for double the original price so i can make up for the money i don’t get in my slop salary with my bum team @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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hal @snoopyhollanov
THE FUCKING TAG OH YOU ARE ILLLLL 😭😭😭
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Replying to @shanehollanderstop
lindsey @hollandernation
EFJKSDG WAHT IS YOUR ISSUEEFJMRGKA
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mars @cens4life
slop salary wasn’t enough u just HAD to go the extra bum team mile 😭😭😭
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Troy Barrett ✓ @TroyBarrettOfficial
i want everyone to know that every time ilya says something psychotic about hayden and hayden gets mad ilya says you can’t yell at me my dad was a really messed up guy 🫤
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
are you saying you don’t want victims to speak up about their trauma
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Troy Barrett ✓ @TroyBarrettOfficial
here he goes again just making up sentences that have never been said before
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emily @troyberet
me behind the scenes of that whole interaction making both of them say that shit on a public forum
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Harris ✓ @harrisdro
So you’re who I have to blame for this
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emily @troyberet
YOUR HONOR IN MY DEFENSE WHO CARESSSSS LIKE OMFG WHO CARESSS LITERALLY WHO CARES
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bri @shanemallow
canadian olympic team game 2 tomorrow who’s ready to watch them put brooms to ice and sweep like it’s no one’s business
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
no one tell hayden that all of his kids just showed up to the olympics watch party in rozanov jerseys
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
wait jackie too IM CTFUUUFEIOJWRGE
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
you know i can see this right
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
put your phone down and go play some mid ass hockey omfg
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
what the actual hell
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
i have a theory ilya gets into fights cuz he knows what it does to shane’s perverted ass
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
need the cameraman to stop panning over to the bench rn like i genuinely don’t know if that look is allowed to be shown on public broadcasting
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
SHANE CONTROL IT
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
like i can’t defend him anymore 😭😭😭
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brynn @hollanderslut
5-1 is just crazy work 😭😭😭 like it’s only preliminaries and they’ve got all hands on deck and more 😭😭😭
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hal @snoopyhollanov
does the canadian hockey team know they don’t have to absolutely slaughter every other country in the preliminary round or like
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
imagine showing up to the olympic fucking games and seeing hollanov wearing jerseys for the same country. like ur only option at that point is to kill yourself with a gun
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⇄ Ilya Rozanov reposted
liana @ilyasgf
every other country: hi
every canadian player except ilya: hi
ilya rozanov: i am going to make ur life a living hell by embarrassing u on a world stage and then i will beat up ur best player because it makes my husband hard
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Ilya Rozanov Updates @RozanovUpdates
Ilya and Shane in their post game interview!
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priya @hollander81
is ilya with us or
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liam @rozesarered
can he be calm omfg
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hal @snoopyhollanov
his whipped ass getting caught in 4k bro 😭😭😭
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lulu @hollulunov
@rozanov81 the camera is the thing in front of u btw
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
when the camera looks like shane hollander then i will give it the attention it deserves
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
OHHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!!!
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
did y’all see that pike assist on ilya’s 3rd goal…like i know he’s killing himself over that LMFAODSOIJGR
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
this never happened you are delusional and making things up go see a doctor
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
BYEEEEOIWFJSNKFDE U MAD AS HELLLLL 🤣🤣🤣
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olivia @shaydentruther
mind you the canadian hockey team would be dust without hayden
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lily @shanehollanderstop
yes this is true the bench would be so cold without him here to keep it warm
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Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
i’m literally first line ??? with you ???
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lily @shanehollanderstop
Replying to @shanehollanderstop and @shaydentruther
Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
i’m literally first line ??? with you ???
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Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
you’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
shane is genuinely the freakiest motherfucker i know and no one believes me when i say that because they don’t know the shit he texts me at 3 am when he’s drunk off tequila
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
canada your golden boy literally engages in free use
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Genuinely what is that
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
that’s the name for whatever the fuck you described to me last night over imessage like it was just another tuesday
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shane 🔒 @notshane
How was I supposed to know there was a name for it? Also it’s not even that freaky?
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
are you actually deranged
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
like i’m so serious he will have one too many glasses of wine and suddenly he’s telling me about the epic highs and lows of cockwarming
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
you do not understand how badly i wish i was
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
ok wait lemme see something
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
@notshane take this test for me and lmk the score it gives you #thanks https://ricepuritytestlab.com
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Is 40 a bad score
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
YOU CHECKED OFF SIXTY OF THOSE FUCKING BOXES??????????
