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It’s 1968. The Beatles are bigger than ever—but George is having an affair with Maureen, the band forgot to tell their drummer that they like him, and Ringo is sleeping in a public park because he can’t bear the thought of going home.
Enter: Peter Sellers
(A sort-of Magic Christian AU featuring porn, sugar daddies, and Ringo Starr being thoroughly appreciated)
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Sellers takes a sip of his wine, staring at him over the rim with thoughtful eyes. “I meant what I said, you know,” he says as he replaces his glass with a delicate clink. “Perhaps your current situation is doing you more harm than good.”
Ringo sighs. “They’re my friends though, y’know? I love John and Paul, even when they’re being right pricks to me, and I love George and Mo. Even despite—everything. I’m sure I‘ll get over it eventually; I know they didn’t mean to hurt me. At least—I’m sure George didn’t; he’s thoughtless and young, but he’s not cruel. And Mo…well, maybe she did want it to hurt a little bit, but god knows I deserve it if it does. I just…I don’t know how I can look them in the eyes again.”
Sellers tilts his head. “I have…a proposal.”