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    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Ilya did not have a speech planned, but even if he did, he knew he would mess it up. So he stuck with the basics. “Marry me?”

    “Yes. Fuck Yes!” Shane yelled as Ilya slipped the ring onto his finger and jumped to his feet. “Oh my god, I can’t believe you.”

    “Why not?” Ilya purred, but Shane didn’t reply, just wrapped his arms around Ilya tightly as he buried his face in Ilya’s neck. Ilya completely forgot about his question.

    For a minute, they had both completely forgotten where they were, too caught up in the moment.

    But then reality set in, and hundreds of sets of eyes were suddenly on them, and the realization that they were in public hit them. “Oh shit” Shane mumbled as he pulled away.

    Or… After the Metros beat the Raiders in the division playoffs, Ilya proposes to Shane. On the ice, in front of thousands of people. The reactions are about as normal as you would expect.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

    Rose: ???

    Shane: Trust me

    Shane: Just get it

    Rose: Why?

    Shane: You are probably cursed.

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    Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    In Hockey, when a fight breaks out, all other players pair off with a player on the opposite team to prevent anybody else from entering the fight. It's a form of self policing to prevent a 2 on 1. Players guard their man to stop unfair play.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov always pair off during fights. It's apparently a tradition, and the fans can't get enough of it.

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    01 Jun 2026