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Shanes drunk twitter rant

Summary:

Shane and Ilya broke up one night; they were both tired and missed each other. They argued, and Ilya told Shane to just fucking leave

Shane leaves and goes back to Montreal. He spirals, gets trashed and goes on an epic Twitter rant.

Except Ilya didn't mean a break up, break up, and oh dear, Shane has just outed himself and gone viral.

Takes place Jan 2021, plane crash didn't happen because nope. Anya is here, Troy and Harris are together.

Featuring supportive Montreal, the league being set on fire, people getting consequences and besties sticking up for each other

Notes:

Note for Canadian readers


This fic is written by a Brit.
I have done research, especially around hockey, since I am a new hockey fan and still learning.
HOWEVER, I try to use Canadian terms if I can and the correct hockey terms when I can, but I often fail because I don't know what I don't know and some terms are just ingrained in me.
I am happy for people to correct me in the comments IF YOU ARE NICE about it. I'm happy to learn.

Chapter 1: Oh no, Shane is drunk

Notes:

The rant that started it all
Will be multiple chapters as the fall out happens

EDIT - 17/5/26
All chapters with tweets have now been updated to be formatted as tweets.
I am only updating the tweets, I won't be updating the chats
Some of the profile photos are from google, some are from my cruise in Nov 2025. There is a hidden character from one of my fave shows included, see if you can find them. Also feel free to guess which countries I visited on my cruise

Chapter Text

Time: 2 am
Location: Shanes Montreal place

Shane Hollander
@shollander24

So my boyfriend broke up with me today
What a shit fucking day
He didn’t want to hide anymore

2:00 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

I get it because it’s terrifying and I’m so so so sick of hiding. He deserves so much better. He deserves sunshine.
I’m scared to give it to him because it could wreck both our lives but I love him so fucking much

2:00 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

But the NHL is still the most homophobic league ever. They really hate the gays. Dallas twat is allowed to play despite being accused of SEXUAL ASSAULT and yet the gays are the problem

Because sucking a dick is definitely worse than violating a woman

2:01 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

Crowell found I was gay and told to ‘get my fag ass back in the closet’ LOL

What a prick and I recorded it as well because he montreal is a one party state bitch

2:01 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

here is the link my lovely friends

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO CROWELL BEING A HOMOPHOBE

2:02 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

Anyway, sorry pretty boyfriend. I love you and always will. I love the way you snark and pretend you don’t care but you are the most loving and caring person I know.

I love the way you just can’t english in the morning but always listen when I wake you.

I love the way you are my weighted blanket when I get stressed and anxious.

I love everything about you and I’m sorry I made you sad.

2:03 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

I don’t want to hide you anymore. I never did. I’m just terrified of the consequences for you

2:03 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

I don’t want to wake up with you not there. We were long long distance for years and we still kind of are long distance, and every night without you just hurts

2:05 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

I love waking up in your arms, I love falling asleep with you. I miss you always.

2:07 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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Shane Hollander
@shollander24

Anyway since I’m highly drunk and depressed. Here is my final tweet
FUCK HOMOPHOBES
FUCK FAKE ALLIES
FUCK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME HIDE MYSELF TO PLAY A FUCKING GAME

2:10 AM · Jan 7, 2021


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