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  1. "Petunia is a twit." by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    13 Apr 2026

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    "Aunt Petunia shrieked, and tore the letter from his hands. Harry shouted back in protest and chased his aunt as she ran into the kitchen to show his uncle the strange letter. When the world fizzes out around him, Harry wakes up in his cupboard. He’s going to die here. He is certain."

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    Dumbledore sends Severus to the school instead of a thousand letters only after finding out Harry was beaten to a pulp. Severus has to legally take guardianship for them to treat him at St Mungo's. Just a legal thing. Not like it means anything.

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    Severus adopts Harry.

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