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    “Aww, don’t be embarrassed Haasy. Just don’t tell him about your Ilya Rozanov poster and you can definitely pull this swimmer boy!” Ilya says.

    The only thing more mortifying than getting caught watching borderline thirst traps of your crush is having your hockey idol (and childhood crush) talking about your dating life.

    Luca closed his eyes, his blush no doubt crawling up further from his neck all the way to his forehead.

    “Who’s Haasy gonna pull?” Harris asked, walking into the barbeque with a crate of cider and Troy by his side.

    “Oh, kill me now”

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    Or during a summer trip to Colorado Springs Luca forms a crush on Matthew Vasquez, American Olympic swimmer. Matthew is a swimming prodigy, loud & extroverted, and a sucker for those beautiful blue eyes.

    Or Luca Haas falls in love

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    The Ottawa Centaurs have just won their first Stanley Cup and the only thing Shane can think about is how much he wants to kiss Ilya Rozanov, right here on center ice.

    or, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander post The Long Game.

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    Sixteen years ago at the height of Shane Hollander's career, he disappeared. Now years later invites to a wedding for a ‘Luca Hollander’ end up on the doorstep of many people of the past, many of which have their names etched in his father’s diary. Inviting them all with the intention of finally getting to know more about his father, and finally finding out who his fathers soulmate was.

    Will this be the wedding of the century without even knowing it or go down in a dumpster fire?

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    "It should never be said that Ilya liked getting injured. Sure, he loved getting up in his opposition's face and that had meant taking some serious hits over the years, but he hated being taken off the ice for stupid injuries. Injuries meant getting benched and doing tedious, repetitive exercises until the team doctor decided he was healed enough to rejoin the team. They meant his husband was more neurotic than usual, trying to tend to his every need (Ilya didn’t hate that part, but he did hate that it ruined their sex life). They also meant he couldn’t chase Anya around the yard and hold her like a baby. And that wasn’t even the worst part. The worst part of being injured was that he had to sit idly, especially with a concussion, and that meant he had a lot of time to think which never ended well. "

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    OR: Ilya gets hurt during a playoff game and tries to hide it from Shane until he can't anymore

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    Shane loses his game to a blizzard and his boyfriend to a bad hit, all in the same night.

    Snowed in with his parents in Montreal, he watches Ilya get stretchered off on live TV, and discovers that when your relationship is a secret, no one at the hospital thinks to call you.

    In Ottawa, Ilya wakes up with broken bones, a serious concussion, and a neatly edited brain. The months where he was lonely and depressed and fighting with Shane? Gone. He’s mentally living in the soft, hopeful beginning of things—and the more everyone tiptoes around him, the more wrong it feels.

    The Centaurs step up. The Hollanders dig in. Shane tries to convince himself that “temporary amnesia” is not the same thing as losing him.

    They’re still together. They’re technically fine.

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    “Ilya,” he clarified, wincing as he swallowed, his throat feeling like he’d eaten a fistful of glass. “I need to call Ilya.”

    He fumbled around for his phone, desperately needing to hear his fiance’s voice. Together, they could figure this out. They’d make a plan. Ilya could drive with his parents from Ottawa and–

    But Ilya wasn’t in Ottawa. He was in Russia.

    No.

    No.

    They’d kill Ilya in Russia. They’d kill him, or arrest him, or– or–

    Oh god, they’d kill him.
    __________________________________________________________________________

    A family emergency means Ilya is in Russia when Hayden's FanMail video ends up on Twitter, outing them to the entire world. It, predictably, ends horribly.

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    Ilya and Shane don't know how it happened. All they know is they woke up in the other's body. And now, they have games to play, interviews to do, and present an award together. What could possibly go wrong?

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    "Time is a flat circle."-Ilya Rozanov at the draft of his and Shane's son.

    Mac Hollander-Rozanov has been captain of the Canadian Juniors team twice, was the youngest member of the 2026 gold medal Team Canada Men's Hockey Team, and was the first overall draft pick in 2026. To Montreal, which is... Complicated. Really complicated. His bio parents kicked him out for being gay, and he wouldn't trade his family for anything in the world, but being the gay poster boy for the team that shunned his dad for being gay because he has his dad's name? He can't even focus on just playing hockey because everything he does is either good for the Metro's image or good for his supposed rival.

    Aristotelis Floros has been captain of the American Juniors team twice, was the youngest member of the 2026 silver medal Team USA Men's Hockey Team, and was the second overall draft pick in 2026. To New York, which is a dream come fucking true. He's playing with Scott fucking Hunter, even if he announced 27-28 would be his last season Aris still gets to play with him! So fuck you, Hollander-Rozanov and your handsome fucking face and your goddamned superhero rescuing tendencies. Aris Floros is going to win the Stanley cup first.

