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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter here and Tumblr.]

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    17 Aug 2026

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    [A video starts with the script 'My husband BEFORE & AFTER seeing me- A study by Ilya Hollander.' Shortly after the words disappear, Shane Hollander rounds a corner pulling a carry-on suitcase behind him as he walks out of an airport security post. His face is serious, his mouth in a thin line as he looks around, his eyes searching the crowd. When they land on Ilya Rozanov, his entire face softens, and he smiles, his pace picking up as he now walks determinedly towards his husband. When he reaches Ilya, he leans up to kiss him.]

    Shane: Sorry, they had to re-scan my bag. I thought for sure they'd found the dild—

    [He breaks off, noticing Ilya's phone pointing at him for the first time as he narrows his eyes at Ilya, but his smile doesn't change.]

    Shane: Are you recording me?

    Ilya: Yes.

    [Shane rolls his eyes, but doesn't protest, wrapping an arm around Ilya's waist as they begin to walk.]

    Shane: Come on. There's only two hours til our flight leaves, and I want to make sure we get a good seat at the gate.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    Listen. Shane knew it was dumb to feel anything like jealousy over this stupid game. It was a stupid game when it didn't involve Ilya, and it was even stupider when it did. He should tune them out and leave them to it, like he always did.  

    But nobody was having sex with Ilya but him. Nobody else was even thinking about it. 

    Or - The Montreal Metros like to play Would You Rather. For some reason, sex with Ilya comes up a lot.

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    Shane Hollander does Vogue’s What’s In My Bag, safe to say he is very rich, very famous, and very loved.

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