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1. Mercury helps a little Artemis Splashdown by Mandalor2008

   Fandoms: Artemis 2, NASA - Fandom, Space Missions - Fandom, Artemis space program, Transformers, Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
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   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   12 Apr 2026

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   • Mercury and Flight deck marshals
   • flight deck marshals and a giant alien robot
   • Mercury (OC)
   • Starscream
   • Megatron (Transformers)
   • Soundwave (Transformers)
   • Navy corpmen
   • Navy - Character
   • US Navy - Character
   • Astronauts - Character
   • Flight deck marshals
   • Crack Fic
   • crack fic of all crack fics
   • I’m crying over the moon mission okay
   • there is hope
   • this is so out of pocket
   • Starscream is a Menace (Transformers)
   • a little ooc
   • This is not how I characterize Starscream in my fic with Merc but I just HAD TO WRITE THEIS OKAY
   • Mercury is a F-14 Tomcat
   • a little Top Gun in here
   • this is a one shot
   • probably
   • it kinda just cuts off at the end but it’s whatever
   • I might continue it but idk
   • This is a crack-fic within my actual fic that I have yet to release yet
   • and it’s set like five years after my fic begins too soooo yeeaahhh
   • It went fine irl but I just had to think…what if Starscream was there and he was a b.tch
   • hope y’all enjoy!

   Summary

   This is a bonkers crack-fic that came to mind as I was waiting for the Artemis 2 crew to come home!
   It’s basically Starscream just being a menace and Mercury(my OC) saving the day! SUPER SUPER self indulgent lol. I’m just here to have fun lol.
   What would you do if your favorite astronauts were about to die and you could do something about it?

   Series

   • Part 1 of Crack-fics for GGW

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,383

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