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1. ain't gotta knock on wood by amurderof

   Fandoms: Esoteric Ebb  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ragn Hemlin/Snell
   • Cleric/Snell
   • Ragn Hemlin
   • The Cleric (Esoteric Ebb)
   • sometimes you wake up in the morning and you've got to have a small existential crisis and a wank
   • that's just the way these things are

   Summary

   CHARISMA
   When a boy wants to get into the pants of a girl—

   WISDOM
   Or another boy.

   CHARISMA
   Right. Into the pants of another boy—

   WISDOM
   Or when a boy loves another boy—

   STRENGTH
   Loves? Chivalrous love?

   CHARISMA
   Wait wait wait, loves?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,441

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   14

   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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