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I guess? There were a bunch asking if I’d ever done a crime like wtf
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
you amaze me shane hollander
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
@notshane now do this one and reply with your top 10 results https://bdsmtest.org/select-language
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shane 🔒 @notshane
== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
95% Degradee
94% Submissive
92% Brat
91% Rope bunny
88% Primal (Prey)
71% Masochist
53% Experimentalist
47% Vanilla
31% Slave
1% Switch
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
SHANE YOU DAWGGGG
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
1% SWITCH LMFAOOOOO GET CLOCKED 😭😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
An entire 1% is still a stretch idk
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
just absolutely no decorum whatsoever
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
you learn something new every day i guess
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
that ‘something new’ being that your best friend likes being degraded in bed
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
sometimes i do think we need to draw a line when it comes to free speech
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
hayden just called me in tears asking what somnophilia is
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
“i really don’t like it when shane just drops this stuff in conversation and expects me to know what he’s talking about rose”
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shane 🔒 @notshane
How was I supposed to know that wasn’t a normal thing most couples indulged in
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
my shaney baby i need you to start assuming that everyone around you is a blushing virgin who has never heard of sex in their lives. that is the level of unconscious expertise you are apparently operating on right now.
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Hayden literally has 4 kids???
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
yes but that does not mean shibari was involved in their conception okay? it is very important to me that you understand this.
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Lowkey his loss
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
what….what’s shibari…..
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shibari
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
having the time of my life reading through this conversation btw
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i genuinely think we all need to know less about each other.
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
everything you say reeks of jealousy and bi-curiousness
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i am happily married to my wife?????
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
oh so you think there is something wrong with bisexual people
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
here you go again
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hal @snoopyhollanov
semi final game today we are so back hollanov nation 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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priya @hollander81
who do we think is getting the white russian tko today
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brynn @hollanderslut
WHITE RUSSIAN TKO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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liam @rozesarered
first one who dares to even nudge hollander in the wrong direction
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mars @cens4life
anyone who even lays eyes on shane
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olivia @shaydentruther
currently watching hayden carry this team through another round
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liana @ilyasgf
i mean this is just objectively wrong in so many ways but okay
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
cover ur left eye and read this chart for me
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liana @ilyasgf
SHAY LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
cuz like it’s either we aren’t watching the same game or olivia is blind as shit 😭😭😭😭😭
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lulu @hollulunov
getting emotional thinking about how the last time ilya was able to go to the olympics was 2014 and now he gets to compete again with the love of his life…let’s all die on 3…
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lulu @hollulunov
they’re both so smiley all the time too like guys they’re getting to play the sport they love with the person they love how genuinely crazy is that like should we all die or
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hal @snoopyhollanov
y’all get on shane for looking like he wants to be bent over the boards whenever ilya fights someone but can we please draw attention to ilya who looks 5 seconds away from breaking all public indecency laws every time shane scores
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hal @snoopyhollanov
like can u be calm for one minute
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remi @shanehollandersagent
no like can someone leash him it’s getting serious 😭
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⇄ Svetlana reposted
Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
i think we’re ALL canadian
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emily @troyberet
the power of friendship burning strong enough to make rose landry commit treason #blessup
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lindsey @hollandernation
shane is so cute when he scores like it’s a good thing i’m not there cuz you’d have to hold me back from flinging myself on the ice and taking a bite outta him
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
saw an edit of pike and rozanov to what is this feeling from wicked right before tuning into this game and i’m ngl that shit was buzzy as hell
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
y’all know i’m #hollanovdown but let’s just say there’s this thing called loathing and ilya and hayden…well they’re going pro
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hal @snoopyhollanov
6-2 final score oh the rest of the world is BONES!!!
