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Blurry photo taken from outside the smoothie shop of Shane and Ilya waiting for their smoothies.
Shane holding the door open for Ilya as they exit the shop with a murky green smoothie and a pink smoothie respectively. They are dressed in similar Centaurs sweat suits and backwards caps.
Shane is walking with one hand in his pocket and a blank expression, looking unbothered. Ilya’s arm is looped with Shane’s and he is sipping his smoothie with a soft smile.
Caption: Ottawa Centaurs’ hockey stars Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov spotted grabbing smoothies near the rink before practice! #hollanov #shanehollander #ilyarozanov
COMMENTS
Matt @mattyp_1
Why does Hollander always look so bored
rozanovs left nipple @hoe4rozanov
Ilya deserves sm better than a man that never reciprocatesshelly @shellybean
What does this even mean like??
hollzy on top @hollzyontop
thats just his face like that is my unbothered king
Ash @ashplayshockey
Yeahhh I hope for Rozanov’s sake that Hollander is just super anti PDA because sheesh Hollander is so frigid
Eric @erichughesMTL
He’s not the hockey robot for nothing
avi @hollanovsthird
my husbands in matching outfits 😩 they are so cutieful 😭 😭
KJ @KJhockey
so Hollander went through all that gay drama with the voyageurs just for a man he doesn’t even like lmao good riddance
lins 💕 @centaursceo
we are calling homophobia and bigotry ‘gay drama’ now? oh okay choke.
rozzzyyy @emilyrozanov81
please shut up people are begging you to shut up
shayden’s daughter @shayden2435
someone free Shane from **** and let him return to his real husband 😩 😩 😩
Sam @sam_white
Free Rozanov more like. He moved to a shit team and shit city to be with a man that doesn’t even like him? Give this man a break.
Star 🌟 @hollynov2481
OH BROTHER get the shaydens out of here
TMZ @TMZ ✅
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Ilya and Kip are wrapped in a tight hug outside Kingfisher, both their mouths are open mid-laugh. Shane is standing a distance away from them, looking down at his phone with his brows slightly furrowed.
Shane and Ilya waving goodbye to Kip as they enter a black car, neither touching each other. Shane’s smile is noticeably smaller than Ilya’s.
Caption: Ilya Rozanov caught sharing a sweet moment with Kip Grady, Scott Hunter’s husband, outside the Kingfisher pub while his husband Shane Hollander is left to the side. Hunter was noticeably absent. Trouble in paradise for #hollanov and #skip or simply a case of husband swap?
COMMENTS
#freebritney @jayson5678
ykw, this makes sense because Kip and Ilya are clearly the fun ones in their relationship
KJ @KJhockey
I can’t tell who I pity more, Hollander for being stuck in a marriage he doesn’t want or Rozy for being stuck with the most boring man on earth
Sam @sam_white
Roz must be cheating because no way he’s not bored to death with Hollander
Hayley @hollanovunofficial
girl get a grip ilya is not going to fuck you
Matt @mattyp_1
I give them 3 more months before they get divorced
Star 🌟 @hollynov2481
Can you guys be normal for once in your lives PLEASE
SHANE HOLLANDER’S WIFE @hollandersbiceps
LOL I know Shane wanted to go home IMMEDIATELY
rozanovs left nipple @hoe4rozanov
damn does Hollander ever smile
lesbians for hollander @shaneholelander
on the one hand, leave my stoic son alone. on the other, telling a man to smile more is lowk progressive??
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People: Honeymoon Phase Finally Over for Hockey’s First Husbands Say Sources Close to the Couple
Perez Hilton: Reliable or Boring? Newlywed Sparks Completely Fizzled Out for Hollander and Rozanov.
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ESPN @ESPN ✅
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Solo photo of Shane, mid stride, wearing a grey suit with a white t-shirt, and his custom white Reebok sneakers that have ’24’ stitched on in Ottawa’s colours. He is looking at the ground with a severe expression, carrying two leather duffles, one brown one black, in one hand.
Troy and Ilya walking side by side, looking at each other with matching grins, appearing to be sharing a joke. Troy is wearing a dark green suit with a black t-shirt and holding a black duffle. Ilya is wearing a beige suit with a half-buttoned, mustard silk shirt. He has one arm slung across Troy’s shoulders while the other swings freely beside him.
Caption: @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @IlyaRozanov and @TroyBarrett touch down at @RogersPlace for tonight’s Ottawa and Edmonton match up
COMMENTS
Centaurs Daily @censdaily
YUP MY TEAM IS SMOKING FUCKING HOT YUP 😝
lesbians for hollander @shaneholelander
that gray suit is tewww good wtffffff
Charles @charles_j
Might as well leave the shirt at home rozy
S @puckbarrett
TROY AND ILYA BESTIE AGENDA
KJ @KJhockey
he’s gotta be friends with someone since his husband obviously hates him
S @puckbarrett
oh my goodness who invited you
Matt @mattyp_1
Damn does Hollander ever chill out like damn why are you always so serious
avi @hollanovsthird
is it a crime to have an rbf?
unofficial cens @ottawacensunofficial
heaven forbid a man locks in before a game
anya rozanov @notreallyanyarozanov
shane carrying his husband’s bag 😭 😭 hollanov my beloved
shayden’s daughter @shayden2435
it’s obviously a green card marriage Shane can’t even look at his 'husband'
Edie @edie_edible
yeah Hollzy dgaf about his marriage anymore lol
anya rozanov @notreallyanyarozanov
they are not american idiot but you clearly are
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Barstool Sports: Ottawa’s Win Streak Survives Despite Rumours of Marriage Tension
Hockey Daily: Another Centaurs Shut Out; Hollander Commends Goalie Wyatt Hayes for Being ‘Solid, Reliable, and Irreplaceable’
ESPN: Coach Wiebe Says the Centaurs Are ‘Focused and Hungry’ and Have Their Eyes Set on the Cup
E!Sports: Experts Say Centaurs Are En Route to the Playoffs, Unless Locker Room Complications Spill Onto the Ice
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@ilyarozanov ✅
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Shane is seated upright on the bed, back resting on the headboard and legs tucked under the duvet, with an iPad in hand and a notebook and pen resting beside him. His glasses rest on the bridge of his nose as he watches the screen with his eyebrows furrowed in concentration and a hoodie string tucked between his teeth.
Photo taken from behind Shane, who is sat on the floor, leaning back against the sofa, with an open notebook balanced on top of his bent knees. His gaze is focused on the iPad in front of him playing game tape while he chews the end of a pen. A pair of bare legs are hooked over Shane’s shoulders, keeping his back pressed against the sofa behind him, and a hand is buried in Shane’s hair.
Shane and Ilya sit beside each other on the team plane with the middle arm rest lifted. Ilya is asleep cuddling Shane’s right arm with his mouth hanging open and head resting on Shane’s shoulder. Shane is studying the iPad propped up on the tray table in front of him as his free hand strokes his husband’s hair.
Young, Haas, and Dillion are crowded around Shane, who is holding the iPad, in the locker room after practice, all still wearing their sweaty practice jerseys. Shane is pointing at something on screen and talking while the rest are listening to him intensely.
Caption: my iPad baby #myshane
COMMENTS
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
Please stop calling me that.
@ilyarozanov ✅
so you are not my baby?
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
🙄
@casey.reed
hollander can’t take a joke … who would have guessed
@m0th3rpuck3r
🥶🥶🥶
@erikholmberg ✅ liked by @ilyarozanov ✅
ipad daddy more like 🥵 we love ipad time with holly
@tannerdilhockey ✅
yeah ipad baby holly is the best 🙌🏻 🙌🏻
@harrisdrover
Okay … which one of the rookies taught you this?
@jackiepike_ liked by @ilyarozanov ✅
That’s why you need to set screen time limits. The twins are only allowed 20 mins a day 🤷♀️
@ilyarozanov ✅
you are smart woman Jackie 😘
@shaneholelander
Thank you for sharing glasses Shane with us you are a real one <3
@ilyarozanov ✅
you are welcome Shane Holelander I will not always be so generous
@hollanovofficial liked by @ilyarozanov ✅
HE IS SO BABYGIRL
@dailyhollanov
what I would do to cuddle with shane like that … @ilyarozanov let me have a turn PLEASE
@grant_hits_pucks
Not one fucking smile even at home
@m0th3rpuck3r
Not Rozanov exposing his husband for being boring lol
Ottawa Centaurs 🐎@OttawaCensOfficial ✅
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Photo of the team disembarking from the bus at the arena.
Photo of the Centaurs locker room before the Stanley Cup finals taken from the corner of the room. Shane is sitting in front of his locker in socks and compressions with his eyes closed, head tilted back to rest on the locker. One hand loosely holds Ilya’s hand, who is sitting next to him, and talking to Boodram.
Video of Wiebe’s daughters reading the opening lineup. Everyone is smiling widely at the girls and clapping along except Shane who is looking at Ilya fondly.
Caption: Our boys are locked in and ready for the final. Let’s go Cens! Live Tweet along with us and show our boys some love #letsgocens 🏒
COMMENTS
Ottawa Centaurs 🐎@OttawaCensOfficial ✅
The score remains OTT 1 v 0 MN going into the final period. It’s been a nail biter of a final but our boys can finish this off strong 💪#letsgocens 🏒
avi @hollanovsthird
NO WAY
OTTAWA CENTAURS STANLEY CUP WINNERS @haasyhaaaaas
LUCA HAAS GOOD AT HOCKEY LUCA HAAS STANLEY CUP WINNER LUCA HAAS SEXY LUCA HAAS TALENTED
Centaurs Daily @censdaily
SHUTOUT IN THE STANLEY CUP FINAL HOLY SHIT @lisa_hayes GIVE YOUR HUSBAND A BIG FAT KISS FOR ME
Lisa @lisa_hayes
Your wish is my command 🤭
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SportsNet: Ottawa Centaurs Earn First Stanley Cup in Team History; ‘It Was a Complete Team Effort, We Could Not Have Done It Without Everyone on the Team,’ Says Captain Rozanov
PinkSports: Haters Silenced as Ottawa Centaurs Win Very First Stanley Cup With Queer Players Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett
BarStool Sports: Where Was Shane Hollander in the Playoffs? Could Marriage Woes Be Responsible for Hollander’s Lowest Scoring Average?
People: Stanley Cup Celebrations Continue for Captain Rozanov Without His Husband as He is Spotted Exiting Ottawa Club With Svetlana Vetrova, Jackie Pike and Rose Landry
E!Sports: Ilya Rozanov Goes Bar Hopping With Centaurs Rookies Three Weeks After Stanley Cup Win, Husband Shane Hollander Noticeably Absent
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@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
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Close up shot of Shane doing a bicep curl with sweat dripping down his neck. He is wearing a black compression t-shirt with a white Reebok logo printed on one sleeve.
Action shot of Shane running outside in a white muscle tank and dark red shorts.
Photo of Shane holding crow pose on a yoga mat in a park. He is wearing a white muscle tank tucked into a pair of black shorts.
Caption: Getting myself ready for pre-season with Reebok’s new Essentials 2.0 collection. Made with new moisture wicking technology that looks and feels luxurious. Available on the @reebok website now. My favourites are the Essentials 2.0 compression short sleeve, run tank, and tech shorts 5”. Classic silhouettes for the modern athlete. #reebokpartner #reebokessentials #ad
COMMENTS
@ilyarozanov ✅
haha shirtless yoga is only for me to see
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
Ilya.
@ilyarozanov ✅
yes moy lyubov? 😘
@ilyarozanov ✅ liked by @shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
hello Reebok Shane Hollander is perfect model. I will buy your clothes so I can match with my beautiful model husband. 😍
@haydenpike35 ✅
Looking good man!
@hazyhayes ✅
I respect you getting that bag Hollzy but getting ready for pre-season one month after winning the cup is just making the rest of us look bad
@holeforhollander
i need to bite those biceps SO BAD
@shanehollanderupdates
The most employed man in the NHL 🫡
@brickwallhazy
shoutout to all the sponsors who will be keeping us fed with shane content throughout the break
@casey.reed
No wonder Roz has been partying without him 🥱 💤
@ilyarozanov ✅
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Game Changers hockey camp staff photo taken at the Centaurs’ rink. Everyone is in matching hoodies and huddled together. The Stanley Cup banner from the most recent season can be seen hanging in the background.
Zoomed in video of Shane and Ilya speeding down an empty rink. Ilya shouts, ‘Fuck you, Hollander. I am faster than you,’ as he chases after Shane while Shane’s unbothered laugh echoes loudly in the empty facility.
Ilya is curled up in fetal position on the ice, barely visible as he is surrounded by children whose arms are fisted, blurry and in motion.
Official video footage from the Irina Foundation of one of the hockey camps. Ilya is crouching beside a camper demonstrating different ways to grip a hockey stick, the accompanying subtitles read: ‘Once you get comfortable with the grips, then you can switch grips very fast during the game. So you must practice, okay?’ The camper nods resolutely and skates off with an encouraging pat on their back from Ilya. Ilya stands up and watches the camper for a second before Shane skates into frame, cups Ilya’s cheeks and presses a firm peck onto his lips. When Shane pulls away, he mutters something that causes Ilya to smile shyly. The Cyrillic subtitles read: ‘я тебя люблю’, I love you.
Ilya is stretched across a sofa with a pink face mask and cucumber slices over his eyes, hands resting on his stomach. Shane is seated on the floor in front of the sofa with Arthur sitting in his lap, reading a book, and Ruby and Jade are standing on either side of him, fastening butterfly clips in his hair. Shane is unbothered by what the girls are doing, eyes pointed at Arthur’s book.
Caption: Thank you for spending your summer at the Game Changers hockey camps. We had a great turn out this year. Special thank you to all those who donated to the Game Changers scholarship fund and allowed more players to come for camp. I had a great time with all the cute kiddos.
COMMENTS
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
I promise that our coaches do not swear around the campers. We also don’t encourage fighting.
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
Also we once again have proof that I am faster than you.
@ilyarozanov ✅
my husband is so rude to me
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
Ya tebya lyublyu 😊
@ilyarozanov ✅
Ya tebya lyublyu 😒
@evan_dykstra ✅ liked by @ilyarozanov ✅
Those kids were brutal man but I had a great time coaching these devils. Thanks for having me again!
@zaneboodhockey ✅
They raced for 15 minutes btw
@brickwallhazy
Who won?
@zaneboodhockey ✅
Hollander
@cliffmarlow ✅
You creating little enforcers Roz?
@jackiepike_ liked by @ilyarozanov ✅
We love when uncle Shane and uncle Ilya come to visit! Can’t wait to see you guys again ❤️
@ilyarozanov ✅ liked by @jackiepike_
I love you beautiful Jackie Pike and beautiful Pike children💗
@hollanovofficial
uncle shane and uncle ilya omgggg 😭😭😭
@harrisdrover liked by @ilyarozanov ✅
You guys are too cute 😩
@ilyarozanov ✅
yes we are cuter than you and Barrett I know
@harrisdrover
Let’s not push it Rozanov
@frecklesshane
zooming to kiss ilya after seeing him be good with kids … i know what you are shane
@mrsrozanov81
😭shane saying i love you in russian is too fucking much 😭
@holeforhollander
like when did he have time to learn russian in between winning his fourth stanley cup ??
@hollanov2481
PDA ON MAIN IS CRAZY 😭 😭 WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS
@frecklesshane
rozy really said shut up about my marriage 😡 😡 😡
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
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Candid photo of one of the Game Changers hockey camps in session. Campers are spread out across the rink doing various drills.
Photo of Shane, Hayden, and JJ smiling with their arms around each other.
Photo of Shane and Ilya with their arms around each other in the middle of an empty rink. They grin widely at the camera.
Caption: Thank you for your continued support of the Irina Foundation and the Game Changers hockey camps. Another successful round of camps in the books! We want to extend an extra thank you to everyone who donated to the Game Changers scholarship fund and made the hockey camps more accessible. See you at camp next year!
COMMENTS
@jjboiziau ✅ liked by @shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
Thanks for having me Hollander
@haydenpike35 ✅ liked by @shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
I’m proud of you man! It was great playing hockey with you again and the kids loved seeing you!
@ilyarozanov ✅ liked by @shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
Moy prekrasnyy trener (my beautiful coach)
@shanehollanderupdates
lol the difference between shane and ilya’s camp posts is hilarious
@hollanov2481
shane is trying to remind us that they run a professional hockey camp
@queen.sherry
Yeah one is a little more 😴than the other
@m0th3rpuck3r
It’s like Hollander is allergic to showing some personality
@shanehollanderupdates
you don’t have to be here you know
@lucahaas ✅
Thanks for having me Shane!
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
It was great having you, have a good summer!
@shanehollanderupdates
Thank you for the new content king 👑
@dailyhollanov
new Hollanov content on main!!
@ilyarozanov ✅
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Shane is lying in a hammock with his eyes shut and one arm shielding his eyes from the sun, wearing only a pair of dark green swim shorts. His wedding ring reflects under the sun. Anya is curled up between his legs asleep.
A mirror selfie taken by Ilya in their home gym. He is shirtless, visibly sweaty, and glaring into the mirror. Behind him, Shane is wearing a white muscle tank and black short shorts and photographed mid-lunge with his back facing the camera.
Front camera video taken by Ilya, his face fills the entire frame as he squints under the glare of the sun. The camera moves overhead to reveal that Ilya is standing on in just a pair of swim shorts and a pair of hands are rubbing sunscreen into his back. Shane’s voice can be heard, saying, “… it was cloudy yesterday. You’re lucky I love you. I literally put the sunscreen by the door so you can’t forget. I’m not gonna put aloe on you this time, no matter how much you whine. And can you check the UV …”
Ilya sits on the day bed with his legs extended over Shane’s lap as he looks at Shane with a self-satisfied smile stretched across his face. Shane’s head is thrown back in laughter as his hands rest on Ilya’s legs. The sky is a deep orange, mid sunset, and their faces are illuminated by the lit fireplace in front of them. Anya is lying on someone’s lap, seemingly asleep, in the corner of the photo.
Shane and Ilya stand shoulder to shoulder in a kitchen, presenting bowls of homemade ramen to the camera with polite smiles. Shane’s bowl has twice the amount of bean sprouts than Ilya’s. A big silver pot can be seen simmering on the stove behind them.
A mirror selfie taken by Ilya in the bathroom; he is holding his phone in one hand and brushing his teeth with the other. Shane’s face is tucked into the crook of Ilya’s neck as he hugs Ilya from behind with one hand resting on Ilya’s abs and the other resting on Ilya’s chest. Both of them are shirtless.
Caption: hot girl summer 😴🥵🐶☀️🍜💕
COMMENTS
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer✅ liked by @ilyarozanov✅
I don’t know what a hot girl summer is but yes. Ya tebya lyublyu.
@ilyarozanov✅
we are hot. Anya is girl. it is summer.
@zaneboodhockey✅
Homemade ramen? Not fair!
@ilyarozanov✅
I will ask mama Yuna for recipe
@c_boyleofficial✅
It’s not summer without a Rozanov thirst trap
@ilyarozanov✅
you are welcome for summer training inspiration
@mrsrozanov81
hot girl summer but it is the most domestic activities ever … okay girl
@grant_hits_pucks
He went from clubbing with chicks to sitting by the fireplace? Yeah tell me again how Hollander hasn’t made Rozanov lame as hell.
@mrsrozanov81
🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅
@hollanovofficial
omg he is not gonna fuck you
@hollanovsdaughter
OHHHHHH HUSBANDS IN LOVE 😭
@shaneholelander
shane is so cutie patootie i want to squish him 🤏🏽 🤏🏽 🤏🏽
@frecklesshane
You are referring to 4 time stanley cup winner Shane Hollander? Thighs big enough to crush a watermelon Shane Hollander?
@shaneholelander
YUP
@frecklesshane
You are so right he is a cutie patootie
@hollanov2481
lol ilya said shut up about my boring husband!!
@hollanovofficial
litch rally like this man is giggling and kicking his feet because his husband is nagging him about sunscreen
@mrsrozanov81
i bet he deliberately didn’t put on sunscreen so that shane would rub his hands all over him
@hollanov2481
like he needs an excuse did you see that last pic?? shane is putting his hands on his husband whenever he wants
@mrsrozanov81
you are so right … ilya just wants attention
@alice.reeves
No one is gonna take him away from you Shane you can loosen your grip lol
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅
🎵 "Tap Out" by Rich Gang
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Photo taken from the side of Ilya sleeping on Shane. Ilya’s mouth hangs slightly open, face pressed into Shane’s chest and one hand loosely resting on Shane’s neck. Ilya is shirtless and covered by a white duvet hip down, faint fingernail marks are visible on his shoulders and around his waist.
Caption: I put him right to sleep every time
COMMENTS
@ilyarozanov✅
SHANE!
@ilyarozanov✅
🤭
@ilyarozanov✅
mama Yuna will see!
@yunahollanderofficial
I see nothing.
@hollanovofficial
LOL YUNA HOLLANDER IS A REAL ONE
@ilyarozanov✅
who showed you this song??? who taught you how to add song??
@ilyarozanov✅
@tannerdilhockey @erikholmberg @willyoungofficial @antoinelp @c_boyleofficial @lucahaas
@shaneholelander
not him tagging all the babies lmao
@tannerdilhockey✅
not me
@erikholmberg✅
nope but well played hollzy
@lucahaas✅
It was not me
@willyoungofficial✅
Not guilty but fucking respect man
@antoinelp✅
Hahahahaha not me. Fucking nice Hollzy.
@c_boyleofficial✅
I wish it was me man
@roselandry✅
🤭 🤭 🤭
@ilyarozanov✅
ROSE LANDRY!
@zaneboodhockey✅
Hot damn Hollander
@roselandry✅
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
@troybarrett✅
Oh he is going to be insufferable about this
@jackiepike_
You did not Shane oh my god
@harrisdrover
Oh Shane …
@cassie.boodram
YUP
@selena_c
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh Shane how I love you
@hollanov2481
IS THIS LEGAL OMG
@hollanovofficial
no fucking way
@frecklesshane
LMAO SHANE SAID WHO IS BORING NOW BITCH ASDHGDHJKW
@alice.reeves
Shane Hollander just told all of you to shut the hell up LOL
@hollanovdaily
GET THEM SHANE 😛
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The Horsemen 🐎🏒🌈
Dykstra: Yoooo Hollzy
Dykstra: 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Bood: 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Chouinard: 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
LaPointe: I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD THAT IN YOU HOLLZY
Hayes: Lisa hasn’t stopped laughing
Hayes: You are wild man
Dillion: freak hollander, damn
Shane: What are you guys talking about?
Holmberg: cmon man you are killing me
Barrett: The both of you are as bad as each other
Young: Not dad being freaked out on main
Shane: One, I am not your dad. Two, what ‘does freaked out on main’ mean?
Shane: Also, I don’t get it. What did I do?
Boyle: You guys really are perfect for each other
Boyle: Not that we needed anymore confirmation
Ilya: yes, yes, my husband and I are very sexy together
Ilya: and you are all jealous because you will never get to watch me and my husband have hot and sexy sex
Shane: Ilya.
Ilya: oh so you can post sexy photo but i cannot tell our friends that we are sexy?
My Shane 🥰
you are evil evil husband
rose landry is bad influence
come home now!!!
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