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Claire. R added Chris. R, Jill. V, Leon. K, and others
Claire. R: Hey everyone!
Jill. V: hey Claire, what’s up with the group chat?
Claire. R: Since all of us don’t really get a chance to meet up I thought we should at least have some place where we can talk
Jill. V: oh ok
Ashley. G: Hiiiii :D
Sherry. B: What’s up with the gc?
Jill. V: scroll up
Ada. W: How did you get my number?
Ingrid. H: This is going to be interesting.
Sherry. B: Aren’t you in the DSO office rn?
Ingrid. H: Yes
Jill. V: so why are you texting us? Don’t you guide DSO agents around wherever they are?
Ingrid. H: Ya, but a lot of the time I’m just sitting around waiting for the next transmission. Gets boring at times.
Ashley. G: I remember in Spain when you were helping me and Leon get out, you would only be in contact with us a few times. Thanks a lot for that :)
Ingrid. H: np
Ashley. G: ooo, I have an idea. We should all have nicknames :D
Sherry. B: I thought you would never ask
Sherry. B changed Claire. R to Clairebear
Clairebear: Is that really the best you can do?
Sherry. B: I’m tired and silly atm, it’s canceling out
Jill. V: hmmmmm
Jill. V changed Sherry. B to You guys can adopt me!
You guys can adopt me!: STOP
You guys can adopt me!:WHY
You guys can adopt me!:WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
Jill. V: You know what you did sherry
You guys can adopt me! changed Jill. V to JillSandwich
JillSandwich: how
JillSandwich: how do you know about this….
You guys can adopt me!: You know what you did
You guys can adopt me!: Jill
JillSandwich: 😒
Ashley. G: so ominous…..
Ashley. G: Ooo, wait I got a nickname for Claire!
Ashley. G changed Clairebear to Fought god and won
Fought god and won: Thank you ash
You guys can adopt me!: Damn it why didn’t I think of that
You guys can adopt me!: Also how do you know Claire?.???
Ashley. G: I work at TerraSave :)
Ingrid. H: Since when?
Ashley. G: For a while actually
Fought god and won: See! This is why we need a gc!
Fought god and won: Look at us socializing!
Ada. W: I’d still like to know how you got this number.
Ashley. G: ADA????
JillSandwich: HOW IS SHE HERE??. CLAIRE???
You guys can adopt me!: NAHHHHH
Ada. W: I’ve been in this conversation for quite a bit. Claire and I are acquaintances. I just never gave her my number.
Ada. W: I might as well add to this chaos while I’m here.
Ada. W changed Ashely. G to Avid Spain Hater
Avid Spain Hater: I’M NOT RACIST I SWEAR
You guys can adopt me!: I mean…
You guys can adopt me!: It’s a European country so does it really matter?
Carlos. O: Colonizers are colonizers. I can say that, I’m columbian.
Jake. M: The double check is wild
Ingrid. H: Well it was fun while it lasted
Carlos. O: ???
Ada. W changed Jake. M to Mistake of a one night stand
You guys can adopt me!: ADA???????
JillSandwich: OH HELL NAHHHHH
Avid Spain Hater: D:
Fought god and won: Hey!
Fought god and won: Don’t fight in here!
Mistake of a one night stand: Big talk from the person who got abandoned on the side of the road
Mistake of a one night stand changed Ada. W to tragic orphan #8
Tragic orphan #8: number 8?
JillSandwhich: so she doesn’t deny it…
Tragic orphan #8: I was expecting more.
Mistake of a one night stand: Me, sherry, the redfield siblings, Carlos, probably leon.
Leon. K: I’m not an orphan though? My family ran a mafia before RICO was a thing and then they sent me off to a place by Raccoon for most of my life. They tried to get me to join, but it didn’t work.
Ingrid. H: His parents died when he was 16.
Carlos. O: Welcome to club dawg.
Chris. R: We have a therapy circle meeting once a week. You better be there Kennedy. There will be consequences if you miss.
Leon. K: Great, there goes my off days.
Tragic orphan #8 changed Leon. K to Sad little mafia boy
Sad little mafia boy: Who is that?
Tragic orphan #8: No one of importance, handsome.
Sad little mafia boy:...
Sad little mafia boy:What next, Luis shows up?
Luis. S: Heyyyy sancho
Avid Spain Hater: LUISSSSSSSS??????????? WHATTTTTTTTT
Sad little mafia boy is offline
Ingrid. H: That was a slutty amount of y's
Luis. S: Oh shush
Chris. R: Who is this and why do I see Leon running out of the apartment like a mad man?
Luis. S: I'm an old friend of hisI believe he thinks I am dead at the moment.
Fought god and won: I gave him your address. I’m sick and tired of seeing him look like a sad kicked puppy whenever someone gets a bitch at the office. I feel like everyone in this group chat agrees.
Avid Spain Hater: How do you know this though?
Ingrid. H: I told her.
JillSandwich: And you didn’t say anything because…?
Ingrid. H: I forgot
Luis. S: NDA :(
Sad little mafia boy is online
Sad little mafia boy: Sleep with one eye open Hunnigan
Sad little mafia boy is offline
You guys can adopt me!: I feel like this could have been done better but okay ig…
JillSandwich: Soooo
JillSandwich: They gay?
Fought god and won: What part of what I just said did you not understand?????
Tragic orphan#8: I believe so. I mean they seemed awfully close to each other. How did you survive again?
Luis. S: I am not sure, I woke up in a hospital in Madrid with no recollection of how I got there
Luis. S:Oh dear I hear someone banging on the door
Carlos. O: Bet 10$ its Leon
Sad little mafia boy is online
Sad little mafia boy: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR LUIS BEFORE I KICK IT DOWN
Carlos. O: Called it
Helena. H: How many people do you have a situationship with????
Mistake of a one night stand: A lot, from the looks of it
Luis. S is offline
Sad little mafia boy is offline
Ingrid. H: Claire, you’ve inspired me to pick up a new hobby.
Fought god and won: ???
Ingrid. H: Matchmaking.
JillSandwich: … Don’t you have access to government files on everyone here? Except Ada ig
Ingird. H: Exactly. I would give you my list but you’re on there.
Avid Spain Hater: Ooooo, can I help :3
Ingrid. H: Hmm, we shall see.
JillSandwich: Oh god…
Luis. S is online
Luis. S: He kicked down my door :(