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emily @troyberet
another beautiful day to be canadian #thankyouhollanov #loveislove
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
can everyone stop saying me and pike have chemistry i am about to blow up the whole world
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hal @snoopyhollanov
why make it everyone else’s problem when u could only kill yourself instead
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i frequently report your whereabouts to the KGB btw
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hal @snoopyhollanov
acting like they’d want anything to do w ur gay ass 😭😭😭😭
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hal @snoopyhollanov
5 likes woah follow me ilya rozanov hater nation i fb 🩷
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
i like this girl
Replying to @snoopyhollanov and @shanehollanderlover
hal @snoopyhollanov
5 likes woah follow me ilya rozanov hater nation i fb 🩷
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Replying to @russianprincess
ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
this is an a b conversation please c your way out of it thank you
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover @russianprincess
hal @snoopyhollanov
guy gets mad at women supporting women
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
right 😭😭😭😭 like butt out 😭😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
yo ilya
Replying to @shanehollanderlover
hal @snoopyhollanov
acting like they’d want anything to do w ur gay ass 😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
godmother privileges revoked AGAIN btw 😒😒😒
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hal @snoopyhollanov 
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Replying to @snoopyhollanov and @shanehollanderlover and @rosieposie
troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
get him again for me 😭😭😭😭
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
If Ilya doesn’t stop pissing me off online I’m going to create a burner account just to promote the agenda that him and Hayden have something real
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
be honest do you want me to kill myself
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
I mean I’m not entirely opposed to the idea
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Missionary so I can keep yelling at him for not folding the laundry properly
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
right but like you don’t HAVE to tell us that you know that right
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Replying to @pikeplace
shane 🔒 @notshane
Don’t piss me off more I’ll demote you to waterboy
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i swear you’re not even allowed to do that 😒
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Fucking try me
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
have y’all ever seen the way shane acts when he’s jealous cuz like
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Replying to @barrettnotbolton
troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
like i was watching ilya completely ignore the advances of this girl while he got us another round of shots at the bar and then i looked over at shane and it suddenly became very apparent that we are all going to die in this house
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Replying to @barrettnotbolton
shane 🔒 @notshane
No clue what you’re talking about btw
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
oh it’s bad…troy you gotta locate the nearest exit and get everyone to evacuate the premises STAT
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Once again I am very calm and cool right now
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
that entire club about to witness the second worst volcanic eruption to ever go down in italy 
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i know i said drunk shane is a freak but sober shane runs shit like the military like please make it home safely tonight ilya…
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Replying to @rosieposie
shane 🔒 @notshane
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A PSYCHOPATH???
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
RELEASE MEEEEE 😭🙏🏻😭🙏🏻😭🙏🏻
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Girl whatever 😒😒😒
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mars @cens4life
EVERYONE WAKE UP!!!! TODAY’S THE DAY HOLLANOV WINS GOLD!!!!
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
istg canada if y’all don’t lock the fuck in…
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lulu @hollulunov
they literally walked into the president of disney’s office and said we want to make history. and that’s what this is…
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hal @snoopyhollanov
today my close personal friends shane hollander and ilya rozanov will become the first married couple to win a gold medal for the same event #lovewins #gayrights #stopasianhate
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
committing low level treason by rooting for canada today @rozanov81 don’t fucking disappoint me okay 😒
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priya @hollander81
pike losing the puck 15 seconds into the game. white boy u are on VERY thin ice…
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bri @shanemallow
u ever watch the canadian olympic team play and realize that yeah montreal’s triple cup run really was all thanks to hollander 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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brynn @hollanderslut
like he found a way to put an ‘i’ in team 😭😭😭😭
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liana @ilyasgf
hayden pike has lost his one chance next time that puck leaves his possession i WILL have to get my gun out
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remi @shanehollandersagent
SHANE HOLLANDER GOALLLLL SHANE HOLLANDER BEAUTIFUL SHANE HOLLANDER TALENTED SHANE HOLLANDER FANTASTIC SHANE HOLLANDER ONLY PLAYER EVER!!!
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liam @rozesarered
right off an assist from ilya too like god is good 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
@HPike see me after class.
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lulu @hollulunov
LMFAOOOO WHOLE HOUSE MAD 😭😭😭
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emily @troyberet
SECOND GOAL IN THREE MINUTES OH NOW WE’RE COOKING WITH GAS!!!
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remi @shanehollandersagent
shane hollander the player that u are…
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hal @snoopyhollanov
shane hat trick all in one period i feel like i’ve done 20 lines of crack
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brynn @hollanderslut
wait guys they might actually take gold…
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brynn @hollanderslut
it’s all fun and games until ilya rozanov is released from the penalty box for the 1000th time this game and proceeds to go absolutely ape shit on the other team’s goalie…
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mars @cens4life
as an american i can confirm that every player on the US team deserves to be taken out back and shot
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
ilya rozanov have i got the gig for u…
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lindsey @hollandernation
guys holy shit???
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lindsey @hollandernation
CANADA GOLD I KNOW THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
my best friends are olympic gold medalists ohhhh 😭🩷
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⇄ The Ottawa Centaurs reposted
Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova 
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lulu @hollulunov
LMFAOOOO DID U MAKE THIS URSELF 😭😭😭
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Replying to @hollulunov
Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
no that’s literally a real developing news story…more to come too #staytuned
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hal @snoopyhollanov
mom: why are u so invested in hockey
me: THAT’S OOMF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
y’all know i’m #canadadown 😛🥇
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
i mean what the hell sure
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Replying to @rozanov81
hal @snoopyhollanov
ur canadian ENOUGH 💜
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Replying to @rozanov81
priya @hollander81
all of u played so well!!! let’s go canada!!!! 🇨🇦
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
you: all of you played so well
everyone else: thank you we know
hayden pike: we?
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Replying to @rozanov81 and @hollander81
Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
ok fun’s over 😒😒😒😒
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Troy Barrett ✓ @TroyBarrettOfficial
WE DID IT TRUDEAU 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
you kill me 😭😭😭😭
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Hayden Pike ✓ @HPike
CANADA REPRESENT 🥳🥇
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
the blatant dip in my emoji nachos 😭😭😭
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
whatever that means
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
:)
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
i love you my little gold medalist gayboy 😭🫶🏻
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
???
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Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
i’m so proud of you my shaney baby you played your heart out 😭🩷
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Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
emily @troyberet
BE GAY WIN GOLD AYE AYEEEEEE
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Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
please pleasepl peaseplease please pleasesddekreor PLEASE LPSAE pleasePLEASE plaeaseplea please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PLEASEEEEEE PLEASEKPLEAESE PLEASE please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @rozanov81
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Why are you like this omfg
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brynn @hollanderslut
i fear this is how pathetic i expect my man to be about me
Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
please pleasepl peaseplease please pleasesddekreor PLEASE LPSAE pleasePLEASE plaeaseplea please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PLEASEEEEEE PLEASEKPLEAESE PLEASE please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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liana @ilyasgf
like if they’re not sobbing in my mentions begging for it they can head on out
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bri @shanemallow
see he gets it
Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
please pleasepl peaseplease please pleasesddekreor PLEASE LPSAE pleasePLEASE plaeaseplea please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PLEASEEEEEE PLEASEKPLEAESE PLEASE please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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bri @shanemallow
i can’t even make fun of this because that’s exactly how i’d be acting if my husband was shane fucking hollander and was an olympic gold medalist
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
bro control it 😭😭😭
Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
please pleasepl peaseplease please pleasesddekreor PLEASE LPSAE pleasePLEASE plaeaseplea please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PLEASEEEEEE PLEASEKPLEAESE PLEASE please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
you have never felt loved romantically by anyone in your life and it shows
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Replying to @rozanov81
Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
every day you make it more and more apparent that you want me to beat the shit out of you
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
don’t be fooled he’s right where he wants to be
Replying to @rozanov81
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Why are you like this omfg
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hal @snoopyhollanov
just casually calling his freak out on main is crazy work 😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
guess who has a gold medal now 
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
me 😜
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
when an ugly bitch calls you twin
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
ok so what the hell
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shane 🔒 @notshane
WE DO BABY!!!
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
can i hit
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Ilya
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
hal @snoopyhollanov
it’s such a beautiful day to be a citizen of hollanovnation 😭🙏🏽
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
calling yourself a citizen when you’re the whole ass president
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
hal @snoopyhollanov
AND THAT’S WHAT I KNOW FOR SURE!!!!
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Tried to get Shane Troy and Ilya to take a picture biting their gold medals like how literally every other olympian does when they get one and Shane sent me an extensive research brief on the dangers that biting into metal poses to your teeth so never fucking mind I guess
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Replying to @harrisrants
harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Like a simple no would’ve worked too but go off I guess 😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
sorry he suffers from autism
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I don’t suffer?? I just have it 😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
shane’s oral fixation having health restrictions 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @rosieposie
shane 🔒 @notshane
Okay that’s enough classified info for the next century you don’t have to give out anymore thank you 🥹
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
if you think THAT is classified info you got a big storm coming 😭😭😭
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
shane calling his oral fixation classified info is kind of like miley cyrus thinking no one knows she’s hannah montana
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Are you fucking kidding me
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
first child kinda nervous
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
WHY DON’T YOU GUYS EVER USE THE FUCKING GROUP CHAT
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
rose 🔒 @rosieposie
can’t believe i’m learning about this on twitter should i kill myself on tiktok live or instagram live
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
are you out of your fucking mind
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Do we mean nothing to you motherfuckers…
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
a simple text would’ve been nice
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
hal @snoopyhollanov
the fucking replies 😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!
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