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1. Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   10 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ryland Grace/Rocky
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace
   • POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • POV Ryland Grace
   • POV Alternating
   • Ryland Grace Acts Like a Wet Cat
   • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
   • Rocky Needs a Hug (Project Hail Mary)
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Mutual Pining
   • Trans Ryland Grace
   • Trans Rocky too
   • yeah i said what i said
   • Rocky highkey a freak
   • Sub Ryland Grace
   • Touch-Starved
   • Not Beta Read
   • Author abuses italics

   Summary

   If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.

   Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,890

   Chapters:

   3/5

   Comments:

   511

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   2,418

   Bookmarks:

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