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    The new Boston rookie has a real knack for getting underneath Ilya's skin... Shane teaches him a quick lesson in grace and decorum.

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    Kyle was still drunk when he woke up in his new apartment in Ottawa, after drinking himself out of his brain, because he couldn’t handle receiving an unwanted wedding invitation from New York, and a call from his parents to visit Vermont, after ten years. The idea of doing that alone is dreadful, but he was not alone in his apartment; a centaur showed up between the comforter of his bed.
    It was Luca Haas.

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    + One Time They All Had His Back

    Set after the events of The Long Game.
    Ilya Rozanov was well known to be a menace. He liked living loud and never shied away from a fight. After Shane's transfer to the Ottawa Centaurs he settled in some ways, in others he got infinitely worse. One thing they hadn't accounted for was how disgustingly in love with his husband Ilya was. Ilya was not going to let them forget.

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    The Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity house—affectionately known to brothers and friends as Deke—was a boring three-story reddish brown brick building, narrow but deep, that would be nearly indistinguishable from Delta Tau Delta next door were it not for the lettered flags hanging out front. Shane jogged up the eight stairs onto the porch and let himself inside. As a senior and elected President of the Tau Alpha chapter of Deke, Shane had been granted his own room in the far corner of the top floor, furthest away from the front door and main living spaces.
    He climbed the stairs two at a time to the third floor, ignoring the way his thighs screamed in protest at the repeated overexertion they’d been subjected to in the last eight hours. You’d think he’d have gotten used to this particular combination of hockey and fucking by now, but apparently that was not the case.

    OR, Shane Hollander, intramural hockey captain, fraternity president, and bad liar extraordinaire, takes on his senior year of university. He has a wild card up his sleeve... Too bad he's been showing his hand for years, though.

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    Season 2025/2026 is the one where Ottawa finally wins the cup. The road to playoffs is paved with Harris saving Ilya’s image after various posts and comments online and Farah saving Ilya’s life quite literally. What Ilya and Shane didn’t anticipate was the young girl wearing a Rozanov jersey and cheering loudly for both of them as they put Montreal to respect in the final game.

    Odnolyub (Однолюб) – someone who has only one love in their life.

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    Harris knew that Ilya Rozanov was a menace in the media when he got the social media job at the Centaurs. He knew that Ilya had virtually no filter and said whatever came to his mind, even if it was extremely inappropriate. Harris had worked for years trying to keep Ilya in line and was somewhat successful in this feat.

    It all changed when Shane Hollander signed with the Centaurs.

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    Would they get into trouble with their own team over this? Probably.

    Would it be worth it?

    Abso-fucking-lutely.

    “He’s doing it again,” Dykstra stage-whispered, pulling Ilya back to reality. “It’s getting weird.”

    Bood nodded. “Yeah. How he actually managed to land Hollzy with that creepy smile is beyond me.”

    Ilya snorted. “Fuck off, idiots.”

    “Ah,” Wyatt made a cheerful noise. “He’s back! We missed you, Cap.”

    “But we’d also appreciate it if you could stop grinning like a lunatic,” Chouinard said, pointing at Ilya’s face. “You look like you’re about to become the Metros’ worst nightmare.”

     

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    For months, Shane has been treated like an outcast—branded a traitor by the city he once called home. Now he can’t wait to leave Montreal behind for good. Yet, determined to keep his dignity, he takes part in one final fan event to raise money for a children’s hospital.

    On the surface, it’s simple enough. Fans exchange money for an autograph, a picture and a fleeting moment with their former hero—nothing Shane hasn’t done countless times over the past decade. This time, however, his final obligation to the team doesn’t end the way he expects.

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    Ilya comes out to the Centaurs.

    That's it, that's the fic, hope you like it. Oh, and tells them about Shane.

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    Five times in his life, Shane Hollander has worn Ilya Rozanov's Jersey.

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    Excerpt...
    ...If Shane didn't get things under control right now, he was going to give his own secret away right here and now. But did he really care?
    His phone shook in his trembling hands as he desperately tried to make the call, but he didn't have his glasses on and he was truly crying now so the screen was just a blur of light.
    "I need to— I can't—" He gasped, and Hayden squeezed his hand before gently pulling the phone away from him. Then Shane heard the phone as it began to ring, and ring, and ring, and ring. Then there was silence, and then Ilya's snarky voicemail recording issued through the phone's speakers. Shane was going to be sick...

    Or...What if the emergency landing was a little bit more of a crash landing?

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    “I like wearing your name. I like that everyone can see it. And I like even more that you will wear mine.”

    or, Being WAGs comes with perks: bragging rights, endless teasing, and most importantly, matching playoff jackets.

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    Okay. I like it...Picasso!

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