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    Dear Hot Bread God,

    Please put me out of my misery and shove your yeasty fist up my pussy.

    Signed,

    Your dough, waiting to be pounded.

     

    Um. Too desperate?

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    Rey is thirty, terminally single, and has been on enough bad Hinge dates to last several lifetimes. One evening, the algorithm delivers her something unexpected: a pair of extraordinary hands making bread, and a voice that tells her she's being oh so good.

    She doesn't follow him. She's not going to be caught being horny on main.

    She does, eventually, subscribe to his OnlyFans.
    What follows is a completely rational series of decisions that leads her, one Saturday morning, across an international border, to eat pizza with a stranger from the internet.

    Just lunch. Just to suss things out